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~ Gazei Pov ~

Ninety-nine rosé bottles on the stomachs of call girls on ground. Nighty-nine rosé bottles! I take one knock one, rizz her up than I go for the other ninety-eight girls!!! 

Wow, I have been at this for what feels like a forever man...

You would think a person like would either be in heaven or hell. I wasn't the greatest person in the world, but I would prefer endless joy or pain than this level of boremon.

My name is Gazei Hunter, son of the Carribean family on my father's side and Greece on my mothers. Dad was chill, and mom was a standard education strict ass bitch. 

I love her all the same, but yeah it got old fast. Anyway, I died along with the gender confusion I would call a best friend slash experiment that made me stop thinking about sexuality.

I will never understand the LBG squad for the life of me. I'm pretty pig-headed so I only really see girls or boys. If a guy changes to a girl and is committed to it, I would simply call him a girl and move on. I got other shit to worry about than that confusing mess.

Holy shit I forgot about you. Sorry about that fixing it now. 

"What the hell..." I started but was cut off when a screen popped out of nowhere.

Gabu-Gazei
Lv: 0/100

Title:

[Culinary Artist (Level 7)] [Gourmet Chef (Level 8)] [Grill Master (Level 7)] [Baker (Level 7)] [Sous Chef (Level 8)] [Saucier (Level 7)][Pastry Chef (Level 8)] [Line Cook (Level 7)] [Home Cook (Level 7)] [Food Stylist (Level 7)] [Mixologist (Level 7)] [Grain Specialist (Level 7)] [Seafood Chef (Level 10)] [Preservation Expert (Level 7)] [Global Cuisine Connoisseur (Level 8)] [Farm-to-Table Specialist (Level 9)] [Herb and Spice Master (Level 7)] [Vegan/Vegetarian Chef (Level 7)] [Soup Savant (Level 7)] [Dessert Decorator (Level 7)] [Food Blogger (Level 7)] [Cooking Instructor (Level 8)] [Food Critic (Level 8)] [Food Photographer (Level 7)] [Food Scientist (Level 8)]

[Crop Cultivator (Level 7)] [Livestock Raiser (Level 7)] [Horticulture Specialist (Level 7)] [Irrigation Expert (Level 7)] [Soil Scientist (Level 7)] [Farm Manager (Level 8)] [Agricultural Engineer (Level 8)] [Greenhouse Grower (Level 7)] [Sustainable Agriculture Advocate (Level 8)] [Tractor Operator (Level 7)] [Crop Rotation Practitioner (Level 7)] [Animal Husbandry Expert (Level 7)] [Orchard Keeper (Level 7)] [Beekeeper (Level 7)] [Farmhand (Level 7)] [Agricultural Consultant (Level 8)] [Organic Farmer (Level 7)] [Hydroponics Technician (Level 7)] [Permaculture Designer (Level 8)] [Farm Equipment Mechanic (Level 7)]

 
[Street Fighter (Level 7)] [Jack-of-All-Trades (Level 9)] [Craftsman (Level 8)] [Handyman (Level 7)] [Worker (Level 7)] [Laborer (Level 7)] [Artisan (Level 8)] [Smith (Level 8)] [Builder (Level 8)] [Mechanic (Level 8)] [Welder (Level 8)] [Plumber (Level 8)] [Electrician (Level 8)] | [Carpenter (Level 8)] [Muay Thai Boxer (Level 8)] [Fencer (Level 7)] [Kickboxer (Level 7)] [Judo Practitioner (Level 7)] | [Mixed Martial Artist (Level 8)] [Science Savant (Level 8)] [Chemistry Connoisseur (Level 7)] [Physics Prodigy (Level 7)] [Biology Buff (Level 7)] [Criminal Mastermind (Level 8)] [Lockpick Expert (Level 7)] [Safecracker (Level 7)] [Forgery Specialist (Level 7)] [Underworld Insider (Level 8)] [Smuggler (Level 7)] [Streetwise Strategist (Level 8)] [Judo Practitioner (Level 9)] [Mixed Martial Artist (Level 9)] [Aikido Practitioner (Level 9)] [Hapkido Practitioner (Level 9)] [Wing Chun Practitioner (Level 9)] [Krav Maga Practitioner (Level 9)] [Taekkyeon Practitioner (Level 9)] [Jeet Kune Do Practitioner (Level 9)] [Capoeira Practitioner (Level 9)] [Kendo Practitioner (Level 9)] [Sanda Practitioner (Level 9)]  [Savate Practitioner (Level 9)] [Sambo Practitioner (Level 9)] [Bare-Knuckle Boxer (Level 9)]  [Bajiquan Practitioner (Level 9)]

