The scene opens up to outside of the Kobayashi apartment at nightime. Kobayashi is walking with her back hunched and she looks tired. She gets to her apartment door and opens it. 

Kobayashi:*Tired.* "I'm home."

The four dragons run over to the entry way.

Dragon:"Welcome home, Miss Kobayashi."

Kobayashi takes off her shoes and walks over to the couch and sits down. Tohru puts some tea onto the kotatsu. Kobayashi grumbles and sits up and grabs the tea and takes a drink of it. Then she sets the tea cup down and sits back on the couch.

Kobayashi:"I need a vacation."

Smaug perks up and raises his hand.

Smaug:"Oh, Oh. Pick me! Pick me!"

Kobayashi raises an eyebrow.

Kobayashi:"Yes, Smaug."

Smaug puts his hand down and gains stars in his eyes.

Smaug:"I have the perfect vacation spot!"

Kobayashi:"Well I did save up a bunch of PTO."

Smaug gets excited and he stands up.

Smaug:"I'll back my things."

Smaug runs into the dragon room.

Ilulu:"This'll be fun."

Tohru:"i wonder where Smaug wants to take us?"

Smaug exits the dragon room with his bag on his back.

Smaug:"Now, let's go visit my home. Erebor."

Kanna:"But I can't go back."

Smaug then leans down to Kanna.

Smaug:"I'll bring back something for you."

Smaug runs kanna's head and she smiles at him.

Kanna:"Okay, I'll go stay with Saikawa."

Smaug opens a portal.

Smaug:"Okay, let's go."

Kobayashi stands up and stops Smaug.

Kobayashi:"I haven't even packed yet or told my boss."

Smaug closes the portal and looks down to his feet.

Smaug:"Aww man. I wanted to go back home now."

Kobayashi:"We'll go in the morning."

Smaug walks over to Ilulu and he hugs her. 

Smaug:"I'm sad now."

Ilulu pats Smaug's back.

Ilulu:"There, there. You'll be able to see your kingdom in the morning."

Later the next morning.

Smaug is sitting on the couch looking really excited. It's currently 4:29 A.M. Smaug is jumping with anticipation and it hits 4:30 A.M. Smaug jumps off the couch.

Smaug:"IT'S MORNING! TIME FOR VACATION!"

After a few seconds Tohru comes out of Kobayashi's room with an annoyed look. 

Tohru:*Rubs her eyes.* "What are you doing?"

Smaug is jumping in anticipation. 

Smaug:"Kobayashi said, We'll go to my kingdom in the morning. Well, it's morning now."

Tohru groans and a few minutes later everyone else comes out of their rooms looking tired. Kobayashi has a few bags pack already.

Kobayashi:*Yawns.* "Let me just call my boss, then we'll go."

Smaug:"YES."

Kobayashi takes out of phone and walks back into her room.

A few minutes later.

Kobayashi returns and looks to Smaug, who is really excited, and gives him a nod.

Smaug:"Yeah!"

Smaug opens a portal and walks through it.

Smaug:"Have fun at Saikawa's Kanna."

Kanna:"Bye Lord Smaug."

Everyone follows Smaug and they are on a hill and are looking at a mountain. Then Smaug points to the the gates of Erebor. The sun is just coming over the horizon.

Smaug:"There it is, Erebor."

Kobayashi:"You weren't kidding when you said it was in a mountain. This mountain is huge."

Ilulu:"I've haven't even been here before." *She looks to Smaug with an annoyed face.* "Since someone was hiding from me."

Smaug nervously laughs.

Smaug:"W-Well lets go to Erebor."

Smaug starts to walk down to the gates.

Tohru:"I hope he at least keeps the place clean."

The group follows him and they reach the gates and there is a giant hole in them.

Kobayashi:"What happened here?"

The group looks to Smaug.

Smaug:"Hey! They didn't have a door big enough for me so I made one."

