Bloopers
Smaug, in male human from, is in the dragon dimension. He's laying on the edge of a lake staring at some fish below. A fish jumps out of the water and slaps him in the face.
Smaug:"Sonva bitch!"
Baxter:"Cut!"
Smaug:"Fish. Hmmmmm." *He drools a little.*
Smaug then starts to eat the fish when suddenly a dragon lands behind him.
Smaug starts to choke.
Baxter:"Cut!"
A large scaly red clawed hand grabs the top of the cliff, then another does.
Smaug A:"Oh, shit."
A large golden eyes pear through the smoke and look at Smaug A. Then a very large red head comes through the smoke and everyone's eyes widen.
Evil Smaug:"Hello, Peter."
Baxter:"Cut!"
Smaug:"Wrong movie!"
Evil Smaug laughs.
Evil Smaug:"Sorry, I just had to do it."
Smaug:"Well none of them are named so we just have to guess."
Dave runs over to Smaug's door.
Dave:"Only one way to find out!"
Smaug:"No, Wait!"
Dave slams the door open and it hits Smaug on the head.
Smaug:"Fucking hell."
Baxter:"Cut!"
Dave:"I'm so sorry Smaug."
Smaug lands in a bush and Dave lands in a tree above Smaug.
Smaug pops out of the bush. His hood is up.
Smaug:"Damn it Dave!"
It's silent and Smaug looks up to the tree and sees Dave knocked out.
Smaug:"Um, Dave knocked himself out."
Baxter:*Sighs.* "Cut.'
Smaug:"Huh, you are right they are kinda cute."
The Beowolves roar at the two and the two scream.
Smaug:"RUN AWAY. MANLY LIKE!"
Dave and Smaug start to run and Smaug trips and falls face first into the dirt.
Baxter:"Cut!"
Dave and Smaug are sitting in chairs in front of Ozpin's desk. They are staring at each other.
Ozpin:"So let me make sure I get this correct."
Ozpin sips from his mug.
Ozpin:"You both are Dragon Gods from another dimension and you both used your magic to create a portal to a bunch of other dimension, to...to..- Line."
Baxter:"Cut! You're supposed to say "to looks for Smaug's Daughter. A daughter that's human, not a dragon, who supposedly died, but actually was transported to another dimension. Now you're both going through different dimensions, looking for her, But you're stuck here until your magic comes back?"
Ozpin nods.
Ozpin:"I got it this time."
Team RWBY Comically peaks their heads out the window to see neptune.
Neptune:"'Sup." *asher leans his head past neptune.*
Asher:"I'm here too!"
Smaug peeks his head out from behind Asher.
Smaug:"Me also."
Dave's tail is seen.
Dave:"I'm here as welllll!"
Dave falls off the ledge.
Baxter:"Cut!"
Smaug pops up from behind the counter and tosses the molotov. It lands on a group of WF guys and most of them activate their aura before the fire hits them, but the few that didn't are now Faunus torches.
Their screams can be heard throughout downtown Vale.
Smaug looks over to Dave and sees him cowering under a table. WF members are closing in on him. Smaug groans.
Smaug:"Dave! I bet if we get out of this, Elma will give you a kiss!"
After a few seconds a loud bump is heard from under the table.
Dave:"Fuck!"
Baxter:"Cut!"
Dave comes out from under the table rubbing his head.
Dave:"We forgot to switch out the table."
Smaug sighs and facepalms.
Smaug pops up from behind the counter and tosses the molotov. It lands on a group of WF guys and most of them activate their aura before the fire hits them, but the few that didn't are now Faunus torches.
Their screams can be heard throughout downtown Vale.
Smaug looks over to Dave and sees him cowering under a table. WF members are closing in on him. Smaug groans.
Smaug:"Dave! I bet if we get out of this, Elma will give you a kiss!"
After a few seconds Dave burst out from under the table.
Dave:"My names Dave and I."
Dave punches a guy in the face and he goes flying.
Dave:"Hate!"
Dave picks up a WF guy and throws him across the room and he lands on a few other WF members.
Dave:"Taxes!"
Smaug:"It's texas you idiot!"
Dave:"That, too!"
Baxter:"Cut! Wrong Rooster Teeth show!"
