Chapter 299 — Okay, So What The F*ck
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Okay, So What The Fuck

 

 

 

Meanwhile, the announcer finally began to close the show with a few sudden but still really shocking matters relating to the first ever Global Tournament!

"Now, let's talk about how the first Global Tournament of Rising Essence will be working for all players... first of all, all players participating in it will have their stats limited to a very fair amount with only a few notorious changes depending on the class of the players, not their playstyle but just their classes. Second, items won't matter, and only the set Physical and Magical damage that will be told next. And third, this will all be working in all the 3 segments for the first ever Global Tournament of Rising Essence, which will be transmitted to all of New Earth both inside and outside Main Kingdom. There will be large screens portrayed by magic in Main Kingdom; while New Earth viewers will instead have the typical features of a live streaming."

"Finally, before this is all over and I have to bid farewell to you all... until a few months later on, ahem. The date of the first ever Global Tournament of Rising Essence, that will be held 2 weeks before the birthday of itself! Exactly 14 days before it starts, the Global Tournament to first see light will start, and with the vast majority of groups and players going through eliminations, as there isn't a requirement for participation since the stats of all participants will be set and or limited at a certain amount. It is calculated that the time needed before the 64 best 1v1, Team vs Team and Association vs Association are decided on the eliminations will be that of 5 or 6 days. As such, the reward to allow a player in the 1v1 Global Tournament would not be affected whatsoever and will be able to enjoy it fully and without misgivings showing up out of nowhere."

The middle-aged man announcer nodded, somewhat tiredly once, and then raised his hand up in the air above his head level before starting to bidding farewell, his eyes looked directly at the camera as it moved away from him showing off more of that darkened room that the announcer was in as he said. "Well then, that will be it. Thank you everyone for listening to this oldy, the Crestfallen Industry will be happy to see many people showing off their skills and capabilities on this tournament, so good luck!"

"Mwah~... Master, I'll go serve the tea, dinner and dessert with the rest. Thank you for your care~." With that Pira brought with her the other drunken maid resting on the right side of his body as she separated her lips from Yun Beishang's, Estel, on the other hand; decided to steal more of his meaty lips for another good while before finally growing guilty of keeping him away from Madam Natalia as she then kissed the tip of her Master's nose before flashing him an overwhelmingly nice small and scurrying away.

"Hm~~," in clearly a good mood, Natalia hummed while feeling and hearing his hear stop slightly right then when Estel kissed his nose and flashed him a smile, not worrying nor getting irritated at all as his free display of affection in public at all. What a good wife. With a little kiss on his nipple, which she didn't really intended to do as she then became slightly dumb, Yun Beishang had a few contained laughs bounce Natalia's head a few times before she then felt his hands cup her head as a voice then reached her ears.

"That... eh, woman from before, do you remember? Well, she's been here for some time already and-"

"She wants to please you, is that it?" Reading his thoughts, not shockingly ah, Natalia cut off his words with the same peacefully resting and getting warmed up face of her with her eyes closed, her voice soft and oh so gentle that Yun Beishang immediately forgot of his words already and only basked on the feeling of her affection; devotion and infatuation.

"Mn~." Responding softly to his queen, Yun Beishang then waited obediently for her response as he himself wasn't even sure of wanting that. But then, Natalia let out an oh so radiant smile as her gentle words reached him and his beastly needs at once, "Oh, okay then. Just not too much, 'those' couples tend to either have tons of sex or not that much at certain intervals of times. They are like most of the Tarn Clan's soldiers and some Specialists' couples, but without the need to feel something to have their feet remaining on earth without losing their mentality; they're just doing it for genuine love. As such, I cannot find you nor her at fault for doing so, besides, who could ever resist my Yun Beishang? Hm hmph!"

Natalia continuously nodded at her own words during her own speech, giving Yun Beishang a soft massage without her knowing really. She then even nuzzled against his left chest, and instead of causing him tickling and numb sensations, he felt his heart overwhelmed in bliss while her words continued on.

"But saying this, that husband of hers doesn't seem to be interested in sex, could it be..." Before her words could be finished being spoken thoroughly, Yun Beishang confirmed her guess; and her intentions were also clearly those of asking her darling what was up with that man since he had such amazing abilities himself. "Mn, he isn't one to like sex nor too much touch. Merely, he is asexual. But the feelings between that woman and him are very pure, not like most adventurous couples or even married couples at that. What do you say, Naty?"

"Eh? Are you becoming their bull? Eh?? That doesn't excite you too much? I haven't even see you go out of the main residential area even!"

Yun Beishang didn't know how to react to that, he wasn't hiding anything nor suppressing himself! He was just in the need of comforting and being at Natalia's side. After all, who wouldn't need so much canoodle and bill and coo? Especially, or rather, specifically; because of that previous day's incidents? Nevertheless, to where Natalia was going, Yun Beishang could already understand her meaning even as she continued to drag on the matter teasingly before finally saying it.

"...As such, I've decided that... Mhm! Go ahead and let them have you as a bu-"

"No, not those words, please. It's not like that..."