Smaug crosses his arms and walks in. When they get in they are confronted by the sights of many skeletons of dwarves. 

Kobayashi:"This is disgusting."

Tohru:"Yes, it is."

Smaug:*Licks his lips.* "They were delicious."

Ilulu:"Smaug, you could have at least cleaned before you went to sleep for thirty years."

Smaug whines.

Smaug:"But cleaning takes a lot of work."

Suddenly Smaug hears a familiar voice.

Dave:"Huzzah!"

Smaug's eye starts to twitch and he looks behind him and sees Dave.

Smaug:*Disdain.* "Dave."

Dave:"I knew I'd find you back here eventually."

Smaug:"How did you even know this was my kingdom?"

Dave gives Smaug a really look and Smaug growls at him.

Dave:"Everyone knows. Also Tanya told me."

Ilulu:*Suspicious.* "Tanya?"

Smaug:"Tanya?"

Then Tanya appears in the door way with two other people.

Tanya:"That's right, Smaug."

Smaug:"I see you brought your 'Friends."

Smaug:"Visha."

Visha nervously waves at Smaug.

Smaug:"And Violet."

(Violet wears the same uniforms as Tanya and Vish. She also is wearing a azur blue brooch.)

Violet just gives Smaug a blank looks.

Ilulu turns to Smaug with a slightly angry look.

Ilulu:"Who are these people Smaug?"

Smaug scratches his head.

Smaug:"Ummm.... Friends from work?"

Kobayashi looks to Smaug.

Kobayashi:"How many women have you pissed off or done other things, too?"

Smaug thinks about it for a few seconds.

Smaug:"You don't want to know."

Tanya walks over to Smaug and holds on his arm.

Tanya:"Well Smaug here is my little dragon of destruction."

Smaug:"I'm not little."

Ilulu grabs Smaug's other arm.

Ilulu:"Well, Smaug is my lovable husband."

Tanya and Ilulu glare at each other and you can see the electricity going between them. Smaug starts to sweat.

Visha:"Ummm. Ma'am aren't we here for a small vacation?"

Violet:"That is what you said, Major."

Dave:"I'm here to challenge my rival, again."

Violet looks to Dave.

Violet:"You are too weak to fight, Mr. Smaug."

Dave:"I've gotten stronger!"

Tanya lets go of Smaug and walks back to Visha and Violet.

Tanya:"You are right. We are here to relax for a little bit."

Ilulu is now glaring at SMaug and Smaug is looking away from her, still sweating.

Smaug:"Why don't we, you know, Head on inside?"

Dave runs inside.

Dave:"Wooooo!"

Smaug:"I'm going to kill him."

Smaug runs after him.

Tanya walks after him and glares at Ilulu as she walks by.

Tanya:"I always get what I want."

Ilulu:"Smaug's mine."

Tohru:"Smaug, why do these things always happen to you."

Visha and Violet look at each other, then follow their commanding officer. 

Kobayashi:"I feel like this is going to be a different kind of vacation."

Smaug is walking toward the throne with everyone behind him.

Smaug:"Welcome to my kingdom. Erebor."

Everyone is looking all around.

Kobayashi:"It feels weird to be here."

Tohru:"I keep forgetting that the Dwarves have amazing architecture."

Dave:"I'm in the kingdom of my rival." *He squeals.* "This is so cool." 

Ilulu and Tanya are still glaring at each other. While Visha and Violet are behind them. Visha is nervously sweating while Violet just has a blank look.

They make it to the throne and Smaug looks at it. 

Smaug:"There used to be a beautiful stone above the throne. The heart of the mountain or the Arkenstone."

Smaug:"It was one of the most beautiful things I've seen."

Ilulu then clears her throat behind him.

Smaug:"Other than you of course, Ilulu. You are the most beautiful thing I have ever seen."

Ilulu then smiles smugly at Tanya and Tanya just grunts.

