<World chat>

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[Lrod_Voldemith]: Oh no!

[Albuss]: ???

[Lrod_Voldemith]: I lost the material for my WAND!

[Albuss]: Ooops!!

[Hairy_P]: Hahaha!

[Ron1623]: RIP!

[Hormoine_Ginger]: Holly shit!

[Albuss]: Holy shit indeed!

[Dobby]: Oh my...

[Severed Nape]: 100 years of cultivation!

[Serious_Darkness]: +f

[Kawaii_Bot]: Serious_Darkness has paid their respect <3

[Hairy_P]: +f

[Kawaii_Bot]: Hairy_P has paid their respect <3

[J. K. RowLiing]: +f

[Kawaii_Bot]: J. K. RowLiing has paid their respect <3

[Lrod_Voldemith]: +f

[Kawaii_Bot]: Lrod_Voldemith has paid their respect <3

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<Protip #4: You shouldn't fly to Mordoor.>

 

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I raised my head, looked at Meetty in the eyes.

Then looked down.

Then looked up.

Then looked down.

Then looked up.

Then down again, at the green thingy in front of me.

 “Seriously?”

 

“Eat! Bunny, Eat!” Meetty said.

“You want me to eat this?” I pointed at the thing, looked up.

“Eat! Don’t be shy, it’s delicious!”

Heh?

It’s green you know?

Green means poison you know?

 

“Eat!”

No no no no!

You’re crazy, little girl.

This thing is NOT edible!

 

I then looked up at her again, desperately tried to deliver my encrypted message by blink blink me eyes.

 

But, sadly, she couldn’t understand it.

 

“Riku! The bunny doesn’t want to eat the cabbage!!!” Misty shouted, calling for her friend.

What?

Garbage?

Why the hell do you want me to eat garbage?

Are you insane?

 

And then when her friend came, things went even crazier!

 

“Oh no!” Meetty gasped. “What are we supposed to do?”

What to do?

Just give me some meat, girl!

“Here! Meetty! What about this?”

Riku said, and handled Meetty a weird thing again so she could give it to me.

 

Hmmmmmm...

This is… white?

And round?

Is this a ...?

 

“Eat, bunny, eat this!”

O-ok…

Maybe this is fine ... i guess?

It’s white, then no poison…

I thought so, and slowly approached the thing with caution…

 

Sniff sniff...

 

Oh hell I was wrong!

“NooooOOO!!!” I shouted and kicked the thing away.

 

This is NOT a brain!

You liars!

LIARS!!!

LIARRRRRRRS!!!!!

 

“Oh no! Not the cauliflower!!!”

What??

What flower?

This is NOT a flower!

Flowers are colorful you know?

Arghhh!!!!!

What’s with these two idiots!?

How come there are no fucking human with a normal brain?

 

“No… The bunny won’t eat anything… what do we do?”

What?

Oh for fuck sake! Just give me some real food!

I was a Demon Lord you know?

I’d rather die of starvation than eating shit!

 

“Riku ....” Meetty then looked at Riku with a sad face.

Riku then for unknown reason, poked my belly.

“Ouch! What the hell?”

“Hmmm... maybe…”

Huh?

Maybe what?

“...he is sick?”

What?

No no no no…

 

“Oh no! You’re right! He might be sick!”

No!

I am not sick!

“Let’s take him to the doctor tomorrow!”

No! I refuse!

“Yeah! Let’s visit doctor BIZARRE!”

What?

Doc what?

“Yeah! Doctor BIZARRE is good!”

NOOO!!!

He’s NOT good!!

He has this strange name you know???

And it's all capitalized!

 

“Don’t worry little bunny, doctor BIZARRE is awesome!...”

“NO! I'm telling you! He is not! HE IS NOT! And I will NOT go to any fawking doctor!”

“And he will cure your illness and you will be healthy again!”

Nooooo..!

NooooooOOOOOOO!

 

After that, I screamed and fought with all my might to get away.

But unfortunately, those girls were stronger.

 

Help… someone...

Help me… I seriously cried.

 

In the end, after torturing me with all kind of shit, the two little morons put me inside a cage so I couldn’t run.

 

And when the next day came, I might have face this doctor with the most dangerous sounding name in the Universe.

 

My life was on the line.

And because of that, I had to make a plan.

 

A fucking good plan...

For a great escape~!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Hmmmmmm, can’t find the bunny… where is he hiding?