Attributes:

  • Health Points (HP): 2000
  • Mana Points (MP): 500
  • Physical Attack (Physical Atk.): 18
  • Magical Attack (Magical Atk.): 12
  • Elemental Damage: 0 
  • Elemental Resistance: 4 
  • Defense: 0%
  • Magical Defense: 0 
  • Attack Speed: 2% 
  • Movement Speed: 4% 
  • Casting Speed: 0% 

Rank: G
Age: 0

Race: Dragon Goblins are a rare and fearsome hybrid race born from the unholy union of dragons and goblins. Standing taller than most humans, they possess the distinctive green, brown, white, or black skin, pointed ears, and sharp teeth of goblins, but their bodies are adorned with scales in various hues reminiscent of dragons.

Perks

Blood Hunt

 Your blood skills increased by 10%

Muscle Growth

Your ability to rapidly develop muscle grants you increased physical strength and resilience. You gain a permanent +10% bonus to melee damage and a +20% bonus to maximum health.

Blessing of Mars

The God of War has favored you with enhanced combat abilities. You deal 15% more damage with melee attacks and have a 20% chance to critically strike, dealing double damage.

Mephitis's Venom

The Poison Goddess has imbued your attacks with toxic power. Your melee attacks have a 25% chance to inflict poison damage over time, dealing damage equal to 10% of the target's maximum health over 5 seconds.

Vulcan's Inferno:

The Fire God's blessing allows you to wield the power of flames. You gain immunity to fire damage and can unleash a devastating fireball attack once per encounter, dealing area-of-effect damage equal to 50% of your current health to all enemies within range.

Aura of Ares

Your fierce demeanor strikes fear into the hearts of your enemies. Nearby enemies have a 25% chance to become stunned for 3 seconds when they first encounter you in combat.

Enhanced Mana Conduits

Your mana veins are exceptionally well-developed, allowing you to channel more magical energy than most, but all spells cast are at one level higher than normal, increasing their potency but also making them harder to control.

Skills

    1. Draconic Fluency (Level 1):
      • Description: You are fluent in the ancient language of dragons, allowing you to understand and communicate with these powerful creatures.
    2. Goblin Linguist (Level 1):
      • Description: Proficiency in the guttural tongue of goblins, enabling you to converse with and understand their language effortlessly.
    3. Nightstalker's Sight (Level 1):
      • Description: Your eyes are adapted to darkness, granting you enhanced vision in low-light conditions and allowing you to see clearly even in the darkest of environments.
    4. Thirst for Blood (Level 1):
      • Description: Your combat prowess is fueled by an insatiable bloodlust, enhancing your ferocity and effectiveness in battle. Whenever a nearby enemy dies, heal yourself for 2% of the target's maximum health.
    5. Devour (Level 1):
      • Description: Allows the consumption of fallen enemies to regain health or gain temporary buffs, enhancing survivability and adaptability in combat.
    6. Dragon Scales (Level 1):
      • Description: Gain enhanced resistance to physical and elemental damage, reducing incoming damage and improving overall durability in battles.
    7. Heavy Armor Mastery (Level 1):
      • Description: Heavy Armor increases Strength, Spirit, MP Recovery, Max HP/MP, Physical Critical Chance, and Physical Def, and removes MP Recovery and Casting/Attack Speed penalties. The more Heavy Armor you have equipped, the more powerful this skill's effects.
    8. Zanbato Mastery (Level 1):
      • Description: Zanbatos increases Physical/Magical Atk.
    9. Bludgeon Mastery (Level 1):
      • Description: Bludgeons increases Physical/Magical Atk.
    10. Lancer Mastery (Level 1):
      • Description: Lancers, Spears, Javelins, and Hellbribs increase Physical/Magical Atk.
    11. Bare Mastery (Level 1):
      • Description: Bare-handed increses Phyiscal/Magical Atk.

