(Dragon Maid sits behind the Konosuba group. Kanna and Smaug are at the front of the group. Kobayashi and Tohru are sitting behind Smaug and Kanna. Ilulu is sitting at the back of the group with Dave.)
Everyone is now sitting at some desk and Roswaal is at the blackboard. There are three rules on the board.
Learn Hard
Play Hard
No Violence
Smaug is leaning his head on his hand.
Smaug:"Bored." *Smaug's tail is pretending to be asleep.*
Dave looks excited. He has a notebook and a few penicles on his desk.
Dave:*Whispers.* "I'm finally at a school. I'm going to make so many friends."
Kobayashi is confused about the situation.
Kobayashi:"What is going on?"
Ilulu is looking at Smaug with a dreamy look.
Ilulu:*Sighs.* "Smaugy."
Tohru is totally paying attention and not thinking about Kobayashi.
Tohru:*Drools a little.* "Hehehe."
Kanna is paying attention.
Roswaal:"These are the rules for your new school liiiife. You guys are now all fellow stuuuudents. So make sure you get aloonnggg."
Subaru:"Ros-Chi !"
Roswaal:"I'm your teacher now."
Subaru:"Mr. Ros-chi. What the heck are we doing here?"
Roswaal:"School life."
Subaru:"Yes. School life." *He stands up.* The central facet of every young boy's life! But lofs of my classmates are clearly not students!"
The camera moves between Ains, Tanya, Smaug and then Kazuma.
Kazuma:"Ehh?"
Roswaal:"You shouldn't judge people based on their appeaaaarance!"
Ram:"You're a terrible boy, judging people by their appearances, Barusu."
Subaru:"No, no, no. That is clearly not the issue here."
Ains clears hit throat.
Ains:"So what you're telling us is that we need to have a 'school life' together with the rest of the people here?"
Roswaal:"That would be correeect!"
Smaug slams his head on the desk and Dave gains stars in his eyes.
AIns:"And if I refuse?"
Smaug stands up and slams his hands on his desk.
Smaug:"Yeah! What if I refuse. I never went to school and I did perfectly fine!"
Roswaal:"You can't refuse. You would be punished for violating the school rullles."
Kanna pulls on Smaug's sleeve and Smaug looks to her.
Kanna:"You're causing trouble, Lord Smaug."
Smaug sits down and crosses his arms.
Smaug:"I hate school."
Kobayashi:"I finished school. Why am I here?"
Dave:"I never went to school. This is awesome!"
Roswaal claps his hands.
Roswaal:"Okay, everyoooone! It's time for introductioooons! Let's start with Subaaaru!"
Subaru:"Okay." *He stands up.* "My name is Natsuki Subaru! Not only am I clueless, I'm also broke beyond compare! Nice ta meet ya!" *He gives a thumbs up.*
Everything is silent, but Dave waves at Subaru.
Ram:"It's good to see that no matter what world we find ourselves in, nobody thinks Barusu is funny."
Subaru:"Did you have to say it like that?"
Roswaal:"Okay, next."
Emilia Stands up.
Emilia:"Okay! I-I'm Emilia. Nice to meet you."
Puck comes out from Emilia's hair.
Puck:"I'm Puck, the spirit!"
Puck flies out from Emilia's hair.
Puck:"Lia..." *Points to Emilia.* "Oh, that's her. If you mess with Lia, you'll have me to answer to.
Emilia:"Oh, Puck..."
Smaug looks at Puck and Starts to drool.
Smaug:"Mmm, spirits."
Then Smaug notices that Emilia is part Elf and he starts to drool more.
Smaug:"Elf."
Tohru bonks Smaug on the head.
Tohru:"No eating classmates."
Smaug growls at Tohru and she growls back.
Ains:'There like animals!'
Ram:"I'm Ram." *She then points to Rem.* "And this is my little sister, Rem."
Rem:"I'm Rem! Nice to meet you!"
Tohru:"Their maids, too!"
Beatrice:"I'm Beatrice. I don't really think it's nice to meet any of you."
Subaru:"You'll never make 100 friends that way."
Beatrice looks to Subaru.
Beatrice:"And I've never wanted to! You make me so mad! What is your problem?"
Smaug rubs his temples.
Smaug:"She's almost as annoying as Dave."
Tanya then stands up.
Tanya:"Imper-"
Ains, Albedo and Demiurge all tense up.
Tanya sweat drops.
Tanya:"Imperial 203rd Aerial Mage Battalion Commander, Major Tanya von Degurechaff!"
Violet Stands up.
Violet:"Captain Violet Evergarden."
Visha stands up.
Visha:"1st Lieutenant Viktoriya Ivanovna Serebryakov, of the same!"
Matheus stands up.
Matheus:"Captain Matheus Johann Weiss!"
Wilibald stands up.
Wilibald:"1st Lieutenant Wilibald Koenig!"
Rhiner stands up.
Rhiner:"1st Lieutenant Rhiner Neumann!"
Warren stands up.
Warren:"1st Lieutenant Warren Grantz."
Smaug:"So tense."
