Smaug:"Last time on Dragon Ball- I mean The Dragon Maid's Brother S."
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Tohru:"You haven't done your chores yet."
Smaug sits up.
Smaug:"I'm not a child! I don't have a bedtime anymore!" *Smaug starts to count on his fingers.* "One, two, three, four, five." *He holds out his hand to her.* "Five kids that I take care off, and three of them are babies!"
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Smaug has an urge to sneeze and he tries to hold it back again but sneezes anyway. Fire comes out his nose again.
Smaug:"Ugh, Again?"
Smaug rubs his nose and looks to the vacuum only to see the vacuum crumble into ashes.
Smaug:"I think I'm a safety hazard."
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Ilulu grabs Smaug's breasts and bounces them
Boing
Boing
Boing
Smaug's face grows red and she coughs into her hand.
Ilulu:"Besides, I have a special magic for this."
Smaug gets scared and shutters.
Smaug:*Shaking*"Please, don't do that again. I still have nightmares about it."
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Smaug:"Bokura tokidoki hibi no sukima ni samayou koto datte aru darou? Sonna toki patto me-'
Smaug stops signing and stops cleaning. He closes his eyes and and after a few seconds he hums.
Smaug:"The other gods are displeased with something. I wonder what it is?" *He shrugs his shoulders.* "Eh, it's not my problem anyway. I do wonder what it's about."
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Dave:"Fear me!"
The bird just looks at Dave and caws.
Saphira:*In another room.* "Dave! No yelling before sunrise!"
The bird flies off.
Dave:"Sorry!"
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Bandit Chief:"Speak."
Dave throws his arms up into the air.
Dave:"Fear me!"
The Bandit Chief stares down at Dave for a few seconds then burst out laughing.
Everyone else in the camp starts to laugh.
Bandit Chief:"This child thinks he's scary."
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Dave:"How is no one scared of me?"
Some villagers wave at Dave.
Villager:"Hello, Dave."
Dave smiles and waves back.
Dave:"Hello."
Then Dave goes back to thinking.
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Dave looks at the meat and he takes a bite of it.
Dave:"It's pretty good."
A white portal opens behind Dave.
Dave:"I might just-"
The portal sucks in Dave and the portal disappears.
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Smaug:"I just hope she doesn't have Tanya's personality."
Megumin looks to her father.
Megumin:"Why?"
Smaug looks to her.
Smaug:"Can you imagine someone with Tanya's personality and my magic power together."
Megumin shivers.
Megumin:"Yeah, you're right. It would spell Chaos."
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Suddenly a small white portal opens next to Smaug and a white paper falls out and lands on Smaug's head.
Smaug:"What's this?"
Smaug grabs the paper and reads it.
Smaug:"Hmmm."
Megumin:"Well, what is it?"
Smaug:"Well..."
Smaug reads over the paper again.
Smaug:"Dave's apparently going on trial in the god's realm."
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Elma:"What?! What do you mean he's going on trial!"
Smaug:"It's what the paper says."
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Elma, Lucoa, Ilulu, Tohru, Smaug, and Kobayashi are in the living room of Kobayashi's apartment.
Lucoa:"How is he on trial."
Smaug looks to the paper and he reads it over.
Smaug:"It doesn't say. It just says that he's on trial and I'm invited to attend it."
Ilulu pokes Smaug's cheek.
Ilulu:"I knew you would get him in trouble."
Smaug grabs her hand and sets it down.
Smaug:"It's not my fault."
Tohru:"Aren't you the one who dragged him into a dimension hopping adventure that cause an evil version of you to leave his universe and attack other Smaug's universe, just so he can kill you."
Smaug crosses his arms.
Smaug:"Quiet you."
Elma slams her hands on the Kotatsu and stands up.
Elma:"You have to go and attend the trial and convince him he's innocent!"
Smaug:"He's not my responsibility."
Smaug holds his hand out and burns the paper into ashes.
Kobayashi:"Can someone tell me what we're talking about."
Lucoa:"Oh, we're talking about the council of the gods."
Kobayashi straightens her glasses.
Kobayashi:"And what do they do?"
Lucoa:"They are made up of many gods through the realms. They are separated into three tiers."
The Low Tier
Lucoa:"This is where most gods are. They are either new gods or just not powerful gods."
The Middle Tier
Lucoa:"The Middle Tier. Where a good amount of the gods are. They are the ones that are the judges of the trials. They watch over the realms and set up rules that all the gods must follow."
The High Tier
Lucoa:"And Finally The High Tier. Very few gods reach this, and if they do; They've either lived a very long time or they are really powerful. Now there are levels within Low and Middle Tiers, but there are no levels within High Tier."
Kobayashi:"I think I understand now."
She takes a sip from a cup she's holding.
Kobayashi:"What Tier were you Lucoa?"
Lucoa smiles.
Lucoa:"I was a High Tier before I was kicked out."
