They both awoke as the ground shook at immense strength, it was as if an entire army was about to appear off the ground, but it was something neither of them could ever think of.

 

“Why do I feel like your lore from reddit is getting more realistic by the day?” Asked Stein as he looked upon the metallic yet absurd being with an enormous size. Yet it seemed as if it was unable to move.

 

“Maybe the first thing we should do is ready up and run” Spoke Myst

 

“Yeah, we probably should” 

 

Just when they began packing up a military car pulled up and the driver shouted    

 

“Just get the essentials! That shit’s movin!”

 

“It is?!” asked Myst

 

“Fuck no dumbass, just do it quicker, i don’t got time for your ass so quicken up already” exclaimed the driver

 

“Done”  

 

“Yep, i am too”

 

The three drive off but seconds later, the metallic being moved a mere step yet it obliterated everything in about a hundred meters or so with such a massive shockwave that it nearly tipped over the military vehicle.

 

“Shit” “Holy fuck” “ARGH My ASS”

 

And after a while they finally reach the base and get ordered to prepare as a horde was coming, a horde that far suprassess millions 

 

“Gimme a minute, my ass still hurts” said Stein in a pained tone

 

“Understood” shouted the other two

 

And in just mere hours, the horde arrived, many flew over the land and prepared to drop explosives upon them and even more trampled the grounds with fire of unending upon themselves.

“HOLD YOUR FIRE” Shouted the General Krieg

 

“FIRE”

 

And the battle ensued, the soldiers didn’t care about ammunition and shot out all of it in just below half an hour and when all the ammunition had been emptied, they prepared themselves for The nearing enemies with their own weapons and equipment whilst the other soldiers picked up and take the ammunitions to their base

 

The demons broke upon their gate and the soldiers fought upon their last breath and when ammunition had finally arrived, more than half of the bases soldiers and equipment were destroyed.

 

“Shit, my brick on a rope broke” Stein proudly presenting his broken tool

 

“Well so did mine!” exclaimed Myst

 

The both had survived yet another swarm and both had finally had enough but instead of quitting, they both decided the only way to get revenge on the dead bodies of their enemies were to atleast make their body lose something important, so they ate all the yellow spheres on their abdomens and a simple yet odd light came out of their body.

 

“Ayo, i think we just obtained a skill” said Stein

 

“I know right? Let’s find out what we got” Myst proudly says

 

“How?” asked Stein in a confused tone

 

Myst just shrugs and says “I don’t know, let’s just try and maybe some shit happens” 

 

Stein just accepts it and tries to do some budget magic “ey, Ey, EY, look! I- I can make that rock float!”

 

“Bro that’s a pebble” Myst cackles to himself

 

“Shut up” Stein grumpily said before exclaiming

“I have no clue how I’m supposed to use this but maybe i can become an earth bender”

 

“Lmao, The only thing you’ll be bending is that fucking pebble!”

 

“Anyways, check mine out” Myst says with delight

 

“Mine just makes this weird thing……. Oh it can be used as a whip huh……. Well this function will be useful for some fun time!” exclaims Myst

 

Stein laughs and says “Yeah right, you’re more bitchless than i am” 

 

“Oh You Motherfucker”

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Myst (not the char. The editor)-  Hello there! Dunno what to say but… Rat poison is a good solution for stomach aches! (this is a joke)

 

Stein(author):- I have migraines and it most definitely isn’t fun