Chapter 1: Tax Evasion counts?!
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Chapter 1

 

System start…

 

What the fuck…

 

Welcome to the Reincarnation system

I am the standard operating system given to people reincarnating. I will help make your life easier! The tutorial will now begin…

Your species will be randomly chosen…

Body chosen…

The tutorial will be chosen depending on the moral inclination of the subject…

Tutorial chosen…

The tutorial difficulty will be chosen depending on how many sins were committed in your previous life…

The difficulty level is chosen…

Results:

 

Body

Newt-Lobster hybrid

Tutorial quest

Destroy All Intelligent Life

Difficulty

Ultra-living-Hell Deluxe Edition

What is the living hell is this bullshit?! And why is my difficulty level hell?!

 

Sin count:

Homicide (1058)

Suicide

Theft

Trespassing Private Property

Inhumane Torture

Tax Evasion

 

…FUCK.

 

The tutorial will begin!

The current nervous system is incompatible with the previous nervous system. Synchronization will begin. Please bear with it!

 

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

 

Synchronization 0%-10years left

Pain resistance skill acquired!

Pain resistance leveled up!

Warning! Pain Receptors have burned out!

Regeneration leveled up!

POV CHANGE: Petshop employee

This GMO company keeps sending defective products…* sigh

They said this newt-thing was the only successful amphibian-crustacean hybrid they have, yet they send it to us? They probably checked if people like how it looked and had it rejected…

Poor thing is even hyperventilating, it’ll probably die soon…

Oh? Did it stop moving? Well, I’ll just give it to the Arowana.

 

POV CHANGE: MC

Pain Resistance lv10→Pain Receptor Control

Warning, as you’ve acquired Pain Receptor Control, you will be paralyzed for 5 minutes

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