Smaug is on the couch watching TV with Ilulu. Kobayashi is sitting at the dinner table with Kanna. Tohru is making some food in the kitchen. When suddenly his phone goes off. Smaug grabs his phone and answers it.

Smaug:"Hello?"

Tanya:*Phone.* "How are you my lovely, Smaug."

Smaug:"Tanya? How did you get this number?"

Tanya:*Phone.* "I have my ways."

Smaug goans and Ilulu chuckles. 

Smaug:"I hate it when that's your answer." 

Tanya laughs.

Smaug:"Now why did you call me?"

Tanya:*Phone.* "A spy of mine told me there is an army of Orcs traveling to Erebor led by a certain Doll."

Stands up.

Smaug:"Orc Army?"

This catches everyone's attention.

Tanya:*Phone.* "We don't know their numbers, but there are a few dragons among them."

Smaug scratches his chin.

Smaug:"How long until they get to Erebor?"

Tanya:*Phone.* "A couple days."

Smaug wipes his face.

Smaug:"How big do you think the army is?"

Tanya is silent for a few moments.

Tanya:*Phone.* "If I was wanting to attack the kingdom of one of the most feared and strongest dragons, well I would take a thousand if not more soldiers." 

Smaug starts to pace and Ilulu has a worried look.

Smaug:"This is troubling."

Tanya:*Phone.* "I get gather up an army near that size but with dragons on their side, it'll make things harder."

Smaug sighs and he looks to Ilulu and Tohru.

Smaug:"I might be able to get a few dragons on our side."

Tanya:*Phone.* "Smaug, we'll need more than a few dragons. From what I know this doll or demon really hates you and wants to kill you, so they may have an ace up their sleeve." 

Smaug chuckles.

Smaug:"I'm plenty strong to take on their ace."

Tanya:*Phone.* "Smaug, this isn't the time to be cocky. This is time to prepare for war."

Smaug huffs.

Smaug:"Fine. I'll meet you soon."

Tanya:*Phone.* "See you soon."

Smaug hangs up the phone and sits down and puts his head into his hands.

Kobayashi:"What is this about an army?"

Smaug thinks for a few seconds.

Smaug:"It's probably just to lure me out so they can kill me."

Tohru/Ilulu:"We won't let them!"

Smaug smirks.

Smaug:"They think they can take me on, but I have an army, too."

Smaug stands up and looks to Tohru and Ilulu.

Smaug:"Can I ask you guys a big favor?"

They both nod.

Smaug:"I need your help defending my home, so can you please join me and help me defeat my enemies?" 

Ilulu jumps up with determination.

Ilulu:"Of course. I'll never let anyone touch my husbands home!"

Smaug looks to Tohru.

Tohru looks to Kobayashi and Kobayashi gives her a thumbs up.

Tohru:"Let's do this!"

Smaug throws his hands up.

Smaug:"Wooow! I haven't felt this alive in a while!"

Smaug opens a portal and jumps through it.

Kanna:"Good Luck, Lord Smaug."

Kobayashi:"Please be safe."

The view changes to Tanya. She's in a tent with Violet and Visha. Visha looks a little nervous and Violet has a blank look. Tanya is looking over a map of the lonely mountain and surrounding area. Tanya and her army are posted outside of Erebor.

Suddenly a portal opens to the side and Smaug falls through it and lands on his face. Ilulu and Tohru calmly walk through it.

Smaug:*Muffled.* "Wooow! This is amazing!"

Tohru picks up Smaug and stands him up.

Tanya walks over and gives Smaug a quick kiss. Then she drags him over to the map table. Ilulu and Tohru follow.

Smaug:"So what are we looking at for troop movements."

Tanya:"Well from the little info we have." *She points to the north.* "Orc mages and fighters are going to be attacking from the north. About 300." *She points to the East.* "The dragons and Orc fighters are pushing from the East. about 300 in total." *Then she points south.* "The rest of the army with be coming from the South."

Smaug sighs and rubs his head in frustration.

Smaug:"There practically surrounding the mountain."

Visha:"It's does sound kind of bad."

Violet:"In statistically we're all going to die."

Visha starts to get scared.

Tanya:"Violet, no need for that."

Violet salutes.

Violet:"Yes, Major."

Smaug:"And what does our army look like?"

Tanya:"Well, we have 700 of the best fighters around."

Smaug:"Those numbers are not looking nice."

