‘Oh I see a guard. Is that a guard? He’s wearing armor, is on the wall looking thingy, and is pointing a crossbow at me, so it’s probably a guard. After all only guards stay on the wall thingy.’
The cat looked up at the guard for some more minutes, before just going to the wall and walking it up. Yes, not climb it, walking it up. Like sp*derman. The guard was obviously flabbergasted. I have no reason for using that word other than it sounding funny.
“Hello there, person who wears armor, has a crossbow, and is on a wall looking thingy. Do you have any idea how to get on the other side of the wall?” The two tailed cat asked.
The guard still stared at her flabbergasted. Goddess that word is so funny.
“No? Sorry for troubling you then.” She walked back down to the floor, and continued strolling alongside the wall.
Of course, the guard wasn’t a guard for nothing, as he immediately went to call reinforcements. He wasn’t paid enough to deal with that.
Donut Guard POV:
As squadron D5 got ready for battle, Jonnasthamson appeared running. I, without waiting a second, rushed to his side.
“Did something happen Jonnasthamson?” I urged him to talk.
“T- T- The unknown cat-kin…. walk…. wall…” Jonnasthamson muttered.
“Yes, we are already aware of that cat-kin, but why the rush Jonnasthamson? Did they attack the wall?!” I asked a bit panicked.
“No sir….” Jonnasthamson answered back. If the cat-kin hadn’t attacked the wall, then what might have happened for him to be so scared?
“The cat-kin…. walked up the wall…” Jonnasthamson replied.
We stared at each other for a long time. If I had to describe our expression, it would be…
…flabbergasted.
End of POV
As the guards panicked, Tonia calmly walked around the wall (?). Fortunately, the wall’s (?) surroundings were relatively safe. She only found 4 bear looking monsters, 9 wolf looking monsters, 3 rabbit looking monsters, 17 rat looking monsters, 2 forest fires, 1 lake fire, 3 cloud fires, and 1 squad of guards coming to kill her.
Of course, she ignored all of these. It had nothing to do with her, so she could just walk around and/or under them. Luckily her abilities with stealth really helped her with not being seen. Well, that would be the case if she had any abilities with stealth. She actually almost lost her tail 21 times. Luckily she has incredible abilities with dodging bears, wolves, rabbits, rats, forest fires, lake fires, could fires, and a squad of guards coming to kill her. Luckily.
In about 5 hours, she finally found the main gate. She was really hoping the guards would be kinder than the last ones, so she just approached them in full view showing she meant no harm.
The guards were shouting some things, probably something like “Welcome!” and “The entrance is here, get in!”, she thought, as she got right in front of the gate.
More
Moar
Huh, so you were actually alive.... actually did you find that insane wandering necromancer by any chance? He told me he got pissed off when some story of his got put on hiatus and marched off to Satan knows where
As a wise woman said before: “Who?”
tftc
The cat looked up at the guard for some more minutes, before just going to the wall and walking it up. Yes, not climb it, walking it up. Like sp*derman. The guard was obviously flabbergasted. I have no reason for using that word other than it sounding funny.
“Hello there, person who wears armor, has a crossbow, and is on a wall looking thingy. Do you have any idea how to get on the other side of the wall?” The two tailed cat asked.
lol times three and a half.
As the guards panicked, Tonia calmly walked around the wall (?). Fortunately, the wall’s (?) surroundings were relatively safe. She only found 4 bear looking monsters, 9 wolf looking monsters, 3 rabbit looking monsters, 17 rat looking monsters, 2 forest fires, 1 lake fire, 3 cloud fires, and 1 squad of guards coming to kill her.
I already feared something would happen.
The guards were shouting some things, probably something like “Welcome!” and “The entrance is here, get in!”, she thought, as she got right in front of the gate.
There is no trap to be eared.
Its been a long time
Yes, it’s been so long
@Crisis Since I last have seen my son lost to this monster
@Crisis to the man behind the slaughter
first and yay more krazy kitty.
you mean insane? have a cookie foe your troubles
@PatersonPat this goddess of the void, death, and yuri accepts your offering, mortal.
*you have gained the blessing of nyxstella*
*the blessing of nyxstella makes all writing involving yuri come more naturally and allows one to gaze into the void without insanity creeping up on them, void magic affinity is also increased*
perfect cookie. you are my new favorite
*title obtained- Daughter of the void- void affinity increase, one can enter the void and not be consumed
@shadow_slayer Heyyy, I’m goddess of Insanity AND VOID TOO
@Crisis And I'm the god of pats. (and scritches) Cats love me.
@PatersonPat my cat would hate you. she's a bit of a tsundere though