So yeah. I'm gonna save the ogres before they get fucking decked.
I mean, they’re ogres. They’re among the top of the food chain among the monsters in the Jura Forest, having them in my force will be worth it. Not only that, if I just let them die, I’ll feel a little bad.
Great power comes with great responsibility and all that. I mean, I've been living in this world for over a month now, and I've come to terms that I may have to kill one day and that innocent people and monsters are dying every second. But… even so, although this might be a bit naive, I want to do something.
Besides, it won't hurt anyone.
And so, I first have to know where they are. That is why I am currently sitting in my slime form in front of a familiar object to anyone who watched the Overlord anime.
Specifically, it’s a mirror of remote viewing.
For those who are unaware of its functions, this thing is a mirror that lets me view things… remotely…
Fucking genius, I know.
But yeah, basically it’s a clairvoyance magic item. With it, I can see things while not actually there. Think of it like controlling a drone and looking through its camera, except there is no drone.
Wait. Can't I use this to peek in on Mikoto while she’s in the hot spr-
Mikoto- “What are you doing?”
Rimuru- “*Girlish scream*”
Mikoto walks up from behind me and asks me a question. It seems she’s genuinely curious instead of interrupting me because of her intuition.
Rimuru- “Oh, Mikoto, it’s just you…”
I play it off like I just didn’t know it was her.
Mikoto- “Hmm? Couldn't you sense me with your [Universal Sense] skill?”
Rimuru- “Ahh, well [Raph-], uhh, [Great Sage] is the one handling all of the info I get from my sensing skills. Otherwise, I would constantly get a stream of useless information, and it gets tiring having to file through it. [Great Sage] doesn’t warn me of anyone approaching unless they have hostile intent.”
Mikoto- “Heeh, that’s pretty helpful. I always have to tone down my [Magic Sense] skill whenever I don’t need it, but with [Great Sage] you can keep it on full power at all times, right?”
Rimuru- “In a way, yeah.”
Mikoto- “So, back to my first, question…”
Rimuru- “Oh, well apparently some orcs are wandering around the forest. I'm looking around to see if something big’s happening.”
While I was talking, I come across a certain scene in the mirror in front of me. It’s a village. The thing is, it's on fucking fire.
Just like my mixtape… after my family threw it out into a dumpster and lit it on fire.
I'm joking.
Anyway, the smoke is making it a bit hard to see what exactly is going on from the mirror, so I can't exactly see what’s going on. But I'm not an idiot, I know that there is a very good chance that this is the ogre village I'm looking for. But…
Isn't it a bit too early? I was expecting this to happen only after a couple of days.
<<Report. There is a good chance that this event occurred earlier than predicted due to this being a Parallel World.>>
Ah, I guess that explains things, huh… Anyway, now isn't the time. I have to hurry.
And so, without saying anything, I use [Spatial Motion] and disappear from the house, instantly appearing right on the edges of the village.
I can't move to any place I haven’t seen before, but looking at it through the mirror makes things so much easier. I turn into my human form and call out.
Rimuru- “Ranga.”
Ranga- “You called, Master?”
Ranga appears from my shadow and stands next to me while still in his smaller form. He always sits in my shadow, so I can just call him like this whenever he needs it.
Rimuru- “Protect the ogres. Try not to kill any orcs, but if you can't help it, give them a painless death.”
I want to keep as many orcs alive as possible since they’ll eventually work under me, but right now, they’re my enemy. I won't hold back if I can't help it.
Ranga- “Understood Master!”
Ranga runs forward into the still burning village and disappears into the smoke. I'm not worried about him, he’s stronger than all of the orcs still in the village and the smoke won't hinder someone of his level.
How do I know that there are orcs inside the village? And how do I know there are still ogres to be saved? Well, [Universal Sense] is useful in situations like this.
Although [Raphael] filters all the information coming from [Universal Sense], this doesn’t mean it’s because I CAN’T process it all. A slime’s body is made up of individual cells that can each act as a separate brain.
I just can't be bothered having to sift through all the incoming information, so while not in a combat state, [Raphael] handles all the useless stuff. As soon as I arrived I immediately understood the entire situation in the village and I knew it was the orcs attacking as I expected.
