<Protip #3: Beware of the dragon loli who wants to sell you drugs>
“Nooooooo!!!! WateeeeRRRRRR!!!!!
“MMmmm Track-!!! MMMmmmmmm Suitt!!!!”
“WateRRRR!!!!!”
“Tracksuitt!!”
This girl WateR and this guy Tracksuitt were desperate.
And it was heartbreaking watching this couple, so I decided to help them!
“Don’t worry guys!!!! I’m coming!!!!” I screamed, and with the two sticks in my hand, “Quick feet activate!”
Woooshh!
My body felt lighter.
“Chargeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!” I activated my speed boosting skill and dashed at full speed towards the giant frog.
With my incredible speed, I sprinted on the water surface, cut through half of the swamp in the blink of an eye and and closed the distance!
Hup!
Dodged a floating log.
A frog was in the way!
Hip!
Jumped pass it.
And here it was!
<Monster: Giant Frog - Level 20 Beast>
“Heyaaa!!!!!” I kicked the water, launched myself at the frog!
And poked the stick in its belly!
“DIEEEEE!!!!!” My stick sunk half of its length into the frog’s body!
And then…
BEP!
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The giant frog exploded like a balloon.
Blood, guts, undigested food and all kinds of body fluids splashed on my body.
But the most terrifying thing was… SLIMEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
You know that I really hate slimy things, right?
So, AAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!! I screamed.
And with slimes all over my face, I gave up on the frog meat and retreated.
Luckily, I found a pool of clean rain water just happened to be near by and used it to wash my body.
Blood and guts and everything did come off.
But the smell was horrible.
“Urghhhh…” I made a disgusted face.
And completely lost my appetite.
For a whole five minutes!
“Oh boy … still no food for me…”
BBBBBbbbbbrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
My belly let out a depressing wail…
I continued to look so hard for food, but no matter how long i tried, I found nothing.
Sorry belly… I’ve failed you … I thought
However, just a few seconds before all hope was lost...
I suddenly realized!
Wait….
Wait a second!!!!!
Why the hell do I need to go hunting in the first place???
I am a bunny!
I am not a predator!!!!!
Woahhhh!!!!
Woooooooooah!!!!!!
And just like that,
Woah POW!
And idea came up!
I gave up hunting, and quickly prepared a different plan in mind.
First, I have to find a grassland!
After a while looking, I found a vast grassland which also happened to be right nearby.
“Yes!!!! This is perfect!” I spoke to myself and laid down on the grass.
Closed my eyes.
And just laid there.
Quietly.
Quiet.
Soft breathing.
And no body motions whatsoever.
Completely quiet.
Just like a ninja…
Minus the presence hiding.
And then...
Just after a few minutes…
Friends, guess what?
My plan worked!
I could hear it coming from the sky!!!
“Screeeeeeeeecccccccchhhhhhhhh!!!!!!”
An eagle!
An eagle was coming for me!!!
It glided a few circles around to confirm my death.
And then… “Scrrreeeeeeeeeeeccccchhhhhhh!!!!!” it launched itself towards me like an arrow!
<Monster: Tornado Eagle - Level 23 Beast>
After the eagle came near enough,
Hup!
I did a kick up, and got myself immediately into a combat position!
The Eagle didn’t even slow down.
“Scrrreeeeechhhhh!!!!” it raised its deadly claw!
“Come!!!! I acknowledged you as my worthy opponent!” I grabbed my two dear weapons tightly, readied for the deadly clash.
“Hahahahahaha!!!!”
“Scrrrreeeechhhhh!!!!”
“Hahahahahah!!!!!!!!”
“Scrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeccchhhhh!!!!”
“HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!”
SCRRRRRRRREEEEEEECCCCHHHHHH!!!!!”
“DIEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!” I jumped at the eagle!
This is!
THE BLOW OF DEATH!!!!!
But then,
“Noooooooooooooooooooo!!!!! Bunnyyyyy!!!!!” (???)
Can you believe it!?
Right at that critical moment, a young girl appeared out of nowhere, launched herself at and grabbed me!
Who the fuck is this girl?
“Go away! Go away! Bad bird! Don’t touch the bunny!”
“Scrrreeeecchhhhh!”
“Noooooo! Don’t goooo!”
“Go awayyyy!”
“Nooooo! Let me gooo!”
“Nooo! Don’t touch the bunny!”
“Noooo! Come back! Come backkk!!!
“My PRECIOUSSSSSSS!” I screamed desperately, twisted my body in every direction to try to escape from the girl.
But, in the end, it was pointless…
No….
Oh no...
Sob sob…
Just like that, with the help of this senseless girl, my dinner escaped.
And then, too depressed, I gave up on everything, dropped my sticks on the ground and just let the girl do whatever she wanted.
Another girl came right after that.
“Meetty! What were you thinking? That was dangerous!”
“But, but! Riku! … I just can’t let the bunny die!”
“This bunny?”
“Yes! This bunny!”
“Hmmm ... Now I look at it, it’s quite a cute one.”
“Right? Right?”
“But it’s weird. It looks kinda sad.”
“Oh, now that you mentioned it, his eyes are truly sad!”
“Hmmmmmmmm……”
What?
What are you looking at?
Of course i’m sad!
You just chased my food away you know?
“Maybe he’s hungry!”
Duh!
“Yeah!!!!”
Duh!
“Let’s bring him home!”
What??? I just heard something funny.
“Yeah!!! Let’s bring him home and take care of him!”
What? Wait! Wait a minute!!!
Are you morons kidnapping me?
“Yes! Let’s go Riku! ... Ooops! Look! He’s wiggling his arm in joy!”
No! No!!!! I’m not in joy! Let me go! Let me goo!!!!”
“Yeah! And let’s feed him a lot of delicious food later!”
No! No! I don’t want delicious food later you senseless piece of s- .. what!?
Alright...
You now have permission to carry me.
In the end, I blindly let myself being kidnapped by the two little girl.
But little did i know…
It was a LIE!
Oh boy, let me tell you this!
Those delicious food was NOT nearly as good as I thought it would be!
Most powerful Demon Lord ever --> can't even properly forage for food on his own.
Momma's Boi 1OH1
Or maybe he didn't live in the woods?
@Henryvonmouse
bish he aint even aware that herbivores eat flora not fauna~
XD
Still no food?