48. Being a cool Robert
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A few moments later, I'm now in a convenience store because I got hungry. 

"Noodle as usual, it seems." I said to myself as I took some cup noodles. My favorite is the brand Nessin cup noodles, especially the spicy seafood. 

"Woah, it's already forty pesos?" I was a bit shocked seeing the price. This was definitely only twenty when I last bought one. That's like, times two. Inflation, I guess. Well, I can still make unlimited money, I think. So yeah, I really shouldn't bother. 

"Keep the change, big bro." I said to the cashier giving 1k.

"Wannabe rich kid, we don't do that here." He replied. 

"I know sir but please accept it. I want to give my deepest appreciation to cashiers who are still willing to continue to serve people in their needs for a smoother life despite the hardships and low salary." I said. He became speechless. "So big bro, you shouldn't deny my blessing as it's a charity. Besides, it's just a small amount."

"Uhh... Fine." He gave up. 

"Of course, I won't forget about you, miss beautiful." I gave the other cashier beside him ten thousand pesos, with a rose in my mouth that came from my magical pocket. She's a girl so she gets ten times more. Moreover, she's cute. 

By the way, I'm in the Philippines. Don't worry though, I'm not a proud one. I only mentioned it now because I'm shy. Search it up if you haven't heard of this country since I ain't gonna explain details. 

"Hey, why'd she get more?" The boy cashier asked. 

I stared at him for a few seconds, before giving a mocking smirk. 

"Well, just wish you'll be a woman in your next life, bro. Hahaha." I laughed. Gender equality? No way I'll accept that! 

Anyways, everything ended there. I headed to a table and sat down with my cup of noodles cooking in boiling water. 

As it finished cooking, I starting eating of course. I'm using chopstick right now cause I can't stand using fork or spoon when eating noodles. Using chopstick for anything that's noodles is way more fun. I even use chopsticks in spaghetti because it's noodles. 

"Authentic Nessin cup noodles! So good!" I exclaimed while enjoying my slurping.

I'm not exaggerating when I say it's good. I just really love cup noodles. I like preservatives. Unfortunately, I shouldn't eat too much since it's unhealthy. Though, eating noodles only forever can be possible with my current self now, I think. I won't like that though since I don't wanna get tired of noodles. 

"Hmmm... " I hummed a random melody. I suddenly had an urge to try rob this store. 

Like, as usual. There really isn't any particular reason. I just wanna do it. I have this power and all so I'll be fine. My urge is not that strong as when I was in another world though. What I feel now is more like... Just to prank people. 

"Hands in the air, this is holdup!" I said coldly to look cool, holding a water gun. I don't why I summoned a water gun, but it's the first one that came into my mind. I don't really feel like shooting people for no reason right now.

"..." The cashiers and the other bystanders stared at me weirdly. 

"I recommend y'all not to underestimate my water gun. It can pierce through and drown your very soul!" I shouted proudly and everything I proclaimed are true about my water gun since I made it. However, as it seems to leave me in an awkward spot, I conducted another plan. 

I first took an eco bag from my magical pocket. Then, I filled it with chocolates of various brands in just under ten seconds. 

"Someone better call a police right now since I'm actually stealing this all for real, ahahahahahahaha!!!" I advised as I rushed outside. 

As if having a slow internet connection, the cashier man reacted late. 

"Come back here!" He chased. 

"Now that's the spirit! Come and catch me boi! Kekekekekekeke kekeke!" I laughed and sneered devilishly as I got away. I'm not even running properly and am just playing. 

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