Dave walks out of the ocean and falls onto the beach.
Dave:"Smaug, I think- Smaug?"
Dave looks around and can't find Smaug.
Dave looks back to the ocean to see a whale submerging.
Baxter:"Cut!"
Dave:"Not again."
Dave sighs and walks back to the ocean.
Io:"I like that story."
Smaug raises an eyebrow.
Smaug:"You don't find it wierd or impossible."
Io:"When you live as long as I have and seen the stuff I have, much is possible."
Dave:"But you look so young."
Io:"I'm 69."
Smaug snickers then starts to laugh really hard.
Baxter:"Cut!'
Io:"Smaug, you're so childish!"
Smaug:"Sorry!"
Smaug and Dave enter the room. They both are wearing U.A. uniforms and they has their dragon features out.
Izuku:"They have mutation type quirks. A reptile of some type."
Izuku starts to mumble.
Tenya:"He's doing it again!"
Smaug and Dave go to the front of the class and write their names on the board.
Smaug: スマウグ
Dave:"Um, how do I write my name in Japanese again?"
Everyone laughs.
Baxter:"Cut!"
Smaug and Dave are sitting at a table in the cafeteria, eating.
Smaug:"This food is surprisingly really good!"
Dave is crying as he eats his food.
Dave:"I've never had such good food before."
Dave takes a bit of his food and looks to Smaug.
Smaug has eaten the rest of his food.
Dave:"Smaug! You were supposed to eat it slowly."
Smaug burps.
Smaug:"Sorry!"
Baxter:"Cut!"
Smaug punches faster and faster then he does a big punch with both arms and the villain slides a few feet back.
Smaug:*Takes a few deep breaths.* "What the Fuck! Why won't you go down!"
Villain:"Nanomachines, Son."
Smaug slowly gets up and he stands up and coughs up some blood.
Smaug then pulls his fist back and runs at the villain. The villain stands there and Smaug punches him in the chest but it does nothing. Smaug looks up at the villain and the villain smirks.
Smaug:"Standing here I realize Just like me trying to make history."
Baxter:"Cit! Smaug you're not supposed to sing the song."
The Villains laughs and Smaug rubs his head.
Smaug:"But it's a good song and it's the theme music for this fight anyway!"
Baxter groans.
The doors to USJ burst open. Everyone looks to the doors.
The Figures of All Might and Io can be seen through the smoke. It looks like Io is carrying a big Axe like weapon. Io's Quirk is active so he has red eyes glowing through the smoke.
Izuku:*Voice Over.* "But the deeper the darkness around you..." *The smoke clears around All Might and Io.* "...The brighter the light shines. When a ray of hope appears."
Both All Might and Io look really Pissed. You can also now see the Axe weapon, its nearly twice the size of Io.
Students:"It's All Might and Io!"
All Might and Io walk forward. Mina and Ochaco are crying in happiness.
All Might:"I couldn't shake the feeling that something-"
Io:"Fuck!"
Everyone looks to see Io falling down the stairs.
Baxter:"Cut!"
A soldier walks to the middle of an outpost and he stops and pulls out a cigarette and lights it. Suddenly a white portal opens up above him, Smaug falls out and lands on top of him.
Smaug:"Ouch!"
Smaug sits up and looks around.
Smaug:"Where's Dave?"
Dave falls on top of Smaug.
Smaug:"Fuck!'
Dave:"Sorry!"
Baxter:"Cut, again!"
Snake and Wolf head towards their objective and after a while of running they make it to the burning remains of an outpost. They look around and everything is Chard.
Miller:*Com*"What happened here?"
Wolf walks over to a body, well have of a body. She finds the upper torso and she crouches down to it.
Wolf:"Mmmm, chard body. Just like mom used to make."
Snake:*Laughs.* "What?"
Baxter:"Cut!"
There's nothing outside. It's like they all disappeared. Smaug goes over to the door and opens it.
Dave:*Whispers.*"Smaug!"
Smaug:"Come, let's check this out."
Dave gets up and follows Smaug outside.
All they see is discarded weapons scattered around and a few helmets. Smaug kicks a helmet and the helmet goes flying and bounces off a building and hits Smaug in the face.
Smaug holds his nose.
