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The system hurriedly downloaded a map and searched through it, it quickly replied to Chu Xia, “Found one, found one, walk forward down the road, turn left at the intersection, and then walk for another 100 meters and you’ll see it."
Chu Xia woozily staggered around to the system’s directions before finally arriving at his destination. He raised his head and, oh, how nice1The idiom “good man” is used to express a magical feeling of shock, didn’t really translate well so this will have to do., it turned out to be a roasted-duck restaurant, there was even a sign next to it which said, “Duck: We put our hearts into it.”
Chu Xia pursed his lips and felt the urge to toss the system back to the system center.
"Team Leader Chu, are you not satisfied with this restaurant?" The system observed Chu Xia's face and tentatively asked, “There’s also a place that sells duck-blood soup on the opposite street, would you like that instead?”
Chu Xia leaned against the sign and let out a large breath. The drugs he had consumed were coming into effect. “I want to find a duck with a good body and a nice butt.”
The system fell silent for a while and began to wonder whether or not the duck Team Leader Chu was talking about was a real duck. But it quickly slapped itself and calmed down, how could it disrespect Team Leader Chu by thinking he meant that? He was Team Leader Chu of all people! What else could he mean besides an actual duck? But even if it was a real duck, it would still be difficult to find one with a good body and nice butt since all of the ducks used by restaurants were taken from the freezer. There was no way to tell what their figures had been like when they had been alive. It would’ve been a bit easier to find a goose with a nice butt.
After the system had sorted out its messy thoughts, it quickly changed its expression and said to Chu Xia, “The duck farm is a bit far from here, it’ll take you at least 40 minutes by taxi to get there.”
It paused before saying to Chu Xia, “But you probably wouldn’t make it that far in your current condition.”
Once the system’s voice had fallen, it waited a long time for Chu Xia’s response but got nothing. It looked at Chu Xia’s face and saw that he was staring off into the distance at a faded billboard with a nothing left to live for expression. The system was startled, what happened to Team Leader Chu? Was there anything wrong with its service? It timidly asked Team Leader Chu, “Team Leader Chu, what are you doing?”
"I'm reflecting." Chu Xia said.
The system blinked its eyes a few times and became even more confused. It had been less than an hour since they had come to this world. It couldn’t think of any mistakes that he had made, yet Team Leader Chu was already reflecting on himself. The overpowered2Once again, I truly have never seen this word before and google translate said "macho system" so I just used overpowered. system immediately brought out its tiny book and decided to learn from Team Leader Chu’s example. It asked Team Leader Chu for guidance, “Excuse me, Team Leader Chu, what are you currently reflecting on?”
Chu Xia looked up at the night and heaved a long sigh. He told the system, “I’m reflecting on why I was the one who picked up the world-saving task. Was it because I didn’t put enough heart into washing my hands that morning?”
“Uh…” The system didn’t know how to comfort Team Leader Chu. It wanted to tell him that the world-saving task wasn’t that bad, but it was true that the world-saving team had ranked at the very bottom every year. It was very lacking when compared to the anti-pornography team led by Team Leader Chu.
Seeing that Chu Xia’s condition was getting worse, the system opened its mouth again and asked, “How are you feeling now?”
Chu Xia felt as if his entire body was going to burst up into flames. When he spoke, it felt as if fire was coming out of his mouth instead of air. He held onto the sign for support and told the system, “I don’t...feel so good.”
Chu Xia let out a breath, it seemed as if the system didn’t understand his tactfulness. So this time, he very bluntly said “I want to find a man.”
The translator has something to say:
Do I feel guilty for butchering this chapter into 3 parts? No. Maybe
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Edit:
Hi guys! I'm going to hold off on posting any more TL's until the JJWXC international situation either cools down, or until it blows up and I get a better solution on dealing with it.
