Smaug is eating some food at the dinner table, he's also kicking his legs.
Tohru:"Smaug! Are you eating the turkey I made for dinner again!"
Smaug stops eating and looks down to his food. It's turkey. Smaug swallows his food.
Smaug:"Nooooooo. Maybeeeeeee. Yes."
Tohru walks out of the kitchen with an annoyed face.
Tohru:"What did I tell you about eating super, before super."
Smaug scratches his head.
Smaug:"Don't?"
Tohru bonks Smaug on the head.
Tohru:"Don't do it again."
Ilulu and Kanna are watching TV, while Kobayashi is reading the newspaper.
Ilulu:"Can you keep it down. We're trying to watch TV."
Kanna:"Yeah!"
Smaug moves his plate and he sees a red button underneath it.
Smaug:"Huh?"
The view changes to a room inside a cave and we see Dave.
Saphira:*In another room.* "Dave! Did you finish your chores!"
Dave:*Yelling.* "Yes, Mom!"
Saphira:*In another room.* "Thank you. Now don't go bothering Lord, Smaug again. I don't need another call from him."
Dave sighs.
Dave:"Yes, mom."
Dave moves a book and finds a red button underneath it.
The view moves back to Smaug.
The other gather around him and they look at the button.
Kanna:"Button."
Smaug:"Yes, a red button."
Kobayashi:"Where did it come from?"
Smaug raises his arm.
Smaug:"I have no idea, but we should push it!"
Tohru grabs his arm and stops him.
Tohru:"What if it's a trap?"
Ilulu:"Yes, it could be dangerous."
The vies changes back to Dave.
He's staring at the button.
Dave:"Push."
He pushes the button and the world around him starts to warp.
Dave:"Uh, oh."
The view changes back to Smaug.
Tohru lets go of Smaug's arm.
Tohru:"I don't need you blowing up another building."
Smaug:"The last one was an accident."
Tohru stares at Smaug.
Smaug:"There was a bee! I hate Bees!"
Smaug pouts and looks at the button.
Smaug:'It's big and red. It's calling to me."
Smaug stares at the button for a few more seconds.
Smaug:"AHHH! I can;t take it! I must push it!"
Smaug raises his arm and the others try to stop him but he slams his hand down on the button and they hear the sound of a door bell.
Nothing happens for a few seconds.
Kanan:"Nothing happened."
Smaug:"See, I told you guys-"
The world around then warps and they all disappear.
The view changes to a classroom and everyone, minus the dragon maid characters are in.
Suddenly Kobayashi, Kanna, Tohru and Ilulu are dropped out of portals and land in some seats.
Everyone:"More?"
Kobayashi:"Huh?"
Tohru:"What the-?"
Kanna:"School?"
Ilulu:"No not math!"
Kobayashi:"But I finished School like 7 years ago."
Suddenly they hear screaming and Smaug bursts through the roof and lands on a desk.
(I'll refer to Smaug's group by Dragon Maid.)
Dragon Maid:"Smaug!"
Megumin:"Dad?"
Smaug stands up and he has small Smaug's flying around his head and he has swirls in his eyes.
Smaug:"-nothing would happen."
Smaug shakes his head and the small dragons disappear and the blinks a few times.
Smaug:"I LIVE!"
Dave falls on top of Smaug.
Smaug:"Fuck!"
Dave:"I ALSO LIVE!"
Everyone:"Another!"
Tohru:"Hello, Dave."
Dave waves at Tohru.
Smaug:*Muffled.* "GET OFF OF ME!"
Dave stands up and rubs his head.
Dave:"Sorry, Smaug."
Smaug stands up and he has a bump on his head and he glares at Dave.
Smaug:*Disdain.* "Dave."
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01-22-2022
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