Makeinu finally slept comfortably, even if it was in between Myoko’s thighs.

 

Makeinu: Thank god I wake up before she does.

    It’d be constant teasing if she ever wakes up before me.

 

Tawagotonono: The chance is always in front of you,

  And you never take it.

 

Makeinu: Because I don’t like her!

    What do you not understand?

 

Tawagotonono: I’d totally hit that If I were yo-

 

Makeinu: Please stop.

    I don’t wanna hear it.

 

Tawagotonono: Do you get tired of her snoring?

Makeinu: Really tired.

    I hate having her as a roommate.

    All she does is bother,

    Bother even more,

    And sleep.

    I don’t know what I want to do today.

 

Tawagotonono: You have a computer,

  Why not use it?

 

Makeinu: I don’t have Netflix or anything,

  So I can’t really watch anime.

 

Tawagotonono: (Wait till this kid finds out about pirating websites.)

 

Makeinu: And Nicovideo is just filled with VTuber clips I don’t care about anymore.

    There’s no point.

 

Tawagotonono: What about games?

 

Makeinu: I can just go to the arcade with Furiyama.

 

Tawagotonono: Makeinu…

  PLEASE LET ME HAVE THIS DAY OFF!

  FOLLOWING YOU EVERYWHERE CAN BE HELL SOMETIMES!

  CURSES NEED BREAKS TOO!

 

Makeinu: That gives me more of a reason to torture y-

 

Tawagotonono: I’LL FIND A WAY TO GET MYOKO OUT!

 

Makeinu: I mean…

    Can you fulfill that promise?

 

Tawagotonono: YES!

  (Of course not!)

  (I love seeing you suffer!)

 

Makeinu: Fine.

    But,

    If Furiyama invites me somewhere later in the day,

    I’m going.

 

Tawagotonono: NO!

  FULL DAY OFF!

  OR MYOKO STAYS!

 

Makeinu: Alright,

    Alright.

    (He’s like a child throwing a temper tantrum.)

    (Wanting everything his way.)

    (Fuck him.)

    (If Furiyama invites me somewhere,)

    (I’ll go.)

 

Makeinu went to his computer, having no idea what to do. First thing he thought of doing was checking his emails.

 

 Makeinu: Let’s see.

    2chan,

    Nicovideo,

    Yukina Iwakura?

 

Tawagotonono: A girl finally messaged you?

 

Makeinu: Yeah.

    I mean no!

    This is a girl in my class.

    Why is she messaging me?

 

Tawagotonono: Maybe she likes you?

  I don’t know what girl would message you.

 

Makeinu: Shut up.

    Lemme see.

    “Hello Makeinu-senpai, I wanted to know if I could join the cooking… club-”

 

Makeinu looked at the text with an emotionless face, before letting out a deep sigh.

 

Tawagotonono: Can’t believe someone’s interested.

 

Makeinu: “I’ve been really interested in cooking and baking, since you’re the club leader, I thought the best person to learn from is you. So please let me join Senpai!”

 

Tawagotonono: HAHA!

  Senpai!

  Oh senpai! 

  Kiss me senpai!

 

Makeinu looked at Tawagotonono with an emotionless face, again.

 

Tawagotonono: Why aren’t you laughing?

  It was a joke.

 

Makeinu: Learn how to make better jokes.

    I’m thinking,

    What do I reply with?

    Something like,

    Hello Yukina-san, it would be a pleasure for y-

 

Tawagotonono: Too boring,

  Too formal.

  Just say,

  I don’t care lmao.

 

Makeinu: ...Eh…?

 

Tawagotonono: Or you could say,

  I don't care, join if you want.

 

Makeinu: I don’t… understand.

 

Tawagotonono: Trust me,

  She’ll understand.

 

Makeinu: Fine.

    

Tawagotonono: (This’ll be great.)

 

Makeinu: There we go.

    “I don’t care, join if you want lmao.”

    And…

    Send.

 

Tawagotonono: BAHAHAHAHA!

  SHE WON’T UNDERSTAND!

 

Makeinu: Huh?

    A response already?

    It’s only 7:45.

    “Thanks Senpai! I look forward to the club activities when you get back!”

 

Tawagotonono: (GUH!)

  (SHE UNDERSTOOD!?)

 

Makeinu: Yeah,

    She “won’t understand.”

 

Tawagotonono was devastated, if his face could show any other emotion than a still smiley-face, he’d be in pure shock.

 

Makeinu: Well Tawa,

    I’m gonna go and wake Myoko up.

    See ya.

 

Myoko: Who’s gonna wake who up?

