That Danm elder dragon didn't even have the decency to tell me where I am well that'll have to wait for now I'm extremely tired maybe a little nap won't hurt.
24 hours later
KRAW! Five more minutes
KRAW!!
Ok I'm up I'm up nhng *Grr
Now I'm hungry why am I so hungry so fast I lick my parched lips and I'm thirsty so I guess it's time to explore ok wheres the exit to this cave? I stumble around the cave for a while till I see some light. Oooo what's this nurrgh these are some thick vines. Sunlight finally oh how I have missed thee. ok, enough sarcasm what do dragons even eat?
KRAW!! Oh, that damn noise where the fuck is that bird ohhohoho I found you! You little noisy bastard. Oh! It looks rather tasty wait why does a damn parrot look like a porter loin steak to me oh my god I'm not a picky dragon don't know if this noble race is supposed to eat anything and everything under the sun huh whatever let's just eat the damn thing.
I open my mouth and on instinct, a small black flame comes out and shoots high up into the canopy and hits the bird, and sets it ablaze the bird falls to the ground as the trees start to fall from the impact.
Uh did that just come out of me like, Wait, Um, No, Why, How? I can't even right now but WOW! I'm so cool. Ok, let's tone that down a bit so I don't destroy this entire forest.
I walk up to the bird it's burnt to a crisp uh I don't think I can eat that it's like eating burnt fries yuck. Onward let's go figure out where the hell I am on another thought why am I acting like a Child I am in a baby dragon's body so maybe I think like a child. If so Fuck me I'm gonna be like this for a while, aren't I? WHY WAS THAT DANM DRAGON SO VAGUE!! ah to hell with this I am a mature seventeen-year-old soul my birthday was last May which was two months ago I was under then its been a year since I died so I am not a child.
Oooo what's that? it looks like oh I know this one it's a lobster claw flower I read about it at school when we were studying the Amazon wait frick. Parrot, forest, claw flower I'm in the frickin Amazon that mother fucker. Whyyy half of its uncharted how the hell am I gonna get outta here? whatever let's just focus on satiating my hunger for now.
well, let's see Black Caiman no mn nm nope. Oh yes, a jaguar the apex predator being hunted is kinda ironic but now I`m the predator of the predators yeah that sounds cool now to find one. ima sneak sneaky sneak sneak hum hmm hmm hum, oh god I'm doing it again I AM NOT A CHILD.
2 hours later
Oh, there you are my WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING RIGHT NOW why the fuck did I end up finding my food fucking each other now I'm not so, ah fuck it I let out a menacing roar as I dig my claws into one as my tail slams another into a tree. Wait the fight over they dead? Already? now that wasn't as cool as I thought it would be so anti-climactic. Welp time to dig in oh so good the meat is toned it's a bit gamey but it's good.