Active Skills:

    1. Pyromancer's Spark (Level 1):
      • Description: Grants basic proficiency in fire magic, unlocking fire-based abilities.
      • Mana Cost: 10
    2. Claw Slash (Level 1):
      • Description: Your character can unleash a quick and powerful slash with their sharp claws, dealing moderate damage to nearby enemies.
      • Mana Cost: 15
    3. Bash (Level 1):
      • Description: Empowers the next basic attack within 7 seconds, gaining bonus range, dealing bonus physical damage, and slowing the target by 75% for 0.1 seconds. After using the empowered attack, gain bonus attack damage for 5 seconds and reduce the target's attack damage by half that amount for the same duration.
      • Mana Cost: 20
    4. Scales of Defense (Level 1):
      • Description: Call upon your dragon scales to harden your skin, reducing incoming damage and granting a temporary shield.
      • Mana Cost: 15
    5. Dragon's Charge (Level 1):
      • Description: Charge forward with incredible speed, trampling enemies in your path and knocking them down.
      • Mana Cost: 20
    6. Dragon's Claw Strike (Level 1):
      • Description: Unleash a barrage of punches infused with dragon energy, stunning enemies and causing them to burn from the inside.
      • Mana Cost: 25
    7. Tailwind Uppercut (Level 1):
      • Description: Launch your opponent into the air with a powerful uppercut, then follow up with swift aerial assaults using your wings.
      • Mana Cost: 30
    8. Dragon's Frenzy (Level 1):
      • Description: Enter a state of wild abandon, increasing movement speed and attack power while sacrificing defense temporarily.
      • Mana Cost: 50
    9. Fire Aura (Level 1):
      • Description: Emit a fiery aura around yourself, increasing your movement speed and attack speed while burning enemies within range. The aura is imbued with the fire essence of your dragon heritage.
      • Mana Cost: 40

“Your new name will be Gobu-Gazei make us proud boy!” A very old man declared who looks very ugly by the way. He has green skin, Deadpool face, and very pointy ears. I just have to say one thing about this. 

I really hope I’m not in the Goblin Slayer world. 

~ Rin (Ren) Pov ~

Once upon a time, there was this totally fabulous boy—me, Ren Shishido—who was, like, all about embracing his beautiful self. Oh, and by the way, I also happened to be, like, kind of the groovy heir to the totally rad Shishido Company, which happens to be a major player in the military weapons and defense munitions scene.

But, who cares about that! What is more important is the cute thing that is looking down at me. He even me a new name. It was so similar to my old one too..

“Gobu-Rin is your name…”

“Babara!” I said to the nice old man naming. He gave the thumbs up too. Aw, he is so nice.

Gabu-Rin
Lv: 0/100

Title: 

[Fashion Designer (Level 10)] [Runway Model (Level 10)] [Makeup Artist (Level 10)] [Fashion Stylist (Level 10)] [Costume Designer (Level 10)] [Fashion Illustrator (Level 10)] [Textile Expert (Level 10)] [Fashion Consultant (Level 10)] [Fashion Blogger (Level 10)] [Entrepreneur (Level 10)] [Negotiator (Level 10)] [Financial Analyst (Level 10)] [Marketing Expert (Level 10)] [Sales Guru (Level 10 [Business Consultant (Level 10)] [Investment Advisor (Level 10)] [Branding Specialist (Level 10)] [Corporate Lawyer (Level 10)]

