(Don't forget to do the Dragon Maid Trivia.)

Megumin is sitting on the couch with Kanna on her lap. They both are watching TV. Ilulu is in the dining room feeding Dagahra and Darksmoke. Kobayashi is sitting at a chair in the living room, reading the newspaper and Tohru is cleaning around the apartment.

Suddenly a red portal opens behind the couch and Smaug falls out from it and face plants on the floor. The portal closes and Smaug quickly jumps to his feet.

Megumin leans her head back and looks to her father.

Megumin:"Welcome back Dad."

Smaug looks around and finds Tohru.

Smaug:"Tohru! We need to make this place spotless!"

Tohru rolls her eyes.

Tohru:"It already is."

Smaug runs up to her and shakes her shoulders.

Smaug:"Grandma Bea is coming over!"

Tohru's eyes widen and she shoves cleaning supplies into Smaug's chest.

Tohru:"If we start now, we might be able to finish by tomorrow morning."

Smaug and Tohru start to run around and clean stuff.

Kobayashi:"What's going on? Who's Grandma Bea?"

Kobayashi looks to over ilulu and she shrugs her shoulders. Kobayashi looks over to Megumin and Kanna and they both shake their heads.

Smaug pops up next to Kobayashi.

Smaug:"She's my and Tohru's grandma."

Smaug zooms away and goes back to cleaning.

Ilulu:"I've never seen you like this before, Smaug. Just who is your grandma?"

Smaug stops cleaning and he slowly turns around and looks at Ilulu with a scared face.

Smaug:"She's someone you don't want to anger."

Tohru also is scared.

Tohru:"If Grandma Bea isn't happy. Pray and hope your aren't the reason she's angry."

Kobayashi starts to get worried.

Kobayashi:"She's seems really scary."

Kanna nods.

Kanna:"Even Lord Smaug is scared."

Smaug:"If Grandma Bea ain't happy. Nobody's happy."

Tohru:"We have to make this place perfect!"

Tohru lifts up the couch that Megumin and Kanna are sitting on and vacuums under it.

Megumin:"Dad? How come I never meet Grandma bea?"

Smaug wipes off the TV.

Smaug:"Many reason. One is that I forgot about that, and the other is because what Grandma Bea would do to me, because I forgot to visit her."

Ilulu wipes off Dagahra and Darksmoke's faces with a napkin.

Ilulu:"Does she know about me?"

Smaug starts to sweat.

Kobayashi:*Sweat drops.* "You forgot to tell her you were married?"

Smaug throws his hands up.

Smaug:"I haven't told her many things!"

Tohru stops cleaning and looks to SMaug.

Tohru:"When was the last time you talked to her?"

Smaug starts to count on his hands and after he gets to ten, he scratches his head.

Smaug:"Ummm.... Before I got my scar."

Tohru's jaw drops and she panics.

Tohru:"That was a very long time ago!"

Smaug panics.

Smaug:"I know! Do you think she's mad?"

Everyone nods and Smaug chances into his chibi dragon form and hides under the Kotatsu.

Smaug:"I'm going to die, again!"

Ilulu:"Again?"

Kobayashi:"You can't solve your problem by hiding under the Kotatsu."

Smaug's little dragon head pops out from under the Kotatsu.

Smaug:"My other option is destroying the problem and I can't do that! She's way stronger than I am!"

Smaug shoots back under the Kotatsu.

Tohru:"It was nice knowing you brother."

Smaug starts to cry.

Megumin:"I'm very confused."

Ilulu:"What the heck is going on?"

Kanna raises a hand.

Kanna:"I would like to know, too."

Suddenly a bluish red portal opens in the dining room.

Tohru tenses up and she goes near the portal and Smaug shoots out from under the Kotatsu and changes back into his male human form and stands next to Tohru.

An figure comes out from the portal.

Both Tohru and SMaug nervously smile.

Tohru/Smaug:"Hello, Grandma Bea."

Grandma Bea smiles and pats both of them on the head.

Bea:"It's nice to see you, dears."

Smaug:"Would you like to sit down?"

Tohru:"Are you hungry or thirsty?"

Grandma Bea:"I would like to sit down. And some tea would be nice."

Both Smaug and Tohru bow.

Everyone else looks to each other with confused faces.

Tohru quickly heads to the kitchen and Smaug leads Bea to the living room and helps her sit down next to Megumin.

Smaug:"Do you need anything else, Grandma Bea?"

Bea shakes her head.

Bea:"That's be all for now, Little Smaug."

Smaug stands nearby and he looks nervous.

Grandma Bea turns to Megumin and Kanna.

Grandma Bea:"You must be Megumin and Kanna."

Kanna waves.

Kanna:"Hello."

