Everyone is in class except Ains and Tanya.
Smaug is face down on his desk, contemplating about life.
Kanna is writing in her notebook.
Kobayashi looks bored but is paying attention.
Tohru is reading a cookbook.
Dave is drawing in his notebook again.
Ilulu is doing Ilulu things.
Erich:"Now, someone tell me what the author was actually thinking."
Albedo has an angry aura leaking out from her.
Aura:"A-Albedo, you're leaking something..."
Erich:"--When he wrote the second underlined passage?"
Shalltear is filing her nails.
Shalltear:"Calm yourself. There's no way Lord Ains would find himself attracted to that little girl."
Smaug:'But she's really hot as an adult. And more scary.'
Albedo:"But...But...But... Lord Ains is the most attractive man in the world, no, the galaxy!"
Smaug:'That's totally not true. I'm the most attractive man.'
Ilulu:'My Smaugy is way more attractive than that skelton.' But he does have a massive Ego.'
Albedo:"It's possible that anyone in the world could fall in love with him!'
Rem:"I know!"
Subaru is sleeping at his desk, which is next to Rem's.
Rem:"I know how you feel!"
Rem smiles and gives Albedo a thumbs up.
Abledo Smiles and gives Rem a thumbs up.
Aura:"How did you two get so close?"
Smaug:' I guess Demons from other worlds can also get along.'
Kanna taps SMaug's shoulder and he looks over to her.
Kanna shows a drawing of her and Smaug holding hands.
Smaug:"Awwww."
Erich:"I would like to continue class...."
A Little Later the bells rings.
Albedo stands up and runs outs of the classroom.
Albedo:"Lord Ains!"
Aura/Shalltear:"Have fun!"
Visha then stands up and grabs Violet's hand and they walk out of the classroom.
Visha:"Sorry! I'm going, too!"
Smaug goes to stands up but Kobayashi grabs his tail and stops him from leaving.
Smaug:"Aww, man."
Erich:"Tomorrow, after morning class, we'll be having that talent show. It hasn't been decided yet who'll be performing, so everyone, make sure you're ready."
Cocytus raises one of his hands.
Cocytus:"Sir, why are we having a talent show?"
Erich:"Because Mr. Roswaal said, 'Wouldn't it be fuuuun?'"
Ram:"That settles it, then."
Cocytus:"It does?"
Ram:"Yes. What the teacher says, goes. It's settled."
Cocytus:"It's settled?"
Ram:"It is settled."
Smaug slams his head on his desk.
Demiurge:"I see."
Subaru:"Huh? What did he learn from that?"
The dragon maid group stands up, except Dave, who is busy drawing in his notebook, and leaves.
Smaug comes back and grabs Dave by the tail and drags him out of class.
Later the next morning.
Smaug wakes up and sits up in his bed. He has very messy hair. He looks ver to the clock and sees that's he's gonna be late to class.
Smaug:"AHHHH! I'M LATE!"
Smaug gets up and bursts out of his room.
Smaug:"WE'RE GONNA BE.... late?"
He notices that no one is here.
Smaug:"WHERE DID EVERYONE GO!"
Smaug then runs out of the house and changes into his dragon form.
A few minutes later.
Smaug sees the school and he flies faster. He looks down and sees Rem and Darkness with Subaru and Kazuma behind them.
Smaug lands in the courtyard. Rem and Darkness pass the gate to the school.
Subaru slides to the gate.
Erich:"Natsuki Subaru. You're late!"
Subaru falls to his knees and screams in despair.
Kazuma is trying to climb the wall.
Eruch:"Satou Kazuma, you're late, too!"
Kazuma falls off the wall and screams in despair.
Smaug:"Haha."
Darkness walks up to Smaug.
Darkness:"Smaug."
Smaug looks to Darkness and they stare at each other.
After a few seconds Darkness blushes.
Darkness:"You keep staring at me with those evil eyes."
Smaug changes into his male human form and runs way from her.
Smaug:"I'm not dealing with that again."
Later.
Subaru and Kazuma are on the roof of the school.
Kazuma:"So normally. when you reincarnate, you get some broken superpower, right?"
Subaru:"Yeah. I know what you're saying."
Kazuma:"'Totally overpowered! Wins at everything he does!'"
Subaru:"That's how it usually goes, right?"
Kazuma:"But the reality is like, what the hell?"
Subaru:"It's hard. So hard..."
Kazuma:"So I'm supposed to defeat this Demon King. And so they tell me I et a bonus when I reincarnated, so I'm all excited. But what do I get? This useless goddess! And my party? A mage who can only use magic once a day. Who's father is a dragon, who is one of the most powerful and scaries dragon. And a crusader who can't hit a damn thing! No money! No home! I had to live in a stable!"
Kazuma has a depressed aura around him.
Kazuma:"It was nothing but suffering..."
Subaru:"Me, too. I met this half-elf girl, and had to do all these things to help her. Right now I live in a mansion with her. But now I've got these twin demon maids. And this loli with hair shaped like drills."
Kazuma:"Wait....What the hell?"
Subaru:"No, it's not like that. The only one of them who like me is Rem. Rem's the younger twin. The one with the blue hair."
Kazuma:"Wait, what the hell?"
Subaru:"The one I'm after is Emilia, that's the half-elf."
Kazuma:"What the hell?"
Subaru:"I'm saying it's hard for us both."
Kazuma stands up and yells at Subaru.
Kazuma:"It's not hard for you at all! You're surrounded by girls? Going after a girl you love? How is that hard?"
Kazuma points at Subaru.
Kazuma:"You're my enemy! From now on, you're my enemy. You harem-having bastard!"
Subaru:"What?"
Kazuma:"We were both reincarnated in another world, so why's he got all the luck? Damn it all?"
Subaru:"No, I wasn't reincarnated."
During this whole thing Smaug was above them. Flying in CHIBI dragon form.
Smaug:'They have no idea what having a harem is like. And why does he get to fricken swear. It's not fudging fair!'
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