Kobayashi:"Wow." *She turns to Smaug.* "What about you Smaug?"
Smaug gains a proud look.
Smaug:"I'm a High Tier god."
Kobayashi:"And what's Dave?"
Smaug thinks about it and runs his chin.
Smaug:"I would place Dave, in a Upper Middle level or Lower High level, Middle Tier god. But in the end I'm not gong."
Elma gets really angry.
Elma:"Why not!"
Smaug:"No High Tier gods go to these things, like ever. it's just a waste of our time."
Ilulu pokes Smaug's cheek again.
Ilulu:"I think you should really attend this Trial. It is mostly your fault anyway."
Smaug crosses his arms and pouts.
Smaug:"I don't have to do anything."
Suddenly Elma hits Smaug on the head with her trident.
Smaug:"What-"
Elma hits him on the head again.
Smaug:"Ow! Stop-"
Elma hits him again.
Smaug:"What the hell, woman."
Elma hits him again.
Smaug:"Stop! Stop! If I think about going to the Trail will you stop hitting me?"
Elma:"Yes."
Elma hits Smaug on the head again.
Smaug:"OW! What was that one for?!"
Elma:"Because I'm mad at you."
Smaug growls at her.
Smaug:"I don't see why Dave's married to you."
Elma gets angry again and she tries to stab Smaug with her trident.
Tohru and Lucoa hold her back.
Elma:"Lemme at him! Lemme at him!"
Elma swings her trident around.
Smaug nervously laughs.
Kobayashi:"Maybe you should leave before she kills you."
Smaug:"I like that idea."
Smaug stands up and avoids Elma's trident flying towards his head.
Smaug creates a red portal and jumps through it.
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Smaug is sitting on top of a hill in the Dragon Realm. He's watching the sun set.
Smaug:"Man, why did you have to go and get yourself arrested Dave."
Smaug sighs and he closes his eyes.
Smaug's tail sways rapidly and Smaug opens his eyes.
Smaug:"What are you doing here, Seldarine."
Smaug turns around and sees the Elf Goddess of Creation.
Seldarine:"It is good to see you Dear Smaug."
Smaug stands up and does a mock bow.
Smaug:"What do you want, oh great Elf Goddess."
Seldarine walks over to Smaug and Stands next to him.
Seldarine::"Now now, we are old friends aren't we?"
Smaug looks at her.
Smaug:"No, we are not. I would have killed you already if you weren't a High Tier goddess. The Elves would also go to war with me if I did."
Seldarine giggles and Smaug frowns.
Smaug:"Now, why are you here?"
Seldarine:"Dave-"
Smaug:"Oh, so he's one of your pets now is he. You gave him godly powers without giving him the knowledge to use them."
Seldarine:"Now Smaug-"
Smaug growls at her.
Smaug:"You wanted something like this to happen."
Seldarine stares at him for a few seconds.
Seldarine:"You have no proof."
Smaug smirks.
Smaug:"Why else would you come to me, you don't want to get involved but to show them that he's your pawn and he has the Dragon God of Chaos on his side."
Seldarine bites her lip.
Seldarine:"But I also know you were assigned to watch over him."
Smaug huffs.
Smaug:"I never agreed to it."
Seldarine:"But neither did you deny it."
Smaug looks to the ground and avoids her gaze.
Seldarine:"Are you really gonna let Dave be imprisoned for who knows how long or killed."
Smaug's silent for a few seconds.
Smaug:".....No...."
Seldarine smiles.
Seldarine:"That's what I thought."
Smaug looks back up to her.
Smaug:"I'll attend this Trial, but make no mistake. If something like this happened again because of you; I'll kill you and I won't care about the consequences."
Seldarine smiles and starts to walk away.
Seldarine:"I'm fine with that. The Trail is in two days."
Smaug:"You're a Manipulative Bitch that toys with people's lives."
Seldarine:"And you're a psychotic Bastard that likes to watch people suffer."
Smaug watches Seldarine leave and he growls in anger and sits back down.
Smaug:"What a bitch."
Smaug looks back to the sunset.
Smaug:"Finally, peace."
Then his stomach growls.
Smaug:"Damn it."
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Dave is standing in the middle of a room, bound by white chains. Around him are three levels. The lower level as many people, the middle has a few people and the top has nobody.
Dave sees Aqua in the low Tier and Eris in the middle Tier.
Ares:"Now we shall begin the trial."
He slams a gavel onto the counter.
Lyssa:"Dave, you have been convicted of dimension hopping without proper clearance, then releasing high level dangers into the human world. Then you are also convicted of changing the timeline, which is one of the highest of level of crimes a god can commit."
Dave looks around confused.
Lyssa:"How do you plead, Dave: The Dragon god of time and Space."
Dave's stomach growls.
Dave:"Hungry?"
Everyone is silent.
Dave:"I mean I wasn't able to finish eating before I came here."