Luckily, it seems they’re still in the process of raiding the village and there are around half of the ogres left remaining.
Ok, first things first, I need to get rid of this fire.
[Control Water].
I create a massive ball of water high up in the air before bursting it, causing it to shower the area like rain. Within a minute, most of the fires are gone.
I could also get rid of the smoke, but I don’t need vision and neither does Ranga. The smoke should work in my favour.
Now then… Shall I play the hero?
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Name: Rimuru
Race: Origin Slime
Protection: Crest of Space
Title: Highest Tier Spirit, Leader of the Monsters
Ultimate Skills: [Illya, Heaven's Feel] [Raphael, Lord of Wisdom]
Intrinsic Skills: [Infinite Regeneration] [Universal Shapeshift] [Universal Sense] [Multilayer Barrier] [Enhanced Replication] [Universal Thread]
Unique Skills: [Predator] [Creation] [Rune Master]
Extra Skills: [Control Water] [Lord's Ambition] [Thought Communication] [Control Wind] [Control Flame] [Spatial Motion]
Tolerances: [Cancel Pain] [Resist Melee Attack] [Cancel Natural Elements] [Cancel Ailments] [Resist Spiritual Attack] [Resist Holy Attack]
Me: *takes out a f*cking banana and points it to AN* post a bonus chapter or ill shoot you, this can destroy the f*cking moon
You should know that forks are the most powerful weapon in the universe! It’s the Destroyer of Worlds, Weapon of the End, but most importantly, a tool to enjoy food with! So put away that banana and switch to forks today!
@Syneiditos I personally prefer using the power of diabetes (via a random number of cookies), not as effective but much more humane than the banana or the fork
I see. A valid argument. However, if it’s diabetes we’re talking about, then I prefer to use the power of cuteness instead. Cookies are quite inefficient I must say.
@Syneiditos Ah, A valid tactic however with the power of cuteness it needs to be a lot more precise (you need to get the right example of fluff) unless if you are referring to the cinnamon bun's defenders attacking for them
@Ls_Shadow what the f*ck is happening here
i just want a bonus chappy.
@Liber8T However, You brought out the banana gun
It matters not. For cute is justice. As a wise man once said, “Cute makes right! All our needs, desires, and instincts seek cuteness, and it is for cuteness that we will give everything we have!”
@Ls_Shadow hmmm i see its about that, its rotting so i thought i should use it now or never
@Syneiditos damn straight
@Liber8T Fair, but if I were to choose something to destroy the moon and make threats, I would choose koro-sensai for he is a master of both AND is respectful the whole time.
@Syneiditos Agreed
However, it must be acknowledged that hiring someone isn’t exactly time efficient. Moreover Koro-sensei may not agree.
@Syneiditos True, I'm not sure but that reminded me of this one post on d&d stories where this one group had some physicists and calculated that the force of a singular magic missile could break the moon and succeeded so maybe I would just cast magic missile
Though, for those of us who are unable to use magic, that is not an option. Thus, I shall opt for a squirt bottle. Bananas are quite useless, forks are too powerful, cuteness is uncontrollable and may lead to heart disease, and Koro-sensei is not an efficient option. Squirt bottles, however, work on humans and felines alike!
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@Ls_Shadow and yes I did use the power of copy-paste
Ah, but I am immune to ear worms. Thus it is not far-fetched to say that others have to.
@Syneiditos Ah, fair
Wtf is going on here
*whispers*these people lost theirs minds
@Liber8T my exact thoughts
@DJDAN I mean, You are not wrong
@DJDAN ohooo finally decided to show yourself. Better make that bonus chapter or dio will ram his truck-kun in your room whils shoting ROADO ROLLAAAHH DAAAAAHHH
@Liber8T unfortunately I have the ultimate defence called the 4th wall so road roller dio cant hurt me
@DJDAN hmmmm i see we need the power of the egg cult
Oh and maybe deadpool with infinity gauntlet can help he already destroyed MHA universe's 4th wall-chan
@Liber8T n-no
not the egg cult... are you really willing to risk the multiverse for an extra chap?
@DJDAN my child is at the mercy of the extra chap
@Syneiditos the ultimate weapon is the spork
@MonkeyManiac I love this comment chain
@Ls_Shadow