Everyone is in class and Smaug is bored. He sighs and Dave then shows Smaug a drawing of Smaug and Him in his notebook.
Smaug rolls his eyes and slaps the notebook away with his tail. Dave reaches out to the notebook as it flies then he gets sad.
Smaug:'I hate it here. Especially the stupid frickin.... Poopy... Heck.. I can't even swear! I hate this world. Curse this family friendly arc!'
Smaug then thinks back to the day before.
Flashback
Albedo is glaring at Aqua, who us still standing outside the classroom.
Roswaal:"Your name was Albedo, right?"
Albedo looks to Roswaal.
Roswaal:"Don't even tryyy."
Albedo:"You have no right to give me orders."
Roswaal:"You all need to get along here, or we'll have a problemmmm."
Smaug points and laughs at Albedo.
Aldedo:"I'll skin you, Dragon!"
Roswaal: "And maybe you'll have a problem, toooo!
Demiurge:"I see. So that's how it is?"
Shalltear:"What's how it is?"
Demiurge:"The man before is, this Mr. Roswaal, is implying, that any acts which would endanger our 'school life' are strictly forbidden."
Shalltear:"I'm afraid what you're saying is beyond me."
Demiurge stands up.
Demiurge:"I'll give you a simple explanation. Assume that we have been trapped in this world forced to become students."
Kanna:"Trapped?"
Smaug:'I don't like where this is going.
Demiurge:"Our liege understood this from the start."
Smaug:'Liege? I think Lord would sounder better. Mhhh Liege Smaug. Has a nice ring to it.'
Ains:"An astute observation, Demiurge." *Give Demiurge a thumbs up. "It's 'that thing,' is it not?"
Demiurge:"Indeed, it is that thing."
Ains:"That thing!"
Demiurge:"That thing, indeed!"
Smaug:'Are these guys stupid or something?"
Ains looks back to the front of the class.
Ains:"The others, that is, everyone but you and me, do not understand. So please explain it to them in very clear terms."
Demiurge:"As you wish, my liege. We may assume that this world is covered in some sort of barrier which exerts a compulsory effect on those within it. The details elude us for the moment, but one likely assumption is that any act that threatens our 'School life' may render us unable to return home."
Smaug:'Unable to return home?'
Cocytus:"That is why you demanded we refrain from combat."
Ains looks to Cocytus and Demiurge.
Ains:"Y-Yes, that's correct. Well done, Demiurge."
Demiurge:"Not at all. I apologize for taking so long to notice, my liege."
Ains:"Nonsense. You are truly the wisest in all of Nazarick."
Smaug:'Wait a minute. WAIT A MINUTE! I left all of my gold back home!'
Smaug starts to anime cry.
Dave:"That means we're stuck here together Smaug. Rival Bonding time!"
Smaug's eyes starts to twitch.
Smaug:"NOOOOOOO!"
Flashback Over.
Smaug:'I hate school.'
Smaug looks to a paper on his desk. It's about a Talent Show.
Smaug:"A talent show, huh."
Later.
The Dragon Maid group are sitting at a table eating lunch.
Kanna is sitting on Smaug's lap and he's feeding her some chicken.
Kobayashi is looking at the talent show paper.
Dave is finish a drawing of Elma in his notebook.
Ilulu has her head on Smaug's shoulder.
Tohru is eating some bento.
Kobayashi:"A talent show?"
Tohru:"It sounds fun."
Kobayashi:"But who could do the talent show for our group?"
Then everyone looks to Smaug and Kanna and they both notice everyone looking at them.
Smaug/Kanna:"What?"
Kobayashi pushes her glasses up and they glow.
Kobayashi:"Targets acquired."
Smaug:"She's freaking me out."
Kanna:"Kobayashi is being weird."
A few minutes later.
Smaug is seen running down the halls with Megumin on his back. They both are laughing.
Couple minutes later.
Tanya is making Smaug feed her.
Later.
Everyone, except Tanya are in class.
Then Tanya enters the room and walks over to Ains.
Tanya:"We need to talk. When classes are over, come to the park near the school."
Smaug raises an eyebrow.
Ains:"I'm more than willing to talk here."
Tanya:"No. I want to talk in private."
Albedo gets angry and an aura appears around her.
Albedo:"You want to talk to Lord Ains... my Ains... in private?"
Smaug:'She's one crazy female dog.'
Ains:"Calm down, Albedo!"
Albedo:"Impossible! If this girl wants to seduce you, I'll slap her silly!"
Smaug:'Seeing Tanya as a child makes me want to pinch her cheeks. I'd do it if it weren't for the fact she would make me not living.'
Ains:"Albedo, you're talking to a child."
Albedo:"Age, gender, and race don't matter."
Smaug:'911 is also a number.'
Albedo:"Your charm goes far beyond those things!"
Ains:"But we've only just met."
Rem:"It doesn't matter how long you've know someone!"
Subaru:"Rem? Rem?"
Rem:"When you're falling in love, it doesn't matter how long you've known someone!"
Albedo's mood does a 180 and she grabs Rem's hands.
Albedo:"You get it!"
Rem:"That's right."
Smaug:"People are strange."
Kobayashi:"Looks who's talking."
Dave:"I happen to think Smaug is an amazing Dragon."
Smaug:*Angry.* "Shut it, Dave!"
Rem:"I've barely known Subaru for any length of time at all."
Albedo:"i don't know who 'Subaru' is, but..."
Rem gestures to Subaru.
Rem:"This is Subaru." *Subaru sweat drops.* "He's very important to me."
Subaru:"It's amazing how you don't hesitate ti say that at all..."
Albedo:*To Rem.* "I think you and I are going to get along."
Rem:"Sorry for not introducing myself sooner. My name is Rem."
Tanya:*To Ains.* "Now works, too."
Albedo:*To Rem.* "I'm Aldedo. I'm sure we'll get along splendidly."
Ains:*To Tanya.* "Very well."
Ains stands up and he and Tanya walk out of the classroom.
Rem:"Yes, Nice to meet you."
Suddenly Albedo's eyes widen and she looks to Ains empty seat.
Albedo:"Lord Ains is gone!"
She runs towards the door but Erich is in her way.
Albedo:*Angry.* "Move!"
Erich:*Uses authority.* "Class is about to begin!" *It's very effective.*
Albedo:"Lord Ains!"
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