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“Yes!”

Woooooshhhh!

 

And just like that, i woke up and found myself inside a forest.

 

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I opened my eyes.

Woahhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!

Friends, guess what i see?

Trees!

Trees!!

Trees!!!

And trees!!!!

And you know what was special about those trees?

They were big!

No, Huge!

No, Massive!

Gigantic!

 

That means…

Brrrumbrrumbrrumbrrumbrrummmmm....

Wait for itttttt.....

Brrrumbrrumbrrumbrrumbrrumbrrummmbrummbrrrummmbrrummmmmmm…

 

Tadaaaa!

I’m small now!

 

“Body check!” - I shouted

Arms!

Legs!

Belly!

Head!

Ears!

Nose!

Tail!

 

“Oh my…

“Oh my gawd…”

I screamed, hugged my head with both hands and checked my body parts ten times.

 

"Woaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh"

My body trembled in joy and happiness.

My ears stood up long and straight, couldn’t stop shaking.

And my vision blurred because of the tears in my big round eyes...

 

Yes, I, the Great Demon Lord of the previous world, has achieved the biggest dream of my life!

The dream of becoming normal and weak!

So,

sob sob...

Dear Mom, and dad,

I just want to let you know,

that i did it...

And from the bottom of my heart,

I'm sorry…

for not being a good son...

for leaving our beautiful world behind…

and not living up to your expectations as a Demon Lord..

sob sob...

But please,

Mom, dad…

please understand...

and forgive me,

Because I,

Little Gruraga,

Must live the life that I truly desire…

 

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And that was, my friends, my first reaction in the world of Online, a world full of fun and gore games.