Trees in front , trees behind , trees on my sides.In other words trees are everywhere. Yep , logic says to me , that I'm inside a forest. Honestly , I would prefer to appear in urban area, but beggars can't be choosers.

I look at myself , my hands and everything else are somewhat smaller. Out of reflex I check one very important organ... Congratulations , you've got a boy , a healthy one. Well , if I make a guess ,biologically I'm around 16 or 17 years old . It's a pity that I can't see my face. Please, be normal . My body is clad in some training outfit, or should I say, military uniform ? Cargo pants , dark green shirt, boots...Well , at least it proves that civilisation here should more or less advanced. I check my pockets , but they are totally empty. Nothing - no money , no map , no keys from house or car , no ID. That's bad , isn't it ? In similar kind of stories , you usually expect some proper starter pack , but here  I've got clothes and a baseball bat . Thanks , pony.

Thinking about him provokes my appetite. No , it's a full-blown hunger. Reincarnation is surely a calorie consuming process. Well one more reason to get out from this heaven for the environment protection fanatics.

Where to go ? As I have noone to ask , I've got stupid idea. Trow up the bat , in which side thick end points after landing , there I go. Result - batGPS recommends to go to the right. Buuuut. Taking in mind my previous four+ months of life , I should admit I'm not the luckiest person . So nope , thank you, to the left we go.

The further I go from my starting point, the hungrier I am becoming. Hunger reaches to such a point that even tree leaves and grass are looking tasty. I try to think about something else , but my belly rebels against me.

Or not my belly . Disgusting suffocating feeling goes up , somewhere between my lungs and heart and stops there . No , it began to beat against my ribcage along with my heart. Until I hear a *crunch* , accompanied with unimaginable pain.

Life didn't prepare me for such shit ! I fall to my knees and scream like little bitch . *Crunch* and I roll around on ground . Another *crunch* and my body freezes in shock from pain. As I lay on my back , I hear one more *Crunch* with which comes feeling of liberation and emptiness .

Still, it's not the end . My chest became a fighting ring for something that was inside me and my shirt . Representative from the textile faction loses in seconds and audience (me) can see a winner ! It looked like a grey coloured child of reptile and worm with smooth head and undeveloped eyes. Well its disability was compensated by having many big sharp teeth , that take more than half of its "face". Smeared in my blood , It looks(???) around and quickly slithers away to who knows where , leaving me alone ,dying . Ungrateful bastard ! You didn't pay transportation fee.

As my sight is slowly devoured by darkness . My last thought - arrancars , please , accept my condolences. Now, I know your pain.

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Some time later

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I wake up from rustling sound near my ear . So I turn my head to the side and see two big cute eyes looking at me. That's how I met your mother...fucking CRAB ! I stand up with a jump at such speed , that Jakie Chan would be proud of me. 

That shit scared me. I have never expected to get a wake up call from a nearly half meter crustacean with two mushrooms on its carapace. 

Not thinking twice I send it flying with a soccer kick and run away. 

After running for couple of minutes I calmed down, so I stopped to catch my breath and think about my situation. 

What the fuck was that ? I touch the blood stained hole on my shirt as previous experience kicks in. It's a proof that it wasn't a dream. Something just busted open my ribcage. Nice, simply nice. Not even a day after reincarnation and I already died once. Memories of previous pain fuels my anger and I try asking the only being who could be guilty. 

"Oi, bitch , do you hear me up there ? What was that ?! What 's the point sending me here ?  Just to kill me ? Well sorry , I'm still alive . Or this is your plan too ...this ability? Just to have a chance to kill me more than once ?

Fuck you! Deity? Whoreity!!! You suck at keeping tamagotchi. You're not a deity , you are a wannabe necromancer. No , you are necrophiliac psycho ! You just love to play with my corpse! Answer me !!!"

The only answer I have got is silence. Finding nothing better to do, I give two middle fingers to the sky. 

Then, I run. I didn't care about direction I simply run forward, in a way its my rage quit. 

I don't know how long I have been running, but in the end I have reached a meadow. 

There I have met a first human from this world , a young man , which was playing with his balls.