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Guess who lived?  ME

Anyway, this really took a toll on my braincells that I have left, if I have any.

Oh well, enjoy I guess?

 

Bruh~~~~~

*POV-Pride*

After having dinner with the whole family. Which was absolutely delicious, but still couldn’t compare to the dishes you could get at the palace. I went to sleep.

When I woke up the next day, the sun hasn’t risen yet, and I knew this was the perfect time to get moving if I wanted to avoid confronting demon foxes.

I thanked the people who had let me stay here and started my journey towards Valentine.

After travelling for a couple hours, I decided to rest, so I wandered off the road for a pretty long distance and made a fire.

“Time to get some food.”

I opened my space bag and took out some ingredients to cook with.

“I really hope this turns out well.”

After 10 minutes of thinking what I should do with my ingredients, I decided to make a simple soup. So I started cooking.

“There’s no way I can mess this up.”

Boy was I wrong.

“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA” I started to scream like the little girl I am after being splashed with hot water.

I messed this ‘simple’ soup so bad that it caught on fire and I was jumping around trying to extinguish it. The gravest mistake was when I poured water on it. The flames that were already high, went even higher than previously.

“WHAT THE FUCK?!”

That was when I remembered the palace chef explaining something to others when I was spying on them.

“If what you were making caught on fire, don’t try to extinguish it with water. It will only keep going even higher. Instead cover it with something wet and throw it outside where you can then deal with it, just don’t start a forest fire.”

Others were nodding their heads as if they understood everything.

‘How can your food catch on fire when you are cooking?’

‘Now I understand how your cooking can catch on fire easily.’

So instead of trying to cook something for myself, I made a sandwich.

After I ate, I decided to keep going. Once I destroyed the fire and concealed my traces, I went back to the main road, where in the distance I could see a forest that’s going to be my next stop.

“So that’s where the demon foxes are said to be hunting. Let’s hope I can find Envy there and not inside some dungeon where she was tortured.”

Author’s words

That’s kinda foreshadowing from his POV.

That’s kinda foreshadowing from his POV.

When I approached the forest, I looked at the tall trees with amazement in my eyes.

“Wow, they really are tall…” The quiet forest carried my words in the soft wind.

“Let’s see.” I took out a map where I made notes of everything I needed.

“Hot damn, this forest is pretty big. Hmm… Around 20 Km thicc, wow. That’s half of my journey and I’m expecting to see five more villages? Don’t tell me it’s my math skills at it again. How the fuck could I count the wrong number of villages?” Leaving the math problem for later, I entered the forest and started walking down the very obvious road that was made for commerce reasons.

“What have I got to lose?”

“Everything you have in possession!” I heard voices behind me.

When I turned around, I saw four humans with weapons out.

‘Bandits?’

“What should I do? Fight or run?” I mumbled.

“You are going to die!”

‘Oh shit, did I say that out loud?’

“Anyway, you guys can kiss your asses goodbye.”

I crossed my fingers and spoke.

“My personal retainers, COME HERE YOU SLACKERS.” I summoned the same spirits that were in my JOTARO FORMATION, I just yell a different name each time because I’m bored.

“Say goodbye to your asses.”

‘Just slice their asses off how you like.’ I sent an order to the spirits. Boi, did they go to work with this order.

Everyone used their preferred methods to do that. But my snakey boi stood out the most. He turned himself bigger and swallowed the whole bandit, after that he shrunk back to normal and slithered onto my shoulder as if he was expecting to be praised.

“Uhh… Yeah. Good work.”

When the bandits were scared away, I went further into the forest.

“Can we find her?”

Author’s comment

“No” this is not meant to be taken seriously