(Quick Question. Who's your favorite Dragon Maid character that not from the original show? So like, Smaug, Dave, Tanya or any other characters I've added into the series.
Everyone is in class.
Erich:"So try to think about what the author is thinking."
Smaug sighs and writes a few notes down in his notebook.
Smaug:'I'm so bored!''
Erich:"He know his deadline is near..."
Smaug slams his head on the desk.
Erich:"Now, as I told you, physicals will be this afternoon. Girls to the nurse's office. Boys to the gym. Don's screw it up. If you're on the appropriate committee, follow what the nurses tell you."
Rem:"Got it!"
Shalltear:"Understood. I'll measure every bit of Ains' body!
Dave:'Man I won't be able to do my job.'
Erich:"No. You'll be doing the girls."
Shalltear stands up.
Shalltear:"Why?"
Erich:"Because you're girls."
Shalltear:"That's even more reason!"
Smaug:'This girl is crazy!'
Darkness:"Wow, you're amazing, Shalltear!"
Dave:"I might be able to do my job!"
Smaug:"Dear, me. I'm stuck with a bunch of crazy people."
Subaru raises his hand.
Subaru:"Who's doing the guys, then?"
Erich:"A boy from Class 1 and Dave."
Smaug raises his hand.
Smaug:"What group do I go to?"
Smaug:'It's a valid question. I technically have two genders.'
Erich:"The boys."
Smaug nods.
Later.
Smaug is standing next to Subaru and Kazuma. He's wearing an oversized white button up shirt and blue shorts.
Naofumi:"Got a problem?"
Kazuma gets angry.
Kazuma:"I don't! I do! I don't!"
Naofumi:"Which is it?
Vanir then jumps in front of Kazuma and laughs.
Vanir:"Fool who was hoping that he could get to see a naked girl! But our class instead has the Shield Hero!"
Dave comes over.
Dave:"And me."
Vanir:"It will be hard for you to make it to the nurse's office as you desire."
Naofumi:"No, go it you want. But the reputation it gives you will hurt you mentally. I don't recommend it."
Subaru motions to Kazuma.
Subaru:"Oh, he's used to it. He doesn't mind."
Kazuma:"Yeah it's like a daily thing for me. Don't worry." *Then he fully realizes what Subaru said.* "Hey!"
Subaru:"That was a quality reaction."
Smaug:"And I already have a bad reputation back in my home realm. But I don't need to go see them naked."
Kazuma:"I don't need to see any of them naked, either."
Demiurge:"Weren't you trying to peek at the beach?"
Kazuma:"Well, someone had to!"
Everyone else comes over
Koenig:"Doesn't someone have to this time, then?"
Neumann:"Yup."
Ains:"I'm curious to see if Kazuma can pull it of, though."
Kazuma:"Et tu, Ains?"
Ains:"You're said to have the highest lick of anyone at the academy. Let's see what you can do."
Kazuma:"If you insist. I mean, I don't want to. I don't want to, but... if you want to see my abilities that bad, I can!"
Subaru:"Don't."
Kazuma:"Yeah, it's a bad idea."
Smaug:"I'll kill you if you peek in on, Megumin or Kanna."
Dave:"Elma would get mad at me."
Later.
Cocytus:"So you're not interested in going to peek, Subaru?"
Subaru:"It's not that I'm not interested. It's just that I'm the type who doesn't like sneaking around."
Cocytus:"You are a warrior."
Cocytus looks to Mathues.
Cocytus:"What about your team?"
Mathues:"My team is more about having fun than seeing naked girls."
Subaru:"'Cause Tanya will murder you if she catches you?"
Mathues:"No, the Major doesn't really care about anything that doesn't violate military code, surprisingly."
Koenig:"Surprisingly."
Neumann:"Yup."
Grantz:"We'll tell her you said that."
Cocytus looks to Smaug.
Cocytus:"What about you?"
Smaug raises an eyebrow.
Smaug:"Why would I? I have a wife and a few other girls that love me and I can do this."
Smaug changes into his female form and the buttons on the shirt strain to stay together.
Smaug grabs her breasts and bounce them.
Smaug:"I can change genders at will."
Subaru wipes some blood from his nose and Smaug changes back to his male form.
Dave:"Mom said it's not manly to peek on a girl."
Naofumi:"Guys, get on the damn scale."
Later
Smaug is walking down the hallway in female form when suddenly a few hands grab him.
Smaug:"Kyaaa!"
Smaug looks to his captures and sees, Lucoa, Merlin, and Ilulu.
Smaug:"Girls."
They all hold up mering tapes.
Ilulu:"It's time for your private physical.
Merlin:"This is going to be fun."
Lucoa:"I was dragged into this."
Smaug:*Sighs.* "Ara ara."
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01-28-2022
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