Speed run: Demon Lord

Celebrating a new world record run, I suddenly felt a pain in my chest. Damn, this must be a heart attack. I haven’t posted my run online yet! Noooo!

Next thing I knew, I was surrounded by weird looking people. I also felt odd. I felt powerful. I felt like I could do anything.

“Oh great demon lord! We welcome you and implore you to lead us to victory!”

What? Demon lord? Fuck it, I’m speed running this shit.

…

It doesn’t take long for me to figure out how magic works. It’s pretty much a case of just imagining what I want, and shoving mana into that idea. Don’t ask how I do that, that’s like asking how I move my arm, I just do! Anyway, trying to locate the hero failed. Some sort of divination block is involved. However, I can beat that!

Step 1: Make a map of the world.

Step 2: Create smaller divination spells to search only one quadrant of the area at a time. There! Only one quadrant was blocked, the other three have no hero. Now I just need to keep doing this to narrow down the hero’s location!

Step 3: Upon locating a small town the hero is in, set an illusory marker only I can see there as a visual aid.

Step 4: Fly.

Step 5: Bombs away! Nuke the village. Then check the world for a hero again. None found! No blocks either! Mission complete!

… why am I feeling chest pains again?

***Author Note***

Just a dumb idea. There might be more speed runs in the future, not sure.