[Bibliophile (Level 10)] [Wordsmith (Level 10)] [Poet Laureate (Level 10)] [Fiction Author (Level 10)] [Non-Fiction Author (Level 10)][Visionary (Level 10)] [Charismatic Leader (Level 10)] [Team Builder (Level 10)] [Motivational Speaker (Level 10)] [Executive Coach (Level 10)] [Trading (Level 10)] [Conflict Resolution Specialist (Level 10)] [Maniuplator (Level 10)] [Black-Dealing (Level 10)] [CEO (Level 10)] [Sharpshooter (Level 10)] [Sniper (Level 10)] [Archer (Level 10)] [Firearms Instructor (Level 10)] [Precision Shooter (Level 10)] [Crossbow Expert (Level 10)] [Skeet Shooter (Level 10)] [Rifleman (Level 10)] [Gun Mangement (Level 10)] [Long-Range Shooter (Level 10)]

[Tracker (Level 10)] [Wilderness Survivalist (Level 10)] [Hunter (Level 10)] [Trapper (Level 10)] [Bowhunter (Level 10)] [Big Game Hunter (Level 10)] [Falconer (Level 10)] [Angler (Level 10)] [Equestrianism (Level 10)] [Safari Guide (Level 10)] [Racing Driver (Level 10)] [Mechanic (Level 10)] [Automotive Engineer (Level 10)] [Test Driver (Level 10)]
[Off-Road Driver (Level 10)] [Stunt Driver (Level 10)] [Vehicle Customizer (Level 10)]
[Motorcyclist (Level 10)] [Rally Driver (Level 10)]

[Witchcraft Practitioner (Level 10)] [Tarot Reader (Level 10)] [Crystal Healer (Level 10)] [Astrologer (Level 10)] [Medium (Level 10)] [Psychic (Level 10)] [Occult Scholar (Level 10)] [Ritualist (Level 10)] [Shaman (Level 10)] [Exocrist (Level 10)] [Pharmacist (Level 10)] [Pharmaceutical Researcher (Level 10)] [Medicinal Chemist (Level 10)] [Drug Formulation Expert (Level 10)] [Pharmacologist (Level 10)] [Clinical Pharmacist (Level 10)] [Toxicologist (Level 10)] [Pharmacy Technician (Level 10)] [Regulatory Affairs Specialist (Level 10)] [Pharmacovigilance Officer (Level 10)]

Attributes:

  • Health Points (HP): 1000
  • Mana Points (MP): 2000
  • Physical Attack (Physical Atk.): 8
  • Magical Attack (Magical Atk.): 22
  • Elemental Damage: 4 
  • Elemental Resistance: 6 
  • Defense: 0
  • Magical Defense: 2 
  • Attack Speed: 2% 
  • Movement Speed: 7 
  • Casting Speed: 3% 

Rank: G
Age: 0

Race:  Dragon Goblins are a rare and fearsome hybrid race born from the unholy union of dragons and goblins. Standing taller than most humans, they possess the distinctive green, brown, white, or black skin, pointed ears, and sharp teeth of goblins, but their bodies are adorned with scales in various hues reminiscent of dragons.

Perks

Limber Body

Your body is naturally flexible and limber.

Venus's Grace

The blessing of Venus enhances your charisma and allure, granting a charm effect on enemies, causing them to briefly hesitate or become more susceptible to persuasion attempts.

Blessing of Diana

 The blessing of Diana enhances your combat precision, granting a +10% increase in critical hit chance and accuracy with ranged attacks.

Goddess of Victory Blessing

The blessing of Valiant enhances your combat prowess, granting increased damage and critical hit chance with bladed attacks, especially against powerful foes or bosses.

Amber Eyes

Your mysterious amber eyes grant enhanced perception, revealing hidden objects or secrets in the environment, and providing insight into enemy weaknesses during combat.

Chromatic Strands

Your hair, adorned with strands of white, blue, green, and pink, each color resonating with a different aspect of nature's magic. White strands channel frost, blue strands control water, green strands harness the power of nature, and pink strands pulsate with elemental energy, granting you access to diverse elemental abilities in combat.