Megumin:"Hello, Mrs. Bea."

Grandma Bea chuckles.

Bea:"Just call me grandma Deary."

Bea turns to Smaug.

Bea:"Smaug, how much you've never told me how beautiful your Daughter Megumin is?"

Megumin blushes and Smaug starts to profusely sweat.

Smaug:"I-I Umm.. Huh... I."

Bea motions to Ilulu and the children.

Bea:"And that you were married and had children with her."

A puddle of sweat is now below Smaug

Smaug:"I-I-I-I Was-Did-Um..."

Bea slightly opens her left eye and her blood red eye stares into Smaug's soul.

Smaug:

Smaug:'I think I need a new change of pants.'

Tohru then walks over to Grandma Bea and gives her a cup of tea. Bea closes her eye and gives Tohru a big smile.

Bea:"Thank you, Tohru."

Tohru smiles and Bea takes sip of the tea.

Bea:"This is really good tea."

Tohru:"Thank you, Grandma Bea."

Bea then turns to Kobayashi.

Bea:"Hello, Young child. What's your name."

Tohru gets excited and stands next to Kobayashi.

Tohru:"This is Miss Kobayashi. I'm her wife-"

Kobayashi:"No you're not."

Tohru:"Lover-"

Kobayashi:"Not even close."

Tohru:"and her Maid."

Kobayashi:"That is true."

Bea hums.

Bea:"That's Lovely Tohru."

Tohru smiles.

Smaug:"Well, Ilulu here is the best wife ever!"

Ilulu blushes and Smiles.

Bea:"Now, now, Smaug. This isn't a competition."

Smaug:"Yes, Ma'am."

Bea sets her tea down and stands up and walks over to Ilulu and the children. Bea grabs Ilulu's hand and holds it.

Bea:"It's nice to meet the mother of my great grandchildren. You are a beautiful dragon."

Ilulu blushes more.

Ilulu:"Thank you, Ma'am."

Grandma Bea smiles.

Bea:"Just call me Grandma."

Ilulu nods and Bea bends down to her grandchildren and she holds her hands out to them and pats their heads. Dagahra and Darksmoke both laugh.

Bea:"They both look a lot like their parents. I hope to see more great grandchildren in the future."

Ilulu:"We definitely will."

Smaug pales

Smaug:'Someone please kill me!'

Bea walks back over to the couch and sits down and drinks more of her tea.

Bea:"I've been hearing many things about my grandchildren."

Both Tohru and Smaug get scared.

Bea opens blood red eyes slightly and she looks to Tohru.

Bea:"You charged into god territory and almost go yourself killed."

Tohru pales.

Bea:"Luckily Kobayashi was there to save you. Which I am very thankful for. Thank you Kobayashi."

Kobayashi:"A-anytime, Grandma Bea."

Bea smiles at Kobayashi then she turns to Smaug and Glares at him.

Bea:"But I've heard many things about you Smaug."

Smaug's soul leaves his body.

Bea:"Multiple wars. Near genocide of a group of Dwarves. Burning down big cities all over the dragon realm. Going to wear all the universes connect and opening the doors without thinking of the consequences. And you brought Dave with you!"

Smaug:"Please don't bring Dave into this."

Bea closes her eyes and she takes a sip of her tea.

Bea:"I like Dave very much. He's responsible. Why can't you be more like him?"

Smaug starts to anime cry.

Smaug:'I don't want to be compared to that nitwit.'

Smaug wipes his face.

Smaug:"Also I'm a Chaos Dragon God. I'm supposed to bring Chaos."

Bea:"You're bringing Chaos in unhealthy amounts."

Smaug sush.

Bea:"Morgan also told me some other things."

Smaug:'Morgan, why her of all people.'

Bea glares at Smaug again.

Bea:"You barely visit her."

Smaug:"Sorry."

Grandma Bea huffs and closes her eyes.

Bea:"You're so much like your father."

Tohru clears her throat.

Tohru:"Grandma bea, how long will you be staying?"

Bea sets her cup down.

Bea:"Not much longer. I have many things to look over. I just came to check on my grand children."

Bea gets up.

Bea:"Which means I probably should get back. I'm a busy dragon."

Bea opens a portal next to her.

Bea:"Come visit me some time."

Tohru/Smaug:"Yes, Grandma Bea."

Bea:"Smaug, tell Dave, I said hi."

Smaug:"Totally will..."

Bea smiles and goes through the portal and it closes.

Smaug:"Not."

Smaug falls to the floor.

Kobayashi:"She was interesting."

Kanna:"I liked her."

Megumin:"She was very nice."

Ilulu:"Smaug, why have you never taken me to meet her?"

Smaug:"What is it? Be mean to Smaug day?!"

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03-24-2022

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