“Welcome to Chikorp, what brings you here today?” Asked a receptionist, separated from the person she was asking the question to by a desk.
“I work here now, I got transferred from the office in New York,” The woman answered, putting on her best American accent to sell the lie. “My name is Maria Scranton,”
“Maria Scran… here you are! Come right in,” The receptionist smiled as she scrolled through the Company’s records.
“Thank you, ma’am, have a good day at work,” The tanned woman walked past the desk into the office blocks above
“Thanks Ms. Scranton!”
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“Lisboa, Vitra here, did you make it into the building?” Janet asked through the earpiece tucked into Lisboa’s ear,
“Sim Sim, I know the plan from here,” Lisboa dropped the accent to reply to her boss.
“Great, that makes my job so much easier; just let me know when you’re done so I can pick you up,”
“Of course, goodbye Vitra,” Lisboa tapped her earpiece as she walked around the large, pale hallways of the office complex, occasionally being passed by offices full of people typing endlessly on their keyboards, or people walking to those offices to endlessly type on their keyboards.
She was looking for an elevator, though, not miserable wage slaves. She found an elevator not too far from where she started, walked in and set it to go to the 20th floor of the building, the CEO’s office.
It was funny, really, the CEO of this startup had a comical amount of security in and around the building itself, yet basically none for his office, or the company records for that matter.
Not that Lisboa was complaining, she liked not having to crawl through dusty air vents, she liked not having to stab her way through people twice her size and weight, she liked getting to the fun part of her job which was also the part she got paid for.
Speaking of the fun part of the job, she was at the 20th floor now, right outside the CEO’s office, the two guards outside the doors let her right in, she’d need to thank Vitra later for whatever she did to the Company’s database.
“Ah, Ms. Scranton,” The CEO interrupted her train of thought. “I’ve been meaning to see you in person for awhile, I need a fresher mind’s opinion on our expansion into New Jersey,”
“Cut the shit, Chim, we both know why you’d invite such an attractive one such as myself to your office,”
The CEO gasped in mock shock. “Desperate for a promotion, huh? I suppose you fresh minds aren’t as dumb as I thought, follow me,”
“As you wish, sir,”
Then began Lisboa’s least favourite part of these missions: the boring, meaningless sex, the sex where she had to pretend like she was having any fun, the sex where she had to really strain to fake her accent, the sex where she had to give an ear piercingly loud moan and the end to really sell it to her target.
“Heh, good for you too, I assume?” The CEO asked, getting a nod from Lisboa as she got up to put her clothes back on.
“Welp, this was a fun distraction from work, but I’ve got a meeting in fi-”
“Não Não,” Lisboa shook her head as she plunged her obisidian dagger into the back of the CEO’s neck. “Magnus Corporation LTD sends it regards,”
“Those… fuckers,” He dropped to the floor as Lisboa patted herself on the back for another job well done.
“It is finished, you know what to do now,”
“Fantastic job Lisboa, I’m waiting outside; I’ll erase all records of “Maria Scranton” once you leave the building,”
“Obrigada,”
“Ah, Ms. Scranton,” The CEO interrupted her train of thought. “I’ve been meaning to see you in person for awhile, I need a fresher mind’s opinion on our expansion into New Jersey,”
“Cut the shit, Chim, we both know why you’d invite such an attractive one such as myself to your office,”
The CEO gasped in mock shock. “Desperate for a promotion, huh? I suppose you fresh minds aren’t as dumb as I thought, follow me,”
“As you wish, sir,”
Then began Lisboa’s least favourite part of these missions: the boring, meaningless sex, the sex where she had to pretend like she was having any fun, the sex where she had to really strain to fake her accent, the sex where she had to give an ear piercingly loud moan and the end to really sell it to her target.
“Heh, good for you too, I assume?” The CEO asked, getting a nod from Lisboa as she got up to put her clothes back on.
“Welp, this was a fun distraction from work, but I’ve got a meeting in fi-”
“Não Não,” Lisboa shook her head as she plunged her obisidian dagger into the back of the CEO’s neck. “Magnus Corporation LTD sends it regards,”
“Those… fuckers,” He dropped to the floor as Lisboa patted herself on the back for another job well done.
“It is finished, you know what to do now,”
“Fantastic job Lisboa, I’m waiting outside; I’ll erase all records of “Maria Scranton” once you leave the building,”
“Obrigada,”