 

Makeinu: GAH!

    Since when were you awake?

 

Myoko: When you were talking about the arcade.

 

Makeinu: Oh..ho ho.

    (Shit,)

    (I’m dead.)

 

Myoko: PLEASE DON’T KICK ME OUT MAKEINU!

I NEED SOMEWHERE TO STAY!

 

Makeinu: But-

 

Myoko: PLEEEEEEEASE!

 

Makeinu: Then stop bugging me all the time.

 

Myoko: Well I can’t make promises…

 

Makeinu: MAKE THE DAMN PROMISE BITCH!

    DON'T ANNOY ME!

 

Myoko: Ok,

Ok.

 

Makeinu: Good.

    Well,

    I’m gonna go and take a walk.

 

Tawagotonono: (A walk!?)

  NO MAKEINU!

  YOU AGREED WE’D STAY INSIDE ALL DAY!

 

Makeinu: You think I’d ever want to give you a break?

    Hell no,

    You should’ve enjoyed the 10 minutes you had.

    See ya My-

    On second thought.

 

Makeinu tied Myoko to the dinner table, where she wouldn’t be able to set the room and fire.

 

Makeinu: See ya Myoko!

 

Myoko couldn’t say anything with tape over her mouth, then Makeinu left the room, and walked to the city park.

 

Makeinu: Y’know,

    I really feel like eating out today.

    Like going to WcDonalds,

    And getting an Egg WcWuffin.

 

Tawagotonono: Just make one at home!

 

Makeinu: I’m not tending to your needs.

    I eat out if I feel like it.

    Why can’t I have a nice breakfast,

    Early in the morning,

    While it’s still foggy out?

 

Tawagotonono: You know,

  I can’t sleep.

  For 2 months,

            I have been watching you sleep.

  And it pisses me off!

 

Makeinu: Get pissed then.

    I couldn’t care less.

    If you get to torture me,

    I get to torture you.

    You get what I’m trying to say here?

 

Tawagotonono: You’re so damn mean, Makeinu!

  I don’t wanna go to WcDonalds!

  I don’t wanna g-

 

Makeinu: (There he goes,)

    (Acting like a child again.)

    Huh?

    Oh.

    Furiyama’s calling me-

 

Tawagotonono: NO!

  WE STAY HOM-

 

Makeinu: Hello?

 

Tawagotonono: AHHH!

 

Makeinu: Yo! Furiyama!

 

Furiyama (Over Phone): Yo! Makeinu!

    I managed to ditch class,

    And got away with it!

    Call it “Furiyama’s Day Off.”

 

Makeinu: Hell yeah!

    So you want to hang out?

 

Furiyama (Over Phone): Why do you think I’m calling?

 

Makeinu: That’s a good point?

    So the arcade?

 

Furiyama (Over Phone): Yeah.

        Where are you at?

 

Makeinu: Yasashi Park.

 

Furiyama (Over Phone): How much Yen do you have?

 

Makeinu: I didn’t bring any.

 

Furiyama (Over Phone): Then go and get some!

    I’ll come over to your Room.

    You know how much Yen to bring?

 

Makeinu: Yep,

    3300.

 

Furiyama (Over Phone): Coming over.

 

Makeinu: Alright,

    See ya later.

 

Furiyama (Over Phone): See ya.

 

Makeinu: C’mon Tawa,

    Time to go back.

 

Tawagotonono: Thank god.

 

Makeinu: He’ll be at home in about 15 minutes.

 

It didn’t take 15 minutes, in fact, Furiyama was in the Parking Lot before Makeinu was.

Makeinu: Furiyama!

 

Furiyama: Makeinu!

 

Makeinu: You got a motorcycle!?

 

Furiyama: A nice red one too.

    After long hard shifts at KFC,

    I managed to save up on this bike.

 

Makeinu: Awesome!

 

Furiyama: I named this bike after my waifu,

    Maki Nishikino.

 

Makeinu: Wait,

    YOU WATCH IDOL ANIMES!?

    HAHAHAHAHAHA!

 

Furiyama: You don't?

 

Makeinu: I THOUGHT YOU WERE A MAN!

 

Furiyama: I AM A MAN!

 

Makeinu: Yeah right.

    You should’ve named your bike Kaneda.

    It has all the stickers his bike has.

 

Furiyama: Yeah,

      But who doesn’t name their red bike Kaneda?

 

Makeinu: Yeah,

    You’re right.

    Hold on,

    I’m gonna get my money.

 

Furiyama: Coming with you!

 

The boys went up to Room 205, and heard a bang from inside.

