"No no no, I mean what's with all these bodies?" (Lucy)

"Kage Bunshin no Jutsu."

"..." (Lucy)

"*Gasp for air* So this is how it feels to have a body all to yourself."

"Eh?" (Lucy)

"Hmph~ *Smug face*"

"Huh?" (Lucy)

"It is the case that Auda usually takes over control of our body, but this is different, you'll have a body all for yourself, and you and only you are directly controling it."

"Oh, right."

"Hah?" (Lucy)

"Fufufufufufufufufufu... Do yo-"

"Oh no you don't."

"Alright what the f-" (Lucy)

"Я, но к счастью, не один.

Попал в твою зависимость коварную.

Ты как наркотик, ты как никотин.

Влюбился я в тебя, в дивчину гарную.

Как будто сон кошмарный снится мне но не могу найти я пробуждения.

И я молю, чтоб кто-нибудь другой в твоё попал бы поле зреня.

Я на тебе никогда не женюсь.

Я лучше съем перел загсом свой паспорт.

Я улечу, убегу, испарюсь.

Но на тебе ни за что не женюсь.

Хочу г жить подальше от тебя.

В пустыне Гоби или Антарктиде.

Терпеть лишенья, мёрзнуть, голодать.

Но лишь невестою своей тебя не видеть, Но лишь невестою своей тебя не видеть.

*Hums second drop*"¹DJ Koko remix, not the original.

"Well, allow me to introduce my other consciousnesses:

Overanalyzing, Accenta."

"Hello is a salutation or greeting in the English language. It is first attested in writing from 1826."

"Auto Pilot, Auda."

"Hello."

"Gore Thirsty Maniac, Homicid."

"I like brain matter with intestine on top."

"Chaos Stahper, Kirin."

"Pleased to make you acquainted."

"Second Inner Lust Demon, Lilith."

*Grabs Lucy's chin* "You wanna *BEEEEP* *BEEEEP* *I don't have a sexual content warning*, babe?"

"Wah? Who's the first one then?" (Lucy)

"..."

"..." (Lucy)

"..."

"We don't talk about him around these parts."

"Bu-" (Lucy)

"*Franticly*N-No means no!"

"...Ok?" (Lucy)

"Random Thoughts, Temere."

"What's your Magica named?"

"Why'd you ask?" (Lucy's contracted Magica)

Stop it Temere.

But it's what on our mind th-

[Stahp]

...

"Alright, Homicid, how's interrogation going?"

"Veeery good~"

(Homicid's POV)

Hehehehehehehehehehehe~

*Scream*

C'mon, spit it out~

Okay! Okay! You killed everyone in my family, you happy?

Good~ Now enjoy the purgatory~

NOOOOOOO!

"Alright, Homicid, how's interrogation going?"

"Veeery good~"

(Lily's POV)

"Alright then, keep your secrets."

"*Cough*, I mean the tortu- err... interrogation went very well. He said his whole family was wiped out."

"Great, no more Bobs to worry about. Now what to do with Type 2? I'm worried about her sanity." (Lucy)

"That might be my fault."

"I know, but what to do?" (Lucy)

"Nothing can be done unless you want to remove her true personality."

"Wait what? What about me narrating to mind readers?" (Lucy)

"Ah... Accenta?"

"It's our influence, so we can revert that."

"Okay. [Back to how you were] then"

"Ahhhh... It feels so refreshing not having to talk to imaginary perverts." (Lucy)

"..."

Spoiler: they aren't.

Well anyways, now that you know who Bobby is, I must remove yo-

[Stahp]

Thanks, Kirin.

You know why I didn't want to talk around Bobby now, mystery solved.

*Distance murmuring*

Huh?

Some students are gathering and the press is here.

"""""""Thirty sixth stratagem: FLEE!"""""""

"Wha?" (Type 2)

"You guys deal with the press. We're heading home."

""""""Bye!!!""""""

""HEY!"" (Lucy and Type 2)

*Barrier dispels*

.oO-End Arc 1-Oo.