Smaug:"How!"
Dave laughs at Smaug.
Baxter:"Cut! Someone get him a water!"
Smaug walks up and he's ties to a chair in some room. Dave is next to him.
Smaug:"What the hell?"
Smaug looks to Dave.
Smaug:"Wake the fuck up, Samurai. We got a city to burn."
Dave snickers.
Baxter:"Cut! I like it though."
Smaag:"I'm Smaug and this idiot over here is Dave."
Dave:"Hi."
Ocelot:"Now why were you two in africa."
Smaug:"Africa?"
The wolf can be heard singing.
Wolf:"It's gonna take a lot to drag me away from you
There's nothing that a hundred men or more could ever do
I bless the rains down in Africa
Gonna take some time to do the things we never had (ooh, ooh)"
Baxter:"Cut!"
Wolf:"Shit! Sorry I didn't think the microphone could hear me."
Megumin is standing near the edge of a cliff and the sun is starting to set.
Megumin:"Dad?"
Megumin looks over to see Ilulu and Smaug setting up a picnic blanket. Smaug looks over to her.
Smaug:"Yes, Sweety?"
Megumin:"Why are we out here?"
Smaug:" It's one of life's great mysteries isn't it? Why are we here? I mean, are we the product of some cosmic coincidence, or is there a God watching everything? You know, with a plan for us and stuff. I don't know, man. But it keeps me up at night."
Megumin:"......What?"
Baxter:"Cut! Wrong series again!"
Smaug jumps out of the way and Dave releases his power over the beam. The Beam goes flying off into the distance and it hits a mountain miles away and blows up with the power of a nuke.
Smaug:"That would've killed me."
Evil Smaug hums.
Evil Smaug:"I didn't see this. Hmm. Won't matter, he's too weak to use his full powers."
Smaug gets an idea.
Smaug changes to his human form and runs over to Dave and whispers something.
Smaug:*Whispers.* "It's free real estate."
Dave bursts out laughing.
Dave:"God damn it!"
Baxter:"Cut!"
Smaug points to Evil Smaug's arms as they turn to ash and disappear.
Evil Smaug:"What how?"
Smaug:"Well-"
Evil Smaug:"If you're gonna say the power of friendship just kill me now."
Smaug:"Yes, My Little Pony, Bitch!"
Baxter:"Cut!"
Deleted Scenes
Dave and Smaug find their dorm room.
Smaug:"This is the room Ozpin said was ours."
Dave:"I hope the beds are comfy."
Smaug unlocks the door and opens it. They walk in and Smaug's eyes widen.
Smaug:"Why is everything pink!"
Dave:"It's not that bad of a color."
Smaug:"I know, but the only thing I like about pink is that it's Ilulu's color. Her beautiful eyes are a beautiful shade of pink."
Smaug, Dave and Io are in a hotel.
Io is talking to a lady at the front desk.
Io:"A room for two."
Receptionist:"For them?"
Io:"Yes, future heroes."
Smaug:'I'm not becoming a hero.'
Dave:'I get to become a hero!'
Smaug (B) is looking at a gravestone.
Smaug:"Hey sweetheart. It's me, Daddy. I'm sorry I haven't visited in a while"
Smaug sighs.
Smaug:"The other Megumin went back to her real home. I'm super happy she's back with her actual dad. I felt guilty I was keeping her from him, but I had no way of transporting her back to her dimension."
Smaug rubs his eyes.
Ilulu walks up to Smaug and gives him a side hug.
Ilulu:"I miss her."
Smaug:"I do, too. But I have a feeling we'll be seeing the other Smaug again some day."
Dagahra:*in the distance.* "Dad! Darksmoke is annoying me!"
Darksmoke:*In the distance.* "Dad! Dagahra is being a little brat!"
Smaug sighs,
Ilulu:"We should head back."
Smaug:"I guess."
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In the white universe hallway we see a bunch of close doors except the Main Universe.
Suddenly at the far end of the hall, Multiple doors slam open. A giant green clawed hand grabs the edge of the door and a child's laugh can be heard from another. Some vines and flowers grow around another door.
The View then changes to Show the main universe's doorway and multiple figures can be seen staind in front of it.
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02-02-2022
2031 words