 

Makeinu: What the hell!?

    DAMMIT MYOKO!

    C’MON!

 

Furiyama: Need me to open the door?

 

Makeinu: No, I got it.

    There we go.

 

Furiyama: AHH!

    M-M-MYOKO!

    WHAT DID YOU DO MAKEINU!?

 

Makeinu: I didn’t want her to start a fire.

 

Furiyama: AND YOU TIED HER TO A TABLE!?

 

Makeinu: I can’t trust her.

Furiyama: I’LL HELP YOU MYO-

 

Makeinu: No you won’t.

 

Furiyama: MY EAR!

 

Makeinu: Don’t do anything,

    She’s MY girlfriend after all.

    A real kinky bitch,

    So I tie her to tables.

    (I hate lying about relationships.)

    (Please, by all means Furiyama, take Myoko!)

    Ah,

    Here’s plenty of yen.

    About…

    4000.

    Let’s go now.

 

Furiyama: Don’t leave Myoko like that!

 

Makeinu: Nah,

    She’ll be fine.

 

Furiyama: MYOKO!

 

Makeinu shut the door before Furiyama could say another word, and dragged Furiyama all the way down to his bike.

 

Makeinu: All right,

    Let’s see how this thing runs!

 

Furiyama: M-Myo… ko.

 

Makeinu: C’mon,

    Stop crying.

    Y’know she’s not actually my girlfriend,

    Take her for all I care.

    Drive dammit!

 

Furiyama: Ok, ok.

 

The boys rode off to the arcade, without helmets, their hair flowing back.

 

Makeinu: HAHAHA FURIYAMA!

    LOOK AT THAT BIG ASS FOREHEAD OF YOURS!

 

Furiyama: Man,

    Shut up.

 

Makeinu: You could pull off a perfect Tetsuo cosplay!

    You have his black short hair and all,

    Plus the forehead!

 

Furiyama: I never thought of that,

    Now that I have,

    Fuck you!

 

Makeinu: Heh.

    Red light!

 

Furiyama: Makeinu,

    You can’t laugh at me,

    When you look like a clown.

    C’mon,

    Blue hair,

    Green eyes,

      You look like an Otaku trying to become an anime-

 

???: Boys!

 

Makeinu: Huh?

    (Oh shit.)

 

Makeinu and Furiyama: UTAGAWA!

 

Utagawa: Furiyama.

    I got an email from YOU saying you were sick.

    So you were lying.

 

Furiyama: NO UTAGAWA!

    I AM SICK!

    Uh…

    My palms are sweaty!

    I have weak knees!

    My arms are heavy!

 

Utagawa: Then why are you on a motorcycle!?

 

Furiyama: Uh…

    Well…

 

Makeinu: Green light.

 

Furiyama: Gotta go!

 

Utagawa: WAIT!

    ANSWER ME DAMMIT!

 

Makeinu (In the distance): FUCK THE COOKING CLUB!

 

Utagawa: Whu-

     What the hell!?

 

Makeinu: Ah man,

    Thank god we got away.

 

Furiyama: I’m in deep shit now.

    What are we going to do?

 

Makeinu: The question isn't “what are we going to do”, 

    The question is “what aren't we going to do?”

 

Furiyama: What we’re not going to do is run into Utagawa again!

      Hopefully.

      (I really don’t wanna go to school tomorrow.)

 

Makeinu: Furiyama.

 

Furiyama: Huh?

 

Makeinu: He’s behind us.

 

Furiyama: WHAT THE HELL!?
    (The way to school was the left turn.)

    (The way to the arcade is the right turn.)

    (AND UTAGAWA TOOK A RIGHT!)

 

Makeinu: Well,

    We’re fucked.

 

Furiyama: Yeah.

 

Makeinu: The way to the arcade from here is a left turn, a right, then another left.

    If he does the same,

    We’re officially dead.

 

Furiyama: Alright.

 

Makeinu: In 5 seconds we turn left.

    5…

    4…

    3…

    2…

    1…

    TURN!

 

Furiyama: Ok,

      Is he still following?

 

Makeinu: Yep.

    But straight forward is the Vietnamese market,

    Maybe he could be going there.

    Alright,

    Right turn in…

    5…

    4…

    3…

    2…

    1…

    And…

 

Furiyama: Turn!

    He’s still following us?

 

Makeinu: Hold on…

    Yep.

 

Furiyama: Shit man!

    We’re dead!

 

Makeinu: Welp,

    Last words?

 

Furiyama: I’ll star-

 

Makeinu: TURN LEFT!

 

Furiyama: Got it!