Kanna:"So scary looking."
Tohru:"Why are you dating her?"
Smaug touches the tips of his fingers together.
Smaug:"I was to scared to say no."
Aqua stands up.
Aqua:"Me! Me! It's my turn next, right? Ahem. I am the omnipotent goddess of wat-"
Kazuma interrupts her.
Kazuma:"This is Aqua, everybody." *Then he points to himself.* "I'm Kazuma." *Points to Megumin.* "This is Megumin." *Points to Darkness.* "And that thing there is Darkness."
Aqua:"Hey! Kazuma! Don't ruin my awesome introduction!"
Megumin stands up.
Megumin:"That's right! As the daughter of gestest dragon and dad, this is my time to shine!"
Darkness blushes.
Darkness:"He called me 'that thing.' I'm being treated as if I were an object..."
Kazuma covers his ears.
Aqua:"Are you listening, Kazuma?"
Megumin:"Kazuma!"
Roswaal:"Neeeeext."
Aqua:"Wait, is my introduction really over? Really?"
Ilulu stands up.
Ilulu:"I'm Ilulu, Please take care of me."
Dave stands up excited.
Dave:"Hi, I'm Dave! I'm excited to be here today and I hope we can all be friends!"
Smaug groans.
Kobayashi stands up.
Kobayashi:*Pushes her glasses up.* "I have no idea why I am here. But I'm Kobayashi."
Tohru stands up.
Tohru:"I'm Tohru, Maid to Miss Kobayashi."
Kanna Stands
Kanna:"I'm Kanna Kamui. Nice to meet you all."
Smaug stands up and puts a foot on his desk.
Smaug:"I'm Smaug. Smaug the: Golden, Impenetrable, Magnificent. Chiefest and Greatest of Calamities. The Dragon Dread: Tragu. The Fire Terror. The Flames of War."
Everyone:'He sure likes to talk about himself. What a narcissist.'
Smaug:"Wealthiest Dragon. King Of Chaos. King Under the Mountain."
Smaug thinks for a few moments.
Smaug:"That's all I can think of."
Smaug sits down.
Megumin waves to Smaug and Smaug waves back.
Roswaal looks to Overlord group.
Roswaal:"Okay, you're all that's leeeft!"
The Overlord group stands up and Ain's sighs.
Ains:"It seems for the moment, we have no choice but to enjoy a 'school life' here. I'll go first."
Ains eyes glow red.
Ains:"I am none other than Ais Ooal Gown, lord of the Great Tomb of Nazarick!"
Albedo blushes and slumps down on her desk.
Smaug:"What the-"
Kanna covers Smaug mouth.
Kana:"This is a wholesome and family friendly arc in this book. No swearing."
Roswaal points to Albedo.
Roswaal:"Oh, you there, girl. Are you not feeling weeeell?"
Albedo angrly looks to Roswall.
Albedo:"What are you talking about? Seeing Ains in his full glory has stirred something deep within my loins."
Smaug:"That's not family friendly or wholesome."
Roswaal:"Well, that's really soooomething. Well, we can move on for now and do your introductions later--"
Albedo stands up.
Albedo:"Impossible! i cannot remain silent when my lord has already spoken! Everyone, it is time for Nazarick to demonstrate its power!"
Overlord guardians:"Right!" *They all stand up.*
Shalltear:"Shalltear Bloodfallen, floor guardian of the 1st, 2nd, and 3rd floors!"
Cocytus:"Cocytus, floor guardian of the 5th floor."
Aura:"Aura Bella Fiora, guardian of the 6th floor!"
Mare:"Mare Bello Fiore, also guardian of the 6th floor!"
Demiurge:"Demiurge, guardian of the 7th floor"
Albedo:"And I am the Overseer of Nazarick floor guardians. Albedo."
Smaug:'Nazarick? What the F*ck is a Nazarick?'
Roswaal:"Oh, my.... We really have a variety of students here, don't weeee?"
Later
It's now evening and Smaug, Ilulu and Tohru are in dragon form flying to their house, in this world.
Kobayashi is on Tohru's back. Megumin is on Smaug's back and she laughing.
Megumin:"I haven't had a flight in a while!"
Smaug laughs.
Then he sees the Overlord group and Kazuma Dragging Aqua away from them. Smaug flies down and lands next to Kazuma.
Smaug:"Need a ride?"
Aqua is crying.
Aqua:"Let me go!"
Kazuma:"Yes, Please."
Smaug puts his wing out and Kazuma walks up up while dragging Aqua.
Ains:"That's a big dragon."
Smaug takes off.
Later the next morning.
Everyone is back in class except Aqua.
Roswaal:"Aqua was violent towards one of her friends yesterday, so as punishment she has to stand in the haaaallway."
Smaug opens a window and sees Aqua standing in the hallway. She's holding two buckets and has another on her head. Smaug points and laughs at her.
Smaug:"Haha."
Aqua:"I'll get you you stupid dragon!"
Smaug sticks his tongue out at her.
Smaug:"You'll never get these buns, hun."
Aqua:"SMAUG!"
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01-22-2022
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