The Village Voice
January 1st, 1993
New Year's Armageddon!!!
or something!!!
The world has been changed, in ways we have yet to understand. Monsters are flooding the streets of New York City, London, Paris, and Tokyo, Giant Monsters have attacked Boston, Rome, Berlin, Los Angeles, Yokohama, and Hong Kong. A significant portion of the global population is no longer human, magic and ray guns are everywhere. …
The Bridges are all closed.
Due to the invasion of the “Gremlins” as people are calling them, the NYPD has closed the Bridges preventing people from entry or exit from the city, …
Subway is indefinitely closed.
The gremlins have taken the underground, the sewers, and the subway are no longer safe for people, Mayor Dinkins is calling for city leaders to find a solution for the Gremlins, to help restore the city to working order…
It’s D&D
According to Reports from Lake Geneva, Wisconsin the Lorraine Williams CEO of Tactical Studies Rules (TSR, Inc) “This is all very much like the world has become a D&D adventure” …
The Milky Way is missing!!
Astronomers are stumped, the stars of the Milky Way have mostly vanished, there are only about 3k stars visible to radio telescopes and observatories, NASA scientist also say the CMB or Cosmic Microwave Background has changed, it now sounds like a person laughing. And it is only coming from one point in the sky. …
Minor news
Orange Troll attacks Trump Tower, yelling “I own this”, police have detained her at the Brooklyn Zoo.
President Bush signs National Emergency Orders, states, the transition of Power will happen unchanged. Urges people to not panic.
Bill Clinton is no longer fully human, “I Guess I’m a Half-Elf Bard” he says in a press conference, then he starts to play his saxophone.
Ray Guns, and Robots? How do these things work? Caltech professors make a call for tech salvage.
What is a Kaiju, and why are they attacking Boston?
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