“Hey Yu-kun”
“What’s up?”
“I was just wondering..’
“Hm?”
“Why are we eating at Waccdonalds for our date?”
“Because it’s cheap”
“But I have more than enough money for our date.”
“That’s not the main reason I chose Waccdonalds.’
“Then what is?”
“Their fries are the best”
“…”
“…”
“Let’s go eat somewhere else, shall we?”
“Eh?” I said, as she dragged me out of the mall
“Yosh, let’s go to a proper restaurant now then.”
“But why?”
“I just got out of work, I don’t want to eat waccdonalds with my boyfriend to relieve my stress okay?”
“Ehhh”
She then held my hands, and we started walking together
Who is this woman may ask? She is my girlfriend. This little girl is Kobayashi Harumi. She looks like a loli, however…
—
“Hey you.” a police officer suddenly came up to me and starts questioning me.
“Me?” I asked the officer
“Yeah, you.”
“…What did I do wrong, sir?”
“Wha? Can’t you see? You’re clearly having a date with a child.” He said as he pointed towards Harumi.
“A child? Me? …” Harumi finally joined our conversation after hearing such an “absurd” thing.
“Yeah, you’re not fooling anyone, you know? You’re clearly a child.”
“Hah?! You think I’m under aged?! I’ll have you know, I am 26! Look!” She then showed the officer her work ID.
“Kobayashi Harumi… 26 years old!?”
“That’s right!” She said with the most smug face I’ve ever seen her make. Just to make sure, I also showed my ID to the officer..
“Here’s mine officer” I then showed the officer my own ID
“Suda Yuichi… 16 years old? … Oi, loli baba”
“What?”
“Come here, i'm going to have to arrest you.’
“HAH?!”
—
“Do you still remember that? That was one year ago. It’s still funny for me to this day” I said as I chuckled a bit.
“Hm!” Harumi, however, showed her clear hate of that situation while making a cute pouting face.
“Oh, come on, don’t be like that.”
“Come on, let’s go eat quick. You just ruined my mood!”
“Heh~ Be patient okay.”
“Don’t treat me like a child!”
But despite our age difference, I still love her.
I found this far too funny. Of course it leaves so much a mystery. Great call, can't wait to read more!!