Smaug:"Now to the gold!"

Later.

The group ins now looking over the vast sea of gold that Erebor has.

Kobayashi:"I have never seen such wealth in my life. This is way more than I'll ever make or anyone else!"

Smaug:"And it's all mine."

Smaug then jumps of the stairs and changes into his dragon form and starts to play in the gold.

Tohru:"Smaug can be such a child at times. But that's what makes Smaug, Smaug."

Tanya and Ilulu are back to glaring at each other.

Tanya:"Smaug has given me vast amounts of gold to fund my armies."

Ilulu:"Well... Well... Smaug has taken me to may dates and nice dinners at many expensive restaurants."

Visha:*Sweat drops.*"Are they going to be like this the whole time?"

Violet:"The Major is a very determined person. So I say yes."

Smaug is heard laughing while he is swimming in the gold.

Dave:"So much gold."

Tohru:"Smaug! Where are we staying while we're here?"

Smaug stops playing and walks over to the group.

Smaug:"There are plenty of rooms here for everyone and I now the best ones to pick."

Later.

The group arrives at a long hallway with a few doors.

Smaug:"The royalty bedrooms."

Smaug shows everyone their bedrooms. Except Dave.

Dave:"Um... Smaug? Where am I staying?"

Smaug:"You are staying in the smallest bedroom on the floor. And it's the last one at the end of the hall on the left."

Dave nods and walks away.

Smaug then walks into his bed room, which is the kings room.

Smaug sighs.

Smaug:"Who knew that tours of my kingdom can be so tiring." 

Then there is a knock on the door and Smaug groans. He walks over and opens the door to see the group.

Smaug:"What now?"

Tohru:"Where are the baths?"

Smaug eyes light up.

Smaug:"Oh. The baths here are amazing. They have regular baths and a hot springs!"

Kobayashi:"I like the sound of a hot spring."

Dave:"Hot Springs!"

Later.

Smaug is sitting down in a hot spring with a dry towel on his head. A Shishi-odoshi can be heard.

Smaug sighs.

Smaug:"This feels nice."

Smaug lowers himself into the spring so only his head is above the water.

It's silent and the only things heard is the Shishi-Odoshi.

Dave:"Cannon Ball!"

Smaug opens his eyes just in time to see Dave jump into the hotspring and send water everywhere.

Smaug's dry towel is now floating on top of the water and his eye is twitching again.

Dave:"Ahhh, this feels nice." *He notices Smaug.* "Hello Smaug."

Smaug growls at Dave and starts to choke him again with his tail.

Smaug:"You stupid dragon!"

Dave:*Straind.* "I'm Sorry."

The view changes to the female hot springs. 

Ilulu and Tanya are at either side of the hot springs glaring at each other.

Ilulu:"Husband stealer."

Tanya:"Horrible wife."

Ilulu:"Slut!"

Tanya:"Whore!"

Kobayashi and Tohru are in the shower part of the hot springs and Tohru is scrubbing Kobayashi's back.

Kobayashi:"I thought this was going to be a nice vacation, but all we have is arguing."

Tohru:"No worry. Tonight you'll sleep like a queen with the comfortable beds the rooms have."

Kobayashi smiles.

Kobayashi:"I guess that one good thing."

Visha and Violet are sitting next to each other in the hot springs watching Tanya and Ilulu bicker.

Visha:"Their still going."

Violet:"I believe that Tanya will win."

Later.

Everyone is now in their bedrooms and Smaug is getting ready for bed. 

Smaug:"Tomorrow is going to be a fun day. I just hope Ilulu and Tanya can get along."

Smaug lays in bed and soon falls asleep. 

The one thing he didn't know is that Tanya and Ilulu are discussing things about Smaug.

The View changes to the City of Dale and there are a few orcs looking towards the kingdom of Erebor.

Orc 1:"Ul kulkodar hasn't been seen shal gagaz years." (The Dragon hasn't been seen in thirty years.)

