“Fuck that……….. was gory, i don’t remember………… there being a gore tag, dammit, i got Scammed!” shouted Konna as he gasped for air seconds after puking from the sight

 

Vincent sat upon the grass of the forest with absolute fear and anxiety as the being who killed the goddess stood and smiled as they left, he felt as if IT could just appear and kill them with mere seconds

 

Hikaru laughed and said “That was pretty horrific for you guys huh? You’re pretty lucky you weren’t in mine world, else you would have had seen worse than now”

 

Konna asked “Why aren’t you guys even to the slightest bit, not feel even the slightest remorse or maybe Anything!”

 

Chirpen told in a calmed voice “No use giving the dead more pity or remorse, they’re already dead anyways, it’s just going to hold you back.”

 

Konna spoke in a louder voice “YOU'RE ALL PSYCOS!”

 

Chirpen spoke once more “No child, we are ones who’ve seen worse than you-” but he was cut

 

Stolaris “The dead’s got no use for your pity you dumb fuck, besides everyone would hate getting pitied by someone lower than them.”

 

Konna “YOU-”

 

Vincent spoke in an annoyed manner yet calm tone “Shut”

 

Konna asked in a confused tone “But”

“Shut up already, what do you want Us to do huh? Make a grave for her? Were already fucked enough as it is so stop being such a whiny man.”

 

“Fine” answered Konna

 

カイル中村 snarkly said “Finally, some silence from the retards”

 

He then proceeded to get hit by Xurek and Hidenorin out of anger from being called a retard

 

The eight took a few hours before they finally composed themselves  before trying to figure out where they got sent to but seconds before they can even start, they started a fire first, as Chirpen was originally a marine, he also knew how to make smokeless fires as it was quite essential for survival

 

Hidenorin, curious of what Chirpen was doing, approached him and asked “might i ask what you are doing and using?”

 

Chirpen answered “I’m making smokeless fire and I’m using this lighter”

 

“I do not know what you are talking about but i take it that it isn’t gonna kill us, yes?”

 

“It won’t so don’t worry, also can you help the others warm up?”

 

“Sure”

 

Rain had started falling and as they weren’t in a favourable situation, they decided to make a small shelter for themselves underground, the dug upon the soil and slowly made it’s shape before sleeping

 

None of them could eat so all 3 were starved: Vincent, Konna, カイル中村

 

The other 5 were used to such for they were often outside

 

“AAAARGH”

 

They all were taken by surprise and immediately looked where the shout came from

 

カイル中村 Exclaimed “Phew, That was a good stretch!” 

 

“I couldn’t sleep” said kanna

 

 Vincent told Kanna “Well my whole body hurts and i still didn’t even managed to get even 4 hours of sleep so shut up” 

 

“Lies, you slept better than my grandpa even when he’s already 12 feet under” said Xurek

“Oh”

 

“Enough of your xran ghackring, we need food” spoke Hidenorin

 

“I don’t know what exactly you just said but chill bro, we’re in a forest” said Stolaris

 

“Exactly, we are in a forest with no water sources, no FOOD sources, Nothing”

 

“Fair point”

 

“Shouldn’t we look for a town?” asked Vincent

 

“You are quite suicidal seeing as to how you want US to search for a town in the middle of a ghinqung forest” said Hidenorin

 

“Gin what?” asked Vincent

 

“It’s probably a curse word” said Stolaris        “oh”

 

“So how are we gonna get out of here?” said Vincent

 

[greetings! I am the hero helper!] [here’s a boot knife and some cans of pork and beans, have fuuuuuuun!]

 

“Welp, food and a boot knife, what are we supposed to do with this?”

"ooh, pork and beans!" said Konna

 

[Survive of course!]

Hikaru :”What”

 

 

 

 

Context: retard from Xureks perspective: Someone with a tiny cock and from Hidenorin’s, it means a man who married a man

 

 

 

 

 

Stein: how fucking dare you try and escape again

 

“The Author”: today shall be your death o master of mine

 

Stein: Try me bitch