Happy Easter to all...except, I think, the Catholics, because I'm pretty sure that they have their own date for Easter...Anyway, forgetting my ignorance about the holidays for a moment, I just wanted to take this opportunity to use some egg-based puns, since if I use them on any other day of the week, they might not have the same zing...

So Eggsplain that to me, mister!

I get it already, Egghead! 

You Eggcited for what's to come this year?

I got a joke that'll really crack you up, buddy!

Woah, man, relax, it was just a yoke!

Detective, you've cracked this case!

I tend to Eggagerate some of my stories...

Life's not all it's cracked up to be, eh?

What do you call a person who's excited over a broken TV? Egg-Static!

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Apologies for the lack of funniness, but I didn't want to use puns from the internet. Those would actually have been good! XD

Anyways, to all my readers, let me just crack out one more, will ya?

You guys are Eggscelent readers, so stay tuned to the story and we'll see what terrible puns I come up with for the next major holiday!

-F8ofThe3World