Chapter 10: Who’s up for a genre change?
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As I walk through a city of the United State, I look at that guy, and see he's running away.

'Cause I observe that over on my left, there's a buncha terrorists wavin' their guns around.

But those guns that they're swingin' around carelessly, they be some danger stuffs, you know that with the triangle.

They better watch how they holdin' and where they aimin'.

*Mana explosion*

'Cause that what will happen when the guns are unstable.

I really hate to nag, but there's no other choices:

"Who the fuck, came up with putting mana in the riffles? Fools!"

I'm the one MG that transcended this reality

All my limbs folding back, pretending to be human.

<Are you done?>

Yeah yeah, |Bang| *Reality rips open and a bunch of black tentacles snatch a third of the terrorists into the nth dimension* |Bang| *Black spheres of the ■■■■ expands on the head of another third of the terrorists, removing them from existence* |Bang|.

"Bob... *Looks at disintegrating arm*" (Terrorist 1)

"Seg..." (Terrorist 2)

*Gun hitting the ground*

"N("

*BÔÖØŐOÒÕM*

*BEEEEP*

"Mr. Man. *Looks at the terrorist boss* I don't feel so good. *Stumbles*" (Terrorist 3)

"Are you good?" (Bossu Man)

"I don't know- I don't know what's- What's happening with me? *Stumbles, falls and hold onto Bossu Man* (Terrorist 2)

"Dennis. Dennis!" (Bossu Man)

"Mr. Man I- *Falls down and hits his head* I don't wanna go, I don't wanna go." (Dennis)

"DENNIS! *Crouch down to hold Dennis*" (Bossu Man)

"*Looks Bossu Man in the eyes* I'm sorry. *Turns into dust*" (Dennis)

"NOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooo- *Slowly turns into dust*" (Bossu Man)

"Whew~ that was a work out."

<You didn't even shed a single molecule of water.>

Minor details.

"*Sniff*" (Type 2)

"Oh! What's wrong?"

"You just brutally Infinity Flicked the entire terrorist gang, let them have a emotional goodbye scene, then pretend nothing happened?" (Lucy)

"Welllllll..."

"I MISSED THE ACTION!" (Type 2)

"That."

"... I'm jus-... I'm-... What the fu-" (Lucy)

*Taimu Sukippu*

Hey FSpooder.

<Yeah?>

Are you absolutely sure that your civilization is the only advanced one that we need to worry about?

<Yeah.>

Hey Spooder.

<Yeah?>

What's your real name?

<Yeah.>

Are you paying attention?

<No, my name is literally 'Yeah'.>

What's up with your weird naming sense?

*Unsmooths the Transition*

"*BLERGH* *HOERGHHH* *inhales* Whew, what a shaky ride." (Layla)

"What do you expect from a ∞d entity?"

"It was fun." (Dell)

"Say, is it normal for her eyes and hair to go RGB gamer mode like that?" (Layla)

"Nah, it's that mushroom in your hand."

"This cookie is a mushroom?" (Layla)

"Yeah, projection of a higher dimensional existence and all that jazz."

"Okay. When does it wears off?" (Layla)

"It doesn't."

"Wait what?" (Layla)

|Squints at the Orangestone National Park| "It doesn't."

*Smooth transition*

"... and then they shot my ship, with the guns they copied from the oldest blueprint they got from me! *Wheeze*" (Alien)

*Collective wheeze* (Dell, FSpooder, Ketsu, PSpooder and Trtl)

"Haa~ Sometimes I wonder what the world leaders are even up to anymore."

"<Oh come on, it's funny!>" (FSpooder)

"Wait, why do I even care? |Wheeze while slapping knee|"

"What does a Prásinos like you doing here anyways?" (PSpooder)

"Well those back at home expects me to become some kind of conqueror, but I like communicating more than enslaving out other species, so yeah, I eloped." (Prásinos)

"So no one's gonna care about the blaring alarm of this random military base in the middle of Nivede? Or the constant assault of the troops inside said base?" (Lucy)

"It's fine, I have soundproof on my Solid Energy Membrane." (Prásinos)

"<So, what happened after that?>" (FSpooder)

"Oh right, so the shots..." (Prásinos)

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