"But that sounds so sexy! My man, being so, soooo irresistible. And, and, a- MMMMM... gnh~..." At last, Yun Beishang could no longer tolerate the little devilish woman on his embrace and stole her lips, mouth, teeth, inside of her cheeks and tongue; not letting her even breathe as he instead took in air from his nostrils and passed it to her in a mouth to mouth technique while still eating her out from there at the very same, god damned fucking time.

After a long while, when Yun Beishang sensed that his Natalia was finally over with her teasing amidst her agreement to such an unique event and fully tamed by his body warmth and feelings, she let go of the poor little lamb on his embrace before carrying her over to their bedroom. Delivering the sleepy young woman to the chatty and joyful others on his bed before returning to the Living Room. But, of course, not without giving each tender lips a long smooch including insecure Sash's. As for Xiao Ruo, she was taken before by Cyn as she saw the hungry glints on the 3 kittens to his right before the show started to come down to a close.

For the couple from before, even before they had arrived at the entrance of the Peaceful Rain Villa a few days ago, Yun Beishang had already known their identities with just a quick, insta-check to their car and their belongings. Not that he was a peeper that badly, but he wouldn't be so kind and enter someone's car even if it was someone he knew for just one short meeting, and quite a special 'meeting' at that. As such, the female woman whose charm and youthfulness as well as that genuine trace of purity were really striking, was called Kara, while her husband, the person whose reason why she became so active in sex alone and they weren't having a big problem about that; the quite a responsible and matured young man was Fam. They both met each other at the company they worked at; Fam is 32 years old while Kara is merely 24 years old, about to be 25 years old already.

Kara now had long brown hair but still looked as charming as she did when it was shorter that reached down to her thighs. Nice enough round chest that was all the more clear in Yun Beishang's memory and a well-formed butt with a slender but resistant body build. In other words, good enough to keep up with the thrusting and powerful body of Yun Beishang, should the 'case' even arrive. The husband, Fam, was quite a big shot in the company he worked for, and found out Kara at some point on her first day. Soon after, they got mingled and one thing led to another, or so did the resume from the Black Lotus investigation was about. Yun Beishang didn't know whether he could be used to good height in the Peaceful Rain Corporation, and it wouldn't hurt to give them both a  chance anyways, Yona could train them well to the level and standards that the 'mystical' and mysterious, still private Peaceful Rain Corporation sought after. It wasn't going to be, after all, a Corporation where only the high-end of society is taken in, so it wouldn't be bad to start the trainee segment in the Peaceful Rain Corporation already initiated.

And as Yun Beishang thought of this, the screen of the immensely large TV showed up some text. Even though the announcer and the show in particular had gone off for more than half an hour, there was still some time until the Crestfallen Industry turned the show completely off for some reason. And as of right now, there were the information of the players limited stats and some other miscellaneous stuff that Yun Beishang ignored as he read the changes imposed onto every player of the first ever Global Tournament of Rising Essence.

The following text showed the information like this:

First Global Tournament Regulations.

Each Player will have to adhere by these changes for the competition of the first ever Global Tournament. All players will have 10,000 HP while their resources will remain the same so that the special skills and skills given by skill books won't be meeting repercussions due to the change in statistical numbers.

For Melee and Ranged type of classes for players, you can either choose to select having 500 Physical Power and keep a little 80 for Magical Power; or choose both to have 400 Physical Power and 400 Magical Power,

For Magical type of classes for players, you can either choose to select to have 800 Magical Power and 80 Physical Power or both, and get 400 for Physical Power and 400 for Magical Power.

There will be no defense whatsoever, allowing only Resistance effects of the skills to lower the intake of damage, whatever its type might be.

No Pets nor Mounts will be allowed unless it is a skill, be it from a Summoner or Tamer's branch class doing or an extremely special skill.

Finally, revival skills for the 1v1 competition will be useless, while it will have a limit for 3 times for each player on the Team vs Team and Association vs Association competitions.

And that was it, but as Yun Beishang was finishing reading the contents of these texts in less than an instant, a slender arm reached out to enter his bermudas from the right leg hole and grabbed his Surprised Dragon. Before long, the bermudas leg was pulled up to reveal his Awakening Dragon, a skillful mouth was eating in and out the mouth as she made it tremble with hose well-elaborated frictions while a dazed Yun Beishang slowly woke up to look at the left profile side of Kara going down on him.

'Why not, ah.' Though Yun Beishang as he relaxed his muscles and allowed Kara to work her 'magic' on his slightly still tense body. Before long, his lower abdomen started tightening visibly as his lower body trembled and trembled. Kara then made several almost inaudible 'gulping' sounds before taking Yun Beishang out of her mouth and turning her head to look at him, the right side of her face resting on his veiny, thicker than possible and imaginable but not-really-long member that was still pulsating from delivering a bit more of Yun Beishang's 'essence' to the world as it smeared on Kara's face. As if not noticing the high lewdness that she was presenting to Yun Beishang, she merely smiled naturally and spoke out.