Tanya then points to the three dragons.

Tanya:"And we have four dragons."

Smaug looks around.

Smaug:"I only see-"

Dave appears behind Smaug.

Dave:"It's is I, Dave!"

Smaug eye starts to twitch.

Smaug:"Really Tanya, Dave?"

Tanya shrugs her shoulders.

Tanya:"What we needed more help."

Smaug sighs and Dave wraps his arm around Smaug's shoulders.

Dave:"No worry, Smaug. I'll be the hero of the day and protect your kingdom."

Smaug looks to Dave's hand then to Dave's face.

Smaug:"Get your hand off me or I'll cut it off."

Dave immediately takes his hand off Smaug.

Dave:"Haha, I know that you would never actually maim your rival. I just did that out of consideration of your personal space. I'm am not what so ever scared."

Tohru:"Dave seems nice."

Ilulu:"I know. Why does Smaug hate him?"

Smaug then looks to Tanya.

Smaug:"Still why, Dave?"

Tanya walks over and puts her arms around Smaug.

Tanya:"Well we don't know how many dragons they have, so I thought why don't we get some extra help."

Smaug:"Does his parents know about this?"

Dave appears next to them.

Dave:"Nope. They think I'm off with friends."

Smaug raises an eyebrow and looks to Dave.

Smaug:"You have friends?"

Dave nods.

Smaug:"huh? I guess idiots can make friends."

Dave:"I'm not an idiot. My mother says I'm just mentally challenged."

Smaug start to laugh.

Dave:"Hey, it's not funny. Many people are mentally challenged!"

Smaug keeps laughing.

Dave:"Like the other day I met a deer who thought it was a pegasus and it jumped off a cliff and fell to its death."

Smaug is laughing harder now.

Violet:"That doesn't seem funny."

Visha:"I mean I've never seen you laugh, Violet."

Violet just gives Visha a blank look.

Violet:"Laughter was not needed back in the war. Nor is it needed now."

Visha sweat drops.

Tohru:"I mean it's a little funny."

Ilulu:"Poor deer."

Dave:"Then there was this other dragon who though he was invincible and he jumped into a volcano and nearly burned to death."

Smaug is now laughing so hard he coughs a few times, he's also on the floor.

Smaug:"Stop.... My sides.... hurt."

Dave:"Then after he recovered he tried it again and said 'Someone rigged it to be hotter than it should have.' And he jumped back in and nearly died again."

Smaug is crying while laughing now.

Tanya:"Okay that, enough Dave. How about you go and get something to eat."

Dave gasps.

Dave:"Food."

He walks out of the tent and Smaug is calming down.

Smaug:"People are so stupid."

Tohru raises an eyebrow.

Tohru:"You've done stupid things."

Smaug stands up and looks to her.

Smaug:"Oh, yeah. Name one."

Tohru then pulls out a notebook that says "Stupid things Smaug has done." She flips a few pages.

Tohru:*She puts some glasses on.*"You tried eating a bar of soap. You set yourself on fire multiple times. You've poisoned yourself with your own cooking. You've been eaten by a whale three times. You accidently went into a strip club."

Ilulu:"What?!"

Tohru flips the page.

Tohru:"You've pissed off multiple strong individuals in the other factions. You once ate a poisoned cow. You've once been caught in a fishing net while swimming in the ocean. You once punched a tree and it fell on top of you."

Tohru flips the page.

Smaug:"Okay, Okay!" *He crosses his arms.* "I said only name one."

Tohru takes off the glasses and the book dispears. 

Tanya clears her throat and everyone looks to her.

Tanya:"Did you all forget we're planning a war here?"

Smaug:"Oh yeah, We were."

Tanya facepalms.

Tanya:"We have two days to prepare."

Smaug:"I'm still wondering why this doll is going through so much trouble just to kill me."

The view changes to a tent and an Orc general walks in and kneels.

Orc:"Sir, ul kulkodar has an ushtar outside ro naj-ri'uk kingdom agh our scouts have spotted naj-ri nadar tak." (Sir, the Dragon has an army outside of his kingdom and our scouts have spotted him among them.)

A female child like voice is heard.

????:"Just as I expected. We have a spy."

Orc:"Ij dik?" (A spy?)

The voice laughs.

????:"Why else would there be an army posted outside of his kingdom if he didn't know we were coming. Someone must be feeding them information, so there must be a spy."

