A dark room, where the lights are turned off and the windows are curtained.

On a sofa lied a girl with golden hair.

‘Ringtone’

“Moshi-moshi. … Seriously…? Yes. Of course. … Yes. … They are falling? And…? … I said buy, then keep buying. … Are you questioning my words? … Yes, the contract was signed. They are yet to make the press-release. … Yes. Don’t distract me with this c*. I hired you to solve this in my stead! If you wish to keep your job, then start actually working. … Yes. Bye.

Idiots…”

The girl sat and started buttoning her shirt.

‘It’s almost the time…’

---

I sat in the armchair and drank lemonade.

'Knock-knock'

“My Queen.” One minute faster, good.

“Come in~♪☆!”

“My Queen, everything is ready. What should I do?” This child radiated obedience. I might’ve broken her too much.

“Good~♪☆. Yukichi, organize the ones who come♪☆. I will be calling them one by one♪☆. There will be only 5 volunteers♪☆.”

For now, I turned the lights off.

The first to enter was a boy.

“Sit down♪☆." I showed him to the armchair on the opposite side of the coffee table.

“Hi.”

“Hi~♪☆. Would you mind answering a couple of questions~♪☆?”

“What will I be doing in your club?”

“Everything will be answered at the gathering after I hear out all of the candidates~♪☆.”

He prepared to listen.

“So, do you like broccoli♪☆?”

“Wh…?!”

“Now, now~♪☆! Answer♪☆.”

“I… like it.” Hesitation and lie…

“Have you danced with a girl before♪☆?”

“Yes.” Truth.

“What is the name of an octopus I found yesterday♪☆?”

“Wh…?!!!

No idea! How would I even have an idea?!” I see…

“Thank you~♪☆! You can go~♪☆.

Next!”

---

The next boy was sat and prepared.

“Now, what will you do if you are attacked by a ninja garlic♪☆?”

“I’ll fight back with coconut grenades!” I see…

“Then, you are followed by a stalker. You find yourself tracked into a dead-end and the stalker is behind you♪☆. Your actions♪☆?”

“I’ll tell her that I like her too~!”

“And… Have you drank cow milk♪☆?”

“Yes. Have you drank goat milk?”

“I did, it has nice taste~♪☆. Thanks~♪☆.”

“Thanks for the nice company~. Any more questions?”

“No, you can go~♪☆.”

After two more people answered inept questions, I finally called for the last planned person.

“Heya~! How ‘s it going?” Black-haired girl with twin tails entered and dropped into the armchair.

“If I remember correctly, you are Yukichi’s friend~♪☆.”

“I am~! Wow~ comfy~!” (T)

“Just informing, it is me who decides if you’re accepted♪☆. Clear?”

“Yes.” She straightened her back.

“Good♪☆. Let’s start~♪☆?”

After she nodded I decided to probe her. She is unsuitable for me and will not be obedient.

My goal can be described as declining her candidature without attracting unnecessary attention.

“So, do you love Yukichi~♪☆?”

“She is my dear friend~. How ‘bout you?” I smiled. She might be stupid, but I recognize her attempts.

“Then, have you jumped with an umbrella from a roof♪☆?”

“Are you stupid…?” (T)

“Khm… Which color you like more♪☆? Black or brown♪☆?”

“I… Which of them you like?” (T)

“Good try but please answer♪☆.”

“B… Black.” She lied.

I smiled.

“That’s all then♪☆. Bye-bye~♪☆.”

“Did I pass?” (T)

“It would be unfair to tell it immediately, would it♪☆?”

---

I sighed.

There were too few people to feel good. Of course, I was here for less than a week and the tempo will increase. I feel like for now I will have to rely on Yukichi.

“My Queen?” She looked at me with puppy eyes.

“I am so tired~♪☆. Yukichi, massage my stiff shoulders♪☆.”

She compensates the lack of experience with her fervor but I would have to find her massage courses. Otherwise she will keep failing.

---

‘Click’

I closed the door and headed downstairs.

“Oh! Himeoka-sama, good evening.” The director walked into me at the worst time.

“Ara, ara, ara, I was searching for you~♪☆☆☆!” He trembled even more.

“I-I-I h-have t-to g-go…” He creeped by the wall. I let him go, but tomorrow…

‘Good that she stopped bothering me.’ Came from behind my back.

“I am not gone yet.” The director ran behind the corner. Yet he signed himself a lot of problems.

I approached the school gates. Ten seconds later the car parked near me.

“One moment, Himeoka-sama.”

“Hideo, why are you arriving late?” I asked while I was having a seat.

“The police stopped me. It won’t happen again…”

The driver closed the door and returned to his seat.

Soon I arrived home.

‘Time to start working…’