First, dictionary.

"There are certain queer times and occasions in this strange mixed affair we call life when a man takes this whole universe for a vast practical joke, though the wit thereof he but dimly discerns, and more than suspects that the joke is at nobody's expense but his own."

Will be translated to

Ba fori strangeo timeoma goop goma ba strangeo mixo goma pama callo ael ba un mano holdo ael ael ba tana practicala jokeo, goop ba wito, ba, va goopri tanari kriska, goop tana thano kriska ba jokeo ba ori wortho goopri va.

This literally translated to English will be

That specific times and happenings, that strange mix happenings, we call life that 1 man hold whole universe that many practical jokes and that wit, that, he, but less thought, and many than think that joke that nobody's worth, but him.

If we leave this to an experienced translator, it will be

Hmmm, this is a problem. But I feel the problem arised since i picked up a complex sentence.

Let's take something easy.

Hmmm, wait, we need to have some more words first.

Can, ie. The ability to. Hmmm. 

Can and ability will be one word, also talent and skill, which will be stat.

Should/suggestions will be sovet. It means 

advice, council, board, Soviet, counsel, suggestion.

Okie, now let's try something easy.

There was a man lived in the moon, lived in the moon, lived in the moon.
There was a man lived in the moon,
And his name was Aiken Drum!

Will be translated to

Ba edo un mano ba edo fori Moono, ba edo fori Moono, ba edo fori Moono.

Ba edo fori Moono,

Goop namo edo Aiken Drum.

This literally translates to,

There exited 1 man existed in the moon, existed in the moon, existed in the moon.

Existed in the moon,

And name was Aiken Drum.

We shall create 2 more words, 

Love, which will be Tanaski.

Like, which will be ski.

Dislike will be skiri.

Hate will be Tanaskiri.

What will be tanariski?

Less like?

Hehe.

I think we are done.

Wait, just 1 more word.

Wish.

Cin.

I made a few minor changes, we shall now meet in the fomal version.