 

Makeinu: Alright,

    He’s following us.

    You were saying?

 

Furiyama: Uh…

    Everyone at school has been saying Myoko has massive tits!

    They’re not even that big!

    They’re a D-Cup at most!

 

Makeinu: THOSE ARE YOUR LAST WORDS!?

    WHAT AN IDIOT!

 

Furiyama: And yours?

 

Makeinu: Saito-sensei totally preferred me over you.

 

Furiyama: No she didn’t!

 

Makeinu: Yes she did!

    She said th-

    HE’S CATCHING UP!

    GO FASTER!

 

Furiyama: I’M TRYING!

 

Makeinu: SHIT!

    RED LIGHT!

 

Furiyama: I DON’T CARE!

 

Makeinu: FURIYAMA!?

    WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?

 

Furiyama: THE ARCADE’S UP AHEAD!

    I just gotta-

    CRASH!

 

Furiyama drove in between a car passing by, getting so close that if the car was only an inch closer, the boys would become roadkill.

 

Makeinu: WHAT WERE YOU THINKING!?

 

Furiyama: I’M NOT STOPPING AND TALKING TO UTAGAWA AGAIN!

 

Makeinu: I mean…

    I guess you have a point.

 

Furiyama: The arcade…

    Just a few seconds,

      And a…

      3…

      2…

      LEFT!

 

Makeinu: Furiyama!

    Do the bike slide!

 

Furiyama: I don’t know man,

    This is a new bik-

 

Makeinu: What are you, a pussy?

    SLIDE!

 

Furiyama slided the bike, Furiyama, of course, being scared something would happen to the bike.

 

Makeinu: That was…

    AWESOME!

 

Furiyama: WE ALMOST TOTALED ANOTHER CAR DUDE!

 

Makeinu: That doesn’t matter,

    We should totally give you a nickname or something.

 

Furiyama: Like what?

 

Makeinu: Car Totaler.

 

Furiyama looked at Makeinu disappointingly.

 

Makeinu: Nah,

    Maybe…

    GSF.

 

Furiyama: What is that supposed to mean?

 

Makeinu: Great Student Furiyama.

 

Furiyama: Like GTO?

    Great Teacher Onizuka.

 

Makeinu: Yeah,

    I don't know man,

    That’s the best I could think of.

 

Furiyama: I like it.

 

Makeinu: I think it’s cool.

 

Furiyama: What are we waiting for?

      Let’s go play som-

 

Makeinu: Shit.

    (The moment of doom,)

    (Utagawa’s car has arrived.)

 

Furiyama: RUN TO THE ARCADE!

 

Makeinu: We’re gonna die man!

 

Furiyama: If we go, at least there’ll be witnesses for our murder.

 

Makeinu: OK,

    We’re in,

    Do something that you wouldn’t d-

    WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?

 

Furiyama: Idol Girl…

    Figure claw machine.

 

Makeinu: THAT IS THE MOST YOU THING!

    Utagawa will see u-

    (Utagawa’s behind me.)

 

Utagawa: You boys really were skipping school?

    Me too!

 

Makeinu and Furiyama: W-What?

 

Utagawa: Fukumoto-san’s such a whore.

 

Makeinu: Vice… Principal Fukumoto?

 

Utagawa: Yes.

    Whenever I call in sick,

    I’m really just sick of her shit,

    So I come here.

 

Furiyama: (Woah.)

    (Even Utagawa,)

    (A 50 year old man, practically balding,)

    (Still acts like a teenager.)

 

Utagawa: Oh…

    One more thing.

 

Makeinu: The Host Club is a yes!?

 

Furiyama: I can skip school!?

 

Utagawa: No,

    I brought your girlfriend Makeinu!

 

Makeinu: Ah…

    Yay!

 

Makeinu was being sarcastic, he couldn’t be any angrier in reality.

 

Myoko: Makeinu!

 

Makeinu: Get away.

 

Myoko: Not even a little kiss?

 

Furiyama: (What the… HELL!?)

 

Makeinu: I thought I tied you to the table!

 

Myoko: Hehe.

*Did you forget I can turn into a robot?*

*Idiot.*

 

Makeinu: Heh…

    *Furiyama,*

    *It’s time to..*

    RUN!

 

Myoko: Come back Makeinu!

Let me smooch you into oblivion!

 

Furiyama: What is she,

    A psycho bitch?

 

Makeinu: Seems like it!

 

After running, Myoko catching up, and Makeinu punching her until she stopped trying to kiss him, they all spent the rest of their day at the arcade, with Utagawa too.