Orc:"Nalkra ayh your orders then?" (What are your orders then?)

The voice is silents for a few seconds.

????:"Continue with the preparation."

Orc:"Ka they know ro our plans" (But they know of our plans.)

????:"Not all of them. I have a few hidden secrets."

Orc:"Nalkra ku your tuja, sir? " (What is your plan, Sir?)

The voice chuckles.

????:"I've enlisted the help from someone that Smaug hates with passion. Someone that has taken something very dear to Smaug. Smaug will slip up and let the rage get the better of him and that will be his downfall."

Orc:"Nalkra happens after ul kulkodar ku vadokan, sir?" (What happens after the dragon is dead, Sir?)

????:"We kill everyone that Smaug was close too. Then we take all the gold in Erebor."

The voice laughs.

????:"Go, prepare for battle."

Orc:"Tek lat wish, sir." (As you wish, Sir.)

The Orc leaves the tent.

????:"Your end is finally near Smaug. I've been waiting for this for a long time."

The view changes and shows the doll sitting int he chair.

Couple Days Later.

Tanya and her army are in in formation and are ready for battle. Violet and Visha are standing next to Tanya. Visha has a nervous smile.

Visha:"I'm getting kinda nervous with all this waiting."

Violet has a blank look.

Tanya:"No worry. We will be victorious." 

Smaug, Tohru and Ilulu are in dragon form standing in the back.

Ilulu:"I haven't been in a battle like this in a while."

Tohru:"It hasn't been that long for me."

Smaug, who is taller than both Ilulu and Tohru in dragon form, is eating a cow.

Smaug:*Mouth full of food.* "I'll whoop that army's ass."

Tohru smacks Smaug on the head with her tail.

Tohru:"Don't talk with you mouth full of food,"

Smaug groans and thus the cow up into the air and eats it. Then he lips his lips.

Smaug:"Tasty."

After a few more minutes of waiting.

Smaug:*Bored.* Come on when will they get here."

Smaug:"Finally! It's show time!"

The three groups of Orc and Dragons come into view. Their numbers are doubled then what was expected.

Tanya:*Growls.* "I bet this was Being X's doing."

Smaug laughs.

Smaug:"Haha. I get to kick more asses now!"

Tohru rolls her eyes.

Ilulu looks to Smaug and licks his cheek.

Ilulu:"Smaugy, Honey. You probably should shut up before you jinx us."

Smaug:"Fine."

Tanya:"Men, Today we are here to protect my lovers kingdom! So today we shall slay Orcs and Dragons in the Name Of Smaug, King Under The Mountain!"

Her army cheers.

Smaug:"Let's kicks some ass!"

Smaug roars and everyone charges at the orc army and the orc army starts to charge.

The armies clash and it a blood shed. Smaug breaths fire on a group of orcs then a dragon charges at Smaug and Smaug slaps the dragon in the head with his tail. The dragon falls to the ground and Smaug crushes his head.

A few spells hit Smaug in the side of the head and it does nothing to him. He looks to the group of Orc mages that cast the spells and they all look scared. 

Orc:"Dakagog!" (Run!)

The Orcs try to run byt Smaug crushes them under his claws. Smaug sees a dragon and he raors at them and charges.

The view changes to Tanya.

She and Violet and Visha are floating in the air and are shooting enemies.

Tanya is doing her psychotic laugh while she shoots down at Orcs.

Visha:"I hate it when she gets like this."

Violet:"Its a good scare tactic." 

Visha sweat drops at Violet.

Visha then looks over and sees Smaug rips the head of a dragon off with his jaws and she looks away in disgust. 

Visha:"Looks like Smaug got that handled."

The view changes to Ilulu and Tohru.

They are killing Orcs with magic. Ilulu eats a few and she coughs.

Ilulu:"These Orcs taste so bad."

Tohru stomps on a couple of Orcs.

Tohru:"Then Don't eat them."

Ilulu:"How does Smaug standing eating this that taste like this?"

Ilulu tail waps a group of Orcs.

Tohru:"He has an iron stomach. Literally I think he's eaten iron before and has never pooped it out."

Tohru breaths fire on some orcs.

The View changes to a frozen water fall with a tower. The Doll and the Orc general are standing on the tower. There is a large war horn next to them.

Doll:"Single Scatha, it's time for his fun."

Orc:"Jag away." (Right away.)

