March 3, before conquering the Underworld

"Hey, Lilith today is talk in third person day. So Anthony decided it would be a good idea to try it." Anthony said.

"Lilith also thinks this is a great idea, but there's no chapter if talking in third person is all they do," Lilith responded back in third person, confused at the lack of direction the chapter has.

"That's why they are talking to the people at school so that the students can be 'seamlessly' integrated into the story," Anthony said with an emphasis on the lack of seamlessness.

"Alright who should they start with? Mr. Way, he's already been introduced though. Did they ever figure out if he's a vampire or not?" Lilith asked walking towards Mr.Way's room.

As they walked towards the classroom that would later become the P.O. box for the Underworld, they met a few of their friends. "Hey, Regin and Mr.Beep(a student) do you think Mr. Way is a vampire?"

Having received the memo to talk in third person earlier they both replied, 

"Regin is absolutely sure that he's a vampire." Regin, who had her blond hair in a ponytail for playing softball, said with conviction.

"Mr. Beep has calculated the probability that he is a vampire from information in GroundNet's records and the probability is one-hundred percent." Mr.Beep, who came to school in a business suit, said after pulling out his phone for calculations.

“But the important part is if he’s a Crepuscule Vampire or not,” said a girl with short brown hair, Joan. “Also Anthony did you finish the lab write up or did you forget?”

After he heard that Anthony’s expression went blank and he replied, “Anthony thinks that the lab report is in a quantum superposition of being done and undone until it’s due in class.” He said averting his eyes from Joan’s accusing glare. “Anthony hopes something happens so that the lab report gets canceled like a demonic ritual or something.”

Lilith responded, “Don’t be crazy Anthony. Lilith is pretty sure that nobody’s going to conduct a demonic ritual at school.”

From the ceiling the face of a blond-haired student, Rowan, appeared and said, “Did someone say demonic ritual. Rowan is pretty sure that one is happening here.”

Hearing Rowan’s words, Anthony turned to Lilith and said, “Anthony thinks that a demonic ritual is being conducted at school.”

“Whatever bro,” Lilith said.

Towards Rowan’s comment, Joan said, “Joan thinks Damion was going to do one with the Edgar and Ally, the Crepuscule Vampires.”

“Rowan needs to go report this to the agency Mr. Beep let me copy your Pre-Calc notes,” Rowan asked before disappearing in the ceiling again.