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[Felix POV]
"Why is a child here?" The girl looked around three years old, if that... So I used my Analysis Lens, built into my mask.
[Sei. Age: Less than 1 year. Race: Core Master. Notable combat skills: Hammer Mastery. Hammer Arts. Estimated Rank: less than G.]
That was a lot of info... more than I usually get. This child has no Protection skills or equipment. Then I realized what it said for her race...
"WAIT. YOU? A CHILD? YOU ARE THE DUNGEON MASTER?"
She looked bored.
"And what's wrong with that? Is there some rule that Dungeon Masters have to be big monsters?"
"But... well... I mean... sigh... No. No I guess there isn't. But shit, I can't fight a kid!"
"Really? You slaughter my Goblins and kobolds, and all my little slimes, but That's where you draw the line? Heh. Whatever. You made it here... Yaaay!" The girl spoke in a monotone. "You win a prize... dundundundunaa! Treasure! Pick two."
A puff of smoke appeared... revealing five identical chests.
[Mystery Box. What's inside? A cookie? A castle? The championship Wyvern racing team? Open it to find out!]
'Ding' [new Quest: open mystery box 0/2. Reward: Fool's Luck Skill.]
A world quest. The stupid Treasure is a world quest. I chose the Second box. And the fourth box. The other three vanished.
"Okay. Let's see what you won. I'm very interested, mister Invader... It's a mystery box, after all."
Shaking my head at the Little Girl eagerly looking over my shoulder, I opened the first box.
[Bathbrush of enduring cleanliness. Grant's an aura protecting from dirt and odor for 12 hours after use.]
"Okay. That's garbage. Sorry buddy. Try the next one."
She was right. Garbage.
[Tentacle Girls of the Deep: XXL Edition]
I stared at the Adult Magazine in my hands... It showed a Squid-Merfolk entangled by a Roper. I was disgusted.
"Ooh! A rare Find! There are folks who would pay an arm and a leg for that. Literally."
"Why? WHYYYYY? Why does the prize options contain Pornographic Magazines?"
"Hey, it ain't my fault, fella... it's a mystery box. It could be anything. Even porn. Or Adult Toys. Heck, even your own, personal, Familiar... when I was testing the boxes, I found a TON of weird stuff. Hey, you want a Familiar? I've got around thirty Lust Slimes, looking for new masters."
"What the hell is that?"
"Oh, lust slimes? Tanya made them. They are made of, and secrete, Aphrodisiac fluid."
"So... they're slimes that..."
"Yep. They've got Mojo. Great for Those in the Prostitution Industry."
"I'm talking about porn, erections, and prostitutes with a creature that looks like a little girl... sigh. You mentioned a Tanya? The Alchemist?"
"Yep."
"Oh. I'm here to escort, by which I mean deliver, her back home. The King is apparently angry."
"Be my guest. She keeps blowing things up."
[The Capital. Seigfried's Room.]
"Shit... won't be long now, Dad."
"I know. But if what that girl said is true... I'll send a message back with Sigrun. 'Cough, hack, wheeze'... its hp to you now, my boy. Protect the kingdom."
The young man, Sigrun's father, Saluted his Dad... And Seigfried Closed his eyes for the last time... as a mortal man.
[Beginning Monsterfication. Teleporting soul to dungeon. Evolution path met: Einerjar. Crafting Body.]
A flash of light, and an amused voice, brought him around...
"Huh? Heh. Didn't expect that."
"Huh. I'm alive. I guess it did work. Hello Miss Sei."
"Hello Seigfried... oh... I guess it's just Seig now. Huh. Well, check your status. You're gonna be surprised."
[Seig. Race: Einerjar. Class: Dark Knight. Physical Age: 7 years.]
"What? I've become a child?"
"With Wings, Seig... and extra Arms. And uh... a need to put these on. Please."
She tossed him a pair of pants... and started laughing at his red face...
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[t*ntacle Girls of the Deep: XXL Edition]
I stared at the Adult Magazine in my hands... It showed a Squid-Merfolk entangled by a Roper. I was disgusted.
Felix would still be disgusted if instead of a Roper the Squid-Merfolk were entangled by a Futa Hybrid girl with heterochromatic dragon eyes, vampire fangs, with silver t*ntacle hair of variable length and thickness that can even become so thin that look like normal hair at first glance and two succubus tails with suckers at the ends milking milk from the Squid-Merfolk's breasts?
I have to admit I didn't expect Seig to become a shota, as I've never heard of Einerjar.
How would the succubus princess that Seigfried unintentionally violated react if she saw Seig now?
Is there any chance that Sei will get some futa monsters in the future to increase the gender variety of the dungeon?
Thanks for the chapter
Don't worry. Next chapter introduces "the twins"... A pair of Bi-Gender Demons.
An Einerjar, or Einherjarum, Is what the Norse Heroes became. The Valkyrie Collect fallen Heroes, Anf they go to drink in Valhalla until Ragnarok. These are the Einerji(plural of Einerjar), who will stand with the gods against Loki, his Children, and the Jotun... In this world, Einerjar are Semi-immortal Four Armed Warriors.
And Felix is a Prude... He IS still very much a virgin. He desires his self-proclaimed Rival... Who has Zero idea he even exists (it's Tanya. He hates her, yet is obsessed with her.)
@Darkakuahebi I just looked up what Bi-Gender is and from what I've seen it seems to be a gender identity that would fit very well with futa characters.
Oops! Looks like google translate messed up what I said again. I meant that I had never heard of shotas among the einerjar.
Hypothetically, how would the succubus princess Seigfried unintentionally violated in the past react if she saw his new identity as Seig the shota einerjar now?
@Gin_Otamegane The Princess Never blamed Seigfried. I mean, they were both Under the influence Of The Agrae, and she DID eat a small portion of his Soul... she is the only reason he wasnt killed by her father. She felt an urge to protect him then, now it would be even stronger. She'll be in the story soon.
And Bi-Gender is a much nicer way of saying Hermaphrodite, which is what a Futa Is... just not necessarily. A futa is a woman, that also has a penis. A Bi-Gender is a Person that presents the secondary sexual characteristics of Either Gender, but has both sets of genetailia. In the Twins case, One of each. Specifically an Incubus and a Succubus. They'll be fun.
As for Einerjar... a child that died in battle would become one... and viking children were expected to join raids as young as 12, and defend their villages from around 7... so while not mentioned, a few of those chosen Warriors drinking, feasting, and fighting with Thor In valhalla were probably children.
@Darkakuahebi One of the reasons for the urge to protect Seig to get even stronger would be because the form of Einerjar shota would stir up Princess' maternal instincts?
I'm certainly looking forward to seeing these twins, but I'm not sure how to try to imagine this mixture of the secondary sexual characteristics of each gender.
I see. Vikings also had hunting dogs if so could they also become Einerjar?
@Gin_Otamegane yep. Einerjar War Dogs Are a thing... also, The princess is one of THOSE people. She wants to Corrupt the Children...
As for the Twins. Essentially... The incubus is A tall, Slender Guy, the Succubus is A tall, Large Chested Girl, And They posess both Reproductive organs. Fully functional.
@Darkakuahebi So would there also be Einerjar War Horse and Einerjar War Donkey?
So Princess likes to corrupt children into precocious perverts, right?
I see. Thanks
@Gin_Otamegane next chapter is up now. It's the Interlude. Called InterLEWD. It answers a few questions. And adds so many more, most notably "WHAT THE F IS WRONG WITH YOU, AUTHOR?" But the answer to that is obvious. I'm clearly Insane.