|Haa~ it's been a while but no sign of him yet. What could've probably went wrong?|

<Oh I don't know, maybe the constant Riggie roll?>

|Koff-|

"Hey, what are you doing talking to yourself over here?" (Layla)

|I- abababa!|

"The fu-" (Layla)

"*Cough* I mean... just looking at the school yard."

"*Sigh* It's almost the exam, just a few more days." (Layla)

"Yeah, I sure hope that there will be no dragon Monster named Bobs Bobby II atta-"

"ROOOAAAR!!!" (Bobby II)

"..." (Layla)

"..."

"Bruh." (Layla)

"Bruh indeed."

Evacuation notice is ringing on the speakers.

"Yea let's go to a very secluded place in front of everybody and transform into our Magical Girl form, then walk out of there also in front of everybody and fight the big bad dragon that invaded our school."

"*Cough*" (Layla)

"Welp, let's get going."

.o.

"..."

"..." (Layla)

"..." (Dell)

"You two act surprised later okay, now go kick it's ass."

*CRAAASH!*

Hoo boy.

"Ahem...

It's a beautiful day outside,

evacuation alarm is ringing,

students are running,

on days like these, Monsters like you...

[Should be getting fucked in the ass]"

*SHP*

"Ahi~n!" (Bobby II)

"""...""" (Lily, Lucy and Type 2)

"That actually works?" (Lucy)

"Awawawawa! *Blushes furiously*" (Type 2)

Well at least she's pure in that regard.

Anyways,

"[Stop getting influenced]"

"*Gasp deeply* WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO ME! NOW I CAN'T GET MARRIED!" (Bobby II)

"WELL WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO? KILL YOU IMMEDIATELY? THEN HOW CAN YOU CALL YOUR ENTIRE FUCKING LINAGE FOR ME TO KICK ASS?"

"YOU ARE COURTING DEATH!" (Bobby II)

"NEVER MET THEM!"

"YOU ..." (Bobby II)

"NO U ..."

"..." (Lucy)

"..." (Type 2)

"Shouldn't we be used to it at this point?" (Lucy)

"It's not like we worked with her that much during the last few months." (Type 2)

"it was more than a thousand individual cases of Monsters attack..." (Lucy)

"Oh..." (Type 2)

(Later)

"Haa~ Haa~ I can't believe you guys are such powerful opponents."

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" (Bobby II)

"Hmph." (Bob XV)

"Heh." (Bob I)

"You fucking monologued the entire day, this is tomorrow..."

"""""""""""""""""""...""""""""""""""""""" (The Bobs)

*Sips*

"Ahh~ refreshing." (Lucy)

"Don't we have to be careful?" (Type 2)

"Nah, she got it." (Lucy)

"At least make me a drink." (Type 2)

"Sure." (Lucy)

-_- (The Bobs)

-_- (Lily)

"Well anyways, do you want me to use something that will kill you quickly, or do you want it hurt?"

"I want it hurt." (Bobby II)

ಠ_ಠ (The other Bobs)

ಠ_ಠ (Lily)

"*Cough*" (Bobby II)

*An unhealthy image flashes through everyone's mind*

"*Cough* anyways, anyone else?"

"No." (Bob VI)

"No way." (Bob XV)

"Nope." (Bob I)

"Never." (Bobby I)

"Alright, I'll make it quick, [Esse Negata: Nano]."

It's essentially Esse Negata with very little power.

*Poof*

Oh, so they just poof out of existance.

"Now, for you... [Colonia Penetratio]"

So a bunch of giant d-*I don't have a sexual content warning.* shove into his a-*And I'm not gonna add one.*, then they start vibrating violently while pouring se-*Why? Cuz I can still milk this joke.*.

"Dude stop! You're killing Type 2!" (Lucy)

*Nosebleed fountain while blushing furiously* (Type 2)

"Cover her fucking eyes then, I'm enjoying this." (Bobby II)

*BEEEEP*

So after mind breaking Bobby II *cough* and killing him by rupturing all his organs, I return to the bunker to hide my identity.

*Stare scaredly* (Students)

"What?"

*Points toward blood stains on Lily's face and legs* (Some students)

"O-Oh... [Clean]?"

*Thud*

Ah, someone fainted...