"HuwaAm!!!"

I stretch myself after I walk up, the sun brightly shown on the window illuminating my plain yet relaxing room of mine, I let go of myself onto the bed and covered the red hair with a blanket.

Then I sighed...

"Jesus Christ..."

I shake my head and look at the time, it was 5 am and I have still time to make breakfast for us, those two crows are no use that they can burn the kitchen into a blazing inferno.

I walk towards the kitchen and cook some natural food every breakfast, but since we have cold rice, I made fried rice and sunny-side-up and bacon...

After that, I eat alone and go to that place.

I look at the gigantic gate with a dragon carved on it.

There, entered and practice the noble phantasm that the bastard god give to me.

*

After practicing, I stared at the sky which was the sun now rising.

"Fucking hell... Old man's Noble phantasm is overpowered, I'm afraid II shouldn't be careless using it..."

It could wipe out a whole place or maybe a city...

I don't know the range of my attack...

"Still, after using it, I guess my body is not tough enough to take care of it."

Despite being able to do it, My body is weak enough to use it many times, I feel like thousands of blades in my body and slowly shattering as well as my body and soul, it also feels like I was burning inside.

"I could only do it once, if I do it twice bye bye world..."

That's why Yato or my sander is like a downgraded version of Muramasa's Noble Phantasm.

"Haa... I should become stronger, Yato is not strong enough to fight every people here in this world, and I also lack experience too, despite my battle prowess on my body, my mentality didn't..."

With that thought in mind, I accept the call.

My eyes turn stars as it's been a long time since a person calls me.

" Hello! Thank you for calling!

Fast, affordable, and reliable!

Delivery god Yato, at your service!"

After knowing what the callers want, I smile and pumped my fist.

"Yes! I got a job to do! I must go!"

With that, since I now know where the caller is, I instantly teleport with my common clothes, the tracksuit, and a white bandana on my neck.

The caller just wants me to take care of a child for three hours, and I have time before going to school so it is no problem.

3 hours later.

"what's with that child?!"

The child is hyper! How can it even lift a dumbell and began spinning and laughing!?

That child is still one year old!!! And what's with that green mask!?

Their dog too!!! Did I go to a home where a cartoonish character was suddenly born?!

Thankfully, the father still give me 25 cents, he was even crying and thanking me so much because he finally have time to rest.

Poor guy...

I quickly teleported to my mansion and change clothes.

I look at the two crows who are now playing not knowing I was already here.

Rias and Asia are no longer here and I a bit tad late.

So, without further ado, I suit myself and teleport to Kuoh, to the tree where me and Koneko always staying.

But she was not there, I look around and I really could not see the cute white cat.

So, I instead head towards my class.

But I am still not far away when I see the two perverted idiots with a telescope.

They were smiling like a pervert whose dream was about to come true.

So, I followed them and notice that a lot of students is also rushing their movements.

"Hmm... Wait, is it what it is?"

That tennis fight that gathered a lot of students, where girls cheered for presi-chan and boys at akeno and each side did not win instead was a draw?

That might be it, I don't want to go but Neko chan would be also there together with bro Kiba.

It did not take long for me to reach the destination and I could hear the cheers of every student.

Then I heard a perverted familiar voice.

"Sure, I want the president to win, but I could stay here forever..."

"...and just watch them, huh?"

"Yeah...geh... Hey, you guys!!!"

Ah

The trio is together now, now then where is Koneko?

Koneko, koneko, that blonde bro... Where are they... Ah, there they are!

I look at the two not realizing I was now at their back, Kiba's hand is at his back, and following the ball, the same goes for koneko with her usual expression.

"All of a sudden, the gallery is a lot bigger, huh?"

After Kiba finishes his speech the cheers of girls and the voice loudly cheers at their Idolize girls.

"Kyaaahh!!! Go, president!"

"Oh! akeno!!!"

" They can't use magic like this."

Softly said Koneko, that's when I interrupt them, I put my arm on Kiba's shoulder and I pat Koneko on the head.

"No, no, no, you are wrong koneko chan."

"...Yato Kun? When did you get here?"

"The moment you started to speak, you look surprised, I wonder why koneko chan didn't?"

Of course, Koneko won't admit it, and with her usual expression, I do-

"I already smell your scent."

...

"O-oh..."

For some reason, I blush at her reply.

"Ku hum, you guys, who do you think would win?"

"That would be our president."

Said Kiba while Koneko chan nodded agreeing with his answer.

"You too, koneko chan?"

"En, Are you?"

"Fuhehehe, how about a bet?"

"Bet?"

"What would that be Yato kun?"

"Then, if Rias chan and akeno chan won, I will do anything you would like me to do."

"And if you won?"

"Kiba, I want you to wear a maid outfit and kabedon Issei with it."

"E-eh?"

"And Koneko chaannn~ if I won, I want a kiss! That is if the battle is a draw!"

Koneko chan blushes, they hesitated at first but then agree with my condition on the bet.

"Fuehhehehehe... You guys lost."

"We ar-"

Koneko did not finish her words when presi-chan uses magic.

"Take this! Sitri-style spin serve!"

Honestly, I saw this in the anime but, Presi chan, what's with that body posture?!

It was weird!

"Wishful thinking!

Take this? Gremory-style counter! Ah."

Rias chan was not able to counter it as Presi chan uses magic.

"Ha Ha Ha!  That's my president for you!"

I suddenly heard Saji's voice and there, I saw him...

"....they are using magic anyway."

"This could become a bit heated."

"And my road to fulfillment is coming!"

In the end, after the battle, it was a draw.

We went back to the occult club with Kiba bowing his head at the coming embarrassment, and Koneko who won't look at me while carrying the two broken tennis rackets.

As she sat on the sofa, I give the maid outfit to Kiba.

"In the end, no one wins, neither side ended up winning the match so... It was a draw."

"Team compe-"

Issei did not finish his word as soon as his eyes got a glimpse of Kiba.

"W-what the hell are you wearing!!!"

Kiba with his head low, head towards Issei and slams his palm on the sofa right beside Issei cornering him.

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!!"

"HOY!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!"

Issei pales at the sudden action of Kiba that was given to him, Asia was confused and doesn't know what to do.

"Issei san... Please endure for a bit, I was merely doing what Yato Kun ordered..."

"Y-yato!!!"

However, Issei saw me rolling on the floor laughing and not minding his shout.

I then stop and look at Koneko chan who was bowing her head.

I then walk towards her and whispered.

"I will wait for the kiss~"

Koneko chan quickly uppercut me making me fly and crash into the door.

As my body hit the door, I fell to the ground and momentarily thought of my fake endurance...

At the same time, the door opened.

"We deci-....huh?"

Akeno blushed at the scene as she lay her palm on her cheek and Rias was stunned.

Kiba who was wearing a made outfit was looking at them with blushed face while his hand is on the sofa next to Issei's head, while the said person is pale and felt disgusted and don't know what to do.

Asia in her state of confusement just fell on the floor due to her weaken knees at the sudden pressure(?)

While Koneko chan with her fist clenching, she was looking down with blushes all over her face.

While me, in front of the two with my buttocks completely and confidently standing in front of them...

"H-huh?"