Fact 1: Baxtor didn't summon Sam because of their knowledge about the game, rather they summoned Sam because as a child they watched the movie Alien and was traumatized. Because of this trauma, Baxtor figured that Sam's reaction to seeing any of the wire leviathan's children would be to immediately attempt to kill them.

Fact 2: The shadow snake in the Sam's Nightmare arc is actually incredibly racist. 'How are you feeling' is a slur in their language.

Fact 3: Corrupted kolanbs produce milk that immediately ferments into cheese seconds after touching the air. Corrupted kolanb cheese enthusiasts are like the foot fetishists of the cheese world.

Fact 4: There are many reports of daars "speaking" during mating contests over female daar. A Frequently reported phrase is 'nothing personal, kid'. These are hallucinations caused by pheromones released in the air by the daar during mating season. Daar cannot speak. Anyone who tells you daar can speak are lying.

Fact 5: Harvick is actually the bastard of a noble and has a half sister. This fact will never come up in the story.

Fact 6: Wofrren Wan Welshfield once secretly ate straight up dog food and enjoyed the experience. This fact will never come up in the story

Fact 7: Xeno'gorath the dark flaming pillar of darkness(kyle) is actually infected with a similar strain of virus that Lavalivarus is, albeit a far weaker version which is why he has good affinity with all elements of magic. This fact will never come up in the story

Fact 8: Bram is the only capture target that tops Sky. The rest are bottoms. This fact would come up in the game if it was an eroge, which it isn't.

Fact 9: Alford likes large breasts. This fact will come up in the story.

Fact 10: Lavalivarus secretly thinks magic and bows are for wimps, but he knows he'd lose the inevitable argument if he brought it up, so he just keeps his mouth shut.

Fact 11: Bernadette would've married Cornelius if Alford ever died.

Fact 12: Cornelius had the nickname 'shepard of the shuck' in his hometown.

Fact 13: There are 14 facts.

Fact 14: Jdqdjdsd rsgkk ohqrgrsr

Now on to the not safe for work part...

Sam puts one last checkmark at the bottom of the form.

"I'm sorry Shuria, but I've never seen a wood working shop fail a routine safety inspection so poorly. The dust collection system seems to have been broken down for at least 9 months, the electric saws have zero safety measures to prevent loss of appendages, and half of the floor boards have been eaten by termites.  I'm shutting this place down."

"No , wait! C-can you overlook us this one time? Please I'll do anything!~"

Shuria leans foward a bit showing off her cleavage to Sam. Alas, she remain unmoved.

"Mi'ara please take this form and put it in the binder on the top shelf."

Mi'ara acting as Sam's secretary quickly responds 

"Yes Ma'am!"

She takes the form and quickly slithers back to their office across the street. Once in their record storage room, Mi'ara finds she can't reach the top shelf unassisted. To solve this problem she rolls over an office chair and climbs atop it,

*CRASH!*

Only to fall off it. Remember to practice work safety kids.