I am Exist

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I have set up my shop. It is a good shop. I sell herbs. The pringle man we defeated the day before sold well.

I am happy

I am content.

I am bored.

I am too strong for this world, I have yet to find an opponent who can defeat me.

There is nothing to do in this world, no more challenges.

I take a piece of rock, and crumble it into bits.

"Do you," asked an old wobbly woman who walked nearby

Do you want what you desire?, Yes — I said.

"Take this" she said, handing me a mushroom,

"It shall be a test of your mind."

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"You just lost, my child", Did I? — I asked.

I found myself in another world.

A barren land, one filled with nothing but wasteland.

I see some dead trees.

Coming towards me were green wheels

I don't know what they are, all I know I must slay.

Green wheels roaring towards me, circling for the kill.

Do you like the way I talk?

Do you like the way I walk?

Do you like how my face, disintegrates into chalk

I have a wonderful wife, a powerful job,

She criticises me for being ego centric

Hahahahha

You practice your mannerisms into the wall,

If this mirror were clearer, I'll be standing so tall,

And so I sang my favourite song, ruler of everything.

The very ground shall bow before me.,  Kneel! - I said.

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I chanted the spell to end all.

Go forward. Level 3- Hazard!

The rocks simply disintegrated. The very ground evaporated and so did the green wheels.

Is that all?, 

There was a crater where I once stood. 

It reminded me of a quote I read once.

"This is a work of fiction"

  — Shakespeare

It means that nothing ever mattered, nor it will ever matter.

There was an earthquake, and a huge worm, as big as the Eiffel Tower came out.

It lunged towards me, and I ran. I ran faster than it could see, and before it could even blink.

Boring, I thought. But at least it tried. I gave a karate chop, which cleanly slashed through the worm, spilling it's interiors and cracking the earth.

A job well done, but the fight was not over yet.

It regenerated, and now there were 2 worms.

Usually, the method to deal with such people is to keep cutting them till they run out of energy.

But that's the peasant  method. Cool kids do it this way,

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I chanted the spell to end all

The worms began to grow up more, soon cysts began forming and lumps too. You shall die a painful death — I said.

Their cells are rapidly dividing right now, it shall exhaust them, and make them explode like balloons

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Is the spell to end all

Level 1, Disaster.

A screen open up in front of me — [Hello user] It said.

Calculating level gained

Gained 18383902i3993i2o2oei2ko2ooeu2io28472892 EXPoints.

Leveled up by 94820 levels.

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Achievements

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LANGUAGES

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That Awesome Moment When You Tell People To Listen To A Song But It Isn't Synchronized with The Battle At all.

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