Orc 2:"Erebor ku full ro riches kigija liwo niz ul pale ni" (Erebor is full of riches that will help The Pale One.)

Orc 3:"Kulknej kormanaj still be careful agh olk wake ul sleeping vagun. Kulknej kormanaj jeg an ushtar agh post khe outside, while kulknej der inside agh jeg some riches." (We should still be careful and not wake the sleeping giant. We should take an army and post it outside, while we go inside and take some riches.)

Orc 1:"Ul pale ni liwo be pleased ar us" (The Pale One will be pleased with us.)

Orc 2:"Now kulknej have ul doll ve niz us jeg over kigiji kingdom." (Now we have the doll to help us take over this kingdom.)

Orc 1:"Kigija doll ku ul oknar ro kigiji ushtar. Khe scares alnej sometimes." (That Doll is the leader of this army. It scares me sometimes.)

The Orcs leave.

Later.

Everyone is outside the gates of Erebor.

Smaug:"I have a fun list of things to do today. I hope you're ready."

Ilulu and Tanya are not glaring at each other any more.

Visha:"I'm glad that their not fighting."

Violet:"That must mean that Tanya won."

Kobayashi:"What are we doing first today Smaug?"

Smaug:"Fishing!"

Smaug is now suddenly wearing some fishing gear and holding a fishing pole.

Tohru:"Where's our stuff?"

Smaug:"You're already wearing them."

Ilulu:"What?"

The view shows that everyone is now wearing some fishing gear and have a fishing pole.

Tanaya:"How did you do this?"

Smaug:"I have my ways."

Later. 

The group is now on a cliff overlooking the ocean. There is a pile of fish behind the group.

Smaug:"I'm bored."

Tohru:"You're the one who wanted to go fishing."

Smaug sets his pole down and stands up.

Smaug:"I'm going for a swim."

Ilulu:"Well be careful."

Smaug:"I'm always careful."

Smaug gets back and stakes a running start. Smaug then runs and jumps off the cliff and as he's about to reach the water a whale comes up and swallows Smaug whole.

Visha starts to panic.

Tohru:"Well that happened."

Tohru looks to Kobayashi.

Tohru:"What are the chances of that happening three times."

Kobayashi:"Very little."

Dave:"Wow."

The view changes and it's dark. Then two golden eyes open.

Smaug:"Not again. Seriously this is the third time! I'm tired of it."

A Couple days later.

The group is now standing in from of the gate of Erebor. Smaug opens a portal back to the apartment. 

Smaug:"You guys ready?"

Kobayashi:"It's been nice here, but I miss modern stuff."

Tohru:"I'm going to cook a big dinner tonight."

Ilulu:"I miss the shower."

Smaug turns to Tanya's group.

Smaug:"Bye Tanya, Visha, and Violet."

Tanya smirks and walks up to Smaug and Smaug gets confused. Ilulu also walks up to Smaug.

Both the girls reach Smaug then hug him.

Ilulu:"We've come to a mutual agreement."

Smaug:"Agreement?"

Tanya:"Since we both don't want to fight forever we called a truce."

Smaug:"Truce? I'm confused."

Suddenly both Tanya and Ilulu kiss Smaug on the cheek.

Smaug starts to blush and blood falls from his nose. 

Tanya:"There. I always get what I want." *She gives Smaug a quick kiss on the lips then walks away laughing.*

Smaug:"Uh....Wha....Uh?"

Ilulu kisses Smaug on the lips and starts to drag him through the portal.

Smaug:"Waaaaaa...." 

Smoke starts to come from Smaug's head.

Kobayashi:"What just happened?"

Tohru:"Smaug is a ladies man, so don't think about it to much."

They go through the portal.

Dave:"Bye Smaug"

Dave changes into his dragon form and flies away.

The view changes to view of the lonely mountain then turns black.

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01-19-2022

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