Lysaa:"Mr. Dave, you do realize you're on trial right?"
Dave tilts his head in confusion.
Dave:"On a trail?"
Lyssa:"No a Trial, Mr. Dave."
Dave is more confused.
Dave:"If I'm not on a trail then what am I on?"
Lyssa sighs and she pinches the bridges of her nose.
Lyssa:"Trial Dave. You being judge on your actions."
Dave's mouth from an O.
Dave:"Oooooh. So what are the charges?"
God:"He's an idiot! Just pronounce him guilty and lets get out of here."
Goddess:"Yeah, I have a meeting to attend in a few hours."
Aqua:"I have alcohol to drink!"
Eris:"Guys, everyone gets a fair trial here."
Lyssa:"So how do you plead Dave."
Dave:"Guilty? Wait, no! Not guilty. Or is it guilty?"
Ares grows angry and he slams his gavel.
Ares:"Dave, you are here by sentence to imprisonment for-"
Smaug:"Now now now."
Most gods in the room tense up and grow scared. Dave looks up to the High Tier seats and he sees Smaug.
Ares:"Smaug?"
Smaug leans forward and he has a villain smirk.
God:"What is the Dragon God of Chaos doing here?!"
Goddess:"High Gods never come to these things."
Aqua:*Waves.* "High Smaug."
Goddess:"You know that beast!"
God:"We're all gonna die!"
Smaug smiles.
Ares slams his gavel.
Ares:"Everyone calm down!"
Lyssa looks up to Smaug.
Lyssa:"What brings you here, Smaug?"
Smaug leans back and he sets his feet on the ledge.
Smaug:"Can't someone watch his friend be put on trial."
Many gods start to sweat and get nervous.
Smaug:"Besides, We wouldn't want to upset anyone, especially Seldarine,"
Smaug puts his feet down and leans forward.
Smaug:"Would we?"
Dave smiles.
Dave:"Hi, Smaug!"
Ares frowns and slams his gavel.
Ares:"We'll take an hour lunch break, and after that we'll finish up this trail."
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Smaug is walking through a garden with Eris and Aqua at his side.
Eris:"You being here caused quite an uproar amongst the gods here."
Aqua:"It was kinda funny seeing them freak out."
Smaug looks to the side and sees some low Tier gods looking at them, talking amongst themselves.
Smaug:"Let them think what they want to think. I'm only here because of that bitch Seldarine."
Aqua tilts her head in confusion.
Aqua:"Who?"
Eris:"Seldarine, she's the Elf goddess of Creation. A High Tier goddess."
Aqua:"So she's a stuck up prude?"
Smaug nods.
Smaug:"Yes."
Eris:"But why are you here because of her, Smaug?"
Smaug sighs.
Smaug:"Dave's her newest experiment or toy."
Eris:"Oh, I hope Dave'll be ok."
Aqua:"Pfft, how bad can that woman be?"
Smaug:"Very bad."
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Everyone is back in the Trial room and Smaug is up in his seat. Dave is back to being tied up.
Ares:"After some thought, Dave: The Dragon God of Space and Time. You are found not guilty.
Dave:"What does that mean?"
Lyssa:"That means you're free to go."
The chains fall off of Dave and a white portal opens behind him.
Dave:"Awesome-"
The chains whip Dave into the portal.
Ares:"Now, Smaug-"
Ares looks up to the High Tier god area and Smaug's not there and he slams his fist in anger.
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Elma is in Kobayashi's apartment and she;'s laying on the couch watching TV. Tohru walks out of Kobayashi's room and she notices Elma.
Tohru:"You're still here!"
Elma sits up and looks at Tohru.
Elma:"I'm not leaving until Smaug, comes back with Dave."
Tohru's eye twitches.
Tohru:"It's been three days."
Elma crosses her arms.
Elma:"I don't care."
Tohru starts to growl and Elma growls back.
Suddenly two portals open. A white one and a red one. Dave falls out from the red on and he lands on his back. Smaug calmly walks out from the red one.
Smaug:"I did it. I saved the day."
Elma:"Dave!"
Dave gets up and he sees Elma.
Dave:"Elma!"
They run to each other and hug.
Smaug:"You're welcome. Man, people are so ungrateful these days."
Tohru:"You are the one that caused this."
Smaug:"Shut up."
Dave and Elma start to kiss.
Smaug:"Hey hey, no making out here. It's disgusting!"
Smaug waves his hand out and a red portal opens next to Dave and Elma.
Smaug:"Off you go!"
Elma:"Don't you dare-!"
Smaug kicks both Dave and Elma into the portal and he closes it.
Smaug whips his hands together.
Smaug:"All in a day's work."
Tohru:"You still have chores."
Smaug:"Damn."
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(A quick question for you guys. Is there anyone you guys want me to add to the story. For Smaug's harem or just have them around in general. I'll take any suggestions and I may add them.)
04-12-2022
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