Skills

    1. Soul Drinker (Level 1):
      • Description: Rin can draw upon the life force of defeated foes to replenish her own vitality. Whenever she defeats an enemy, she regains 1 hit point.
    2. Elemental Affinity (Level 1):
      • Description: Rin possesses a natural affinity for elemental magic, allowing her to channel and manipulate the elements with ease. She chooses one element (fire, ice, water, or earth) to specialize in, gaining +1 damage with spells or attacks of that element.
    3. Nimble Strides (Level 1):
      • Description: Rin's small stature and agility grant her increased movement speed and agility, enabling her to evade attacks more easily.
    4. Devourer's Resilience (Level 1):
      • Description: Rin can consume fallen enemies to regain health or gain temporary buffs, enhancing her survivability and adaptability in combat.
    5. Dragon's Resilience (Level 1):
      • Description: Rin gains enhanced resistance to physical and elemental damage, reducing incoming damage and improving her overall durability in battles.
    6. Hawkeye Vision (Level 1):
      • Description: Rin's keen eyesight rivals that of a hawk, allowing her to spot distant targets with remarkable clarity.
    7. Forest Whisperer (Level 1):
      • Description: Rin possesses an innate affinity for the natural world, enabling her to communicate with forest creatures through subtle gestures and sounds. Forest animals are more likely to assist her or provide valuable information, enhancing her connection with nature.
    8. Silent Stride (Level 1):
      • Description: Rin's footsteps are as silent as the wind through the trees, allowing her to move swiftly and unnoticed through wooded areas.
    9. Sorceress' Charm (Level 1):
      • Description: Rin possesses a natural charm and charisma that resonates with magical beings, allowing her to negotiate with or persuade them more effectively.
    10. Mystic Veil (Level 1):
      • Description: Rin's connection to the mystical forces of the universe shrouds her in a protective veil, granting resistance to non-magical damage.
      • Mana Cost: 15
    11. Elemental Mastery (Level 1):
      • Description: Rin has a deep understanding of elemental magic, allowing her to manipulate the elements with finesse and precision.
      • Elemental Focus: Improves your Elemental Magic proficiency; successful attacks with Elemental Magic weaken the target's Elemental Resistance against that particular element.
    12. Arcane Reflexes (Level 1):
      • Description: Rin's reflexes are heightened by her magical prowess, enabling her to react swiftly to danger.
      • Arcane vitals: Magic damage and true damage critically strike against enemies below 35% maximum health for 120% damage. 
    13. Arcane Focus (Level 1):
      • Description: Rin can maintain concentration on spells more effectively, allowing her to concentrate on one additional spell at a time.
      • 5% Mana penatration.
    14. Mana Absorption (Level 1):
      • Description: Rin possesses the ability to absorb residual mana from her surroundings to replenish her own magical reserves.
      • Restores 2 mana per ememy.
    15. Dragon's Gaze (Level 1):
      • Description: Rin's keen eyesight grants her increased accuracy and critical hit chance with ranged attacks.

Active Skills (with mana cost):

  1. Precision Shot (Level 1):
    • Description: Rin's fires a prescist shot. 
    • Mana Cost: 10
  2. Swift Reload (Level 1):
    • Description: Rin possesses lightning-fast reflexes when reloading her ranged weapon, allowing her to maintain a rapid rate of fire in combat.
    • Mana Cost: 2
  3. Draconic Shot (Level 1):
    • Description: Rin can fire a quick arrow imbued with dragon energy, dealing moderate damage to a single target.
    • Mana Cost: 25
  4. Dragon's Retreat (Level 1):
    • Description: Rin can perform a graceful backflip to evade incoming attacks, repositioning herself strategically.
    • Mana Cost: 30
  5. Flame Arrow (Level 1):
    • Description: Rin can enchant her arrows with flames, causing additional fire damage to enemies hit by her shots.
    • Mana Cost: 35

I wonder if that's good.

 

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