The Orc general goes over to the horn and blows into it.

The view changes to Smaug and he's breathing fire onto a large group of Orcs. Arrows are bouncing off his body.

Smaug:"A horn?"

The Orcs all around Smaug start to back away and Smaug gets confused.

Smaug:"What's going on h-"

Something large slams into the side of Smaug and he's goes skidding across the battlefield. 

Smaug stops skidding and he looks to where he was hit and he sees a dragon about the size of Smaug. Maybe a little bigger.

Smaug face turns into one of pure anger.

Smaug:"Scatha!"

Scatha:"Why hello Smaug. It's been a while since we've seen each other. What like a couple hundred years."

Smaug growls at Scatha.

Scatha:"What you still can't be mad at be for killing that little human."

Smaug roars at Scatha in anger.

Smaug:"That human was my daughter!"

Scatha laughs.

Scatha:"A lowly human the daughter of a great dragons." *He laughs.* "You make dragons everywhere look bad. So I did you a favor and got rid of her."

Smaug roars at Scatha.

And Scatha roars back.

The dragon charge at each other and they but heads and lock claws.

Scatha:"Are you sure you want to do this, Smaug?"

Smaug:"I'll beat you this time."

Scatha claws at Smaug and Smaug bites at him.

Scatha:"That's what you said last time. And yet..."

Scatha hits Smaug in the side of the head with his tail and Smaug falls to the ground.

Scatha:"I still beated you into a pulp."

Smaug gets back up and charges at Scatha.

The view changes to Ilulu and Tohru.

Ilulu:"Who's that?"

Ilulu bruns a few orcs to death.

Tohru growls.

Tohru:"An old rival, No Enemy of Smaug."

Tohru shoots a blast of magic and blows up a group of orcs.

Ilulu:"Enemy?"

Tohru:"Scatha the Worm. He's been bullying Smaug since they were children. And when they got older Scatha started to get more extreme."

Tohru and Ilulu brun a few groups of Orcs.

Tohru:"Scatha has almost killed Smaug a few times. He's hated by almost everyone, in every faction."

The view changes to Tanya, Violet and Visha.

They are looking at Smaug and Scatha fighting. 

Their fighting is kicking up a lost of dust and dirt.

Visha:"This is what a battle between dragons really looks like?"

Tanya:"A battle of giants."

Violet:"This will get bloody."

The view changes back to Smaug and Scatha.

Scatha claws at Smaug's face and he cuts deep into Smaug's left cheek. Smaug does get a good cut into Scatha's right arm. Smaug has a few smaller cuts around his body, while Scatha only has the one.

Scatha:"You're still to weak to stop me!"

Smaug growls and charges up some magic and Scatha chuckles and charges up his own. Both of them have big glowing magic circles in front of them. Then after a few seconds they launch their magic at each other and when the attack hit each other they blow up and dust and dirt flies everywhere making the two disappear. The battlefield goes silent with anticipation.

The view splits into to showing Tohru, Ilulu and Tanya and her group.

Tohru:"Come on, Smaug. Be okay." 

Ilulu:"Smaugy."

Tanya:"Smaug, I know you're tough you should've beat him."

Visha:"Smaug"

Suddenly a dragon roar is heard. But not the one the group wanted to hear.

The groups eyes widen in horror as the smoke clears.

Scatha is standing over Smaug, who is laying on the ground defeated. Scatha has is claw over Smaug's head as he rawrs in victory. Smaug is knocked out.

Tanya:*Scared.* "No, it can't be."

Tohru:"Smaug was..."

Ilulu:*Some tears are starting to form at the corners of her eyes.* "Defeated?"

Visha:"We're going to die."

The Orcs cheer in victory and they start to attack Tanya's army. Tanya's army is starting to be pushed back.

Tanya starts to shake.

Visha:"Major, you're orders?" *She shoots a few orcs.* "Major-" *she looks to Tanya.*

Tanya looks angry but she has tears coming down her eyes.

Tanya:"Fall back! We'll hold them at the gates!"

Tanya's army starts to pull back to the gates.

Ilulu and Tohru fly over to Erebor's gates.

Tanya start to fly away and she looks back to Smaug.

Scatha is still standing on Smaug with a triumphant look on his face.

The view turns black.

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01-19-2022

3095 words

(Final part one is complete. The next episode will be the final one and you do get to meet who this female human was, too. So I hoped you like the episode and see you later.)