"Heh, Yun Beishang, nice to meet you. I finally know your name! Isn't that right? Hehe, well. This was my greeting, a maid just went over to my bedroom and told me the news directly from Miss Natalia's mouth, I'm glad! Chuchuchu..." Amidst her words, the expression on her face suddenly changed as if she couldn't tolerate something any fucking more and began licking and kissing all over Yun Beishang's member. Once she had her fill, cleaned his body completely up and even her own face and neck and ears and then rested on his now fully erected, towering and Mighty Dragon; she continued. "Oh, don't worry of 'weird' stuff. My hubby is like a stone and he only touches me every now and then, I swear! And though I'm his little slut, I also want to be your whore. D-don't get it wrong, Fam has my heart for my whole life, ah... anyways, Miss Natalia told me that I shouldn't worry about those things, but ah... well, you see; they happened before so I was just making sure-"

At last, Yun Beishang softly shook his head a little while more or less rolling his eyes at her as he moved his right arm to hold her nape and force her on his member, successfully shutting her up and getting more sensations from his lower body; ah~ life is good.

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Inside the 'game' world of Rising Essence.

 

It was the 11th month and 5th day ever since the release of the game that was slightly changing the world, mostly in actuality because of the fact that it had almost 11 billion people playing it daily of the 15 billion of humans on New Earth. Yun Beishang had gone through something unexplainable that was quite powerful to process, but he wasn't a simple being, and such a crazy train of thought would only induce deep fear into him for a very short amount of time; namely 5 days as it was today the day that he decided to confront Katia. Katia who he now, could talk to, whenever possible.

Yun Beishang was in the game right now, of course; but he was not neither in his White Space, traveling around somewhere or keeping company with his Order Ladies and Maidens. Instead, he was in a world that always had an enormous moon plastered on the sky with one half of such world being nighttime at all times and another; daytime. On this world, there was quite the tall vegetation but it could be so soft and relaxing to touch that it wasn't an irritating factor when laying on the ground on top of it. As for animals... well, 'animals' could actually be very well the correct to name the only 2 beings that do can actually get into such a world.

With his sudden entrance to this world, Katia was merely glancing at the sun on one of the halves of the world, and when Yun Beishang, her not-anymore-'little' husband appeared, she calmly turned her body around at a regular speed to face him just 30 cm away from him.

"Did you know, then?" Yun Beishang asked with his right hand extended outwards at her with his elbow folded and his palm opened and pointing at the sky.

"Yes, do you resent me?" Before Katia could make another movement of her mouth, Yun Beishang had already shook his head, stepped forward and took her waist with the same extended out right arm. With a few nuzzles of his chin against the top of his little wife's head.

"All the contrary, you little fool. I'm so glad."

Katia's eyes blurred with them having already been taken over by a watery image and the softest of glints; as she crumbled onto his embrace, his chest. With her little hands from her not-that-petite body lifted to embrace back the lower left and right sides of his back, she felt the back of her head be tremblingly and caringly held by a hand ever so warm that she could sleep for ever in continuity.

"You have no idea; well, perhaps and perhaps not. But, of the weight in which I felt whenever I saw Tonkia. Irllytia. Tornyllia and now even Ruo Paodan. In fact, my little wife, I want you to come when I go back to the Novice Village in which we met, and marry Tonkia. Because I won't only be doing so for her and Irllytia, Tornyllia and Ruo Paodan... but also you. Without you, now I understand, I wouldn't become what I am now. So. Listen. Listen and just listen to me, okay?"

"Sniffsniff-ah, WAAH! Yes, yes... mou, how can you make me feel so weak?" Katia cried out loud harshly but was then stopped by none other than herself as she never felt herself going crazy like this even when she was still 'alive', yet her husband's words shocked her silly that she only knew how to reciprocate his hug with hearing his beating heart while resting the left side of her face and her left ear on his lower chest.

"Don't be a tsun tsun, I like my women how they are. You can try and retrain your crying moans but, you won't be able when I push you onto the ground again, you hear me?"

"Waaaahaaaa-sh-sh-shut up! Don't you see you are being quite obstinate right now?"

"What? No I'm not!"

"...Just hug me, then." Katia gave up, for as she herself didn't understood how she could suddenly become unreasonable when it didn't came to killing and killing more bastardly fuckers just like back then, and so, she threw her arms to his torso and leaned completely on him for a good damn while. Only after so much time passed, did Yun Beishang slowly woke her up with her eyelashes serenely fluttering before sparkly looking back at him, the alternating abyss-black and swamp-green air hair colors with her female layer hair over the right side of her face. And with those unmistakably immortal, godly eyes of a translucent-sparkling beautiful greeny-azure abyss-like darkness eyes. Though they were shining stronger than an entire universe of stars, they were also as profound and as fearful as an abyss itself, but the greeny-azure color of her eyes was the most enchanting, striking, impactful, natural and contrasting of her eyes; and it made Yun Beishang want to fall deep into them forever.

Separating their bodies but remaining sticking to each other with only their collarbones being separated, and only 20cm at that, Yun Beishang spoke his thoughts and thumping heart out without restraint.

"Katy, I need you to tell me now, just what in the fucking hell is going on?"

 

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