"Your wish has been granted"

she said to me as her fingers snapped.

a bright light had engulfed her.

no way...

was she being deadass?

I didn't think genies and whatnot existed. I just thought I could rile up some brat who thought they could play smart with me.

But maybe her blue skin and lack of legs were an indicator.

eventually, the light faded, and that was all left was a girl.

at the sight of her, I couldn't help but...

"Why are you clapping!?"

"Ignore it"

What an Incredible job.

She had olive skin an aquiline nose, downturned lips, and strong eyebrows with a high arch and all-over jewelry. a golden nose ring and earrings.

The type of beauty you'd expect from an existence above humanity.

But for some reason, I'm not feeling anything. Surely that's just me?

She looked at her hands and started...

"AHHHHHHHH!"

screaming.

"YO-YOU! ARHHHHH"

"He-Hey! Let go!"

She attacked me. This girl.. she's strong! freakishly so.

"NO-NO-NO I can't believe it I've been made into something of your level. Turn me back NOW!"

"Hey! Something of my level is quite? AHH!"

She's seriously mad.

It's not like I took your life or something... Oh wait.

"I wish you'd let go of me!"

she dropped to the floor stiff.

Seeing her in such a position; back to the floor her arms and legs stretched upwards I couldn't help but laugh.

"Pffft-AAHAH! What are you a cat?"

"He-Hey! Stop it! I'm a great spirit you know!"

"You're more of a great plank"

I guess that proves it. I've really done and got myself a genie.

I looked towards the sky, quite some time had passed.

"But man it's getting dark. We should get home and then we can figu-- Hey you're free to stand up now you can get out of that position? I feel bad now"

"No No, I actually quite like this placement it's almost cathartic"

"..."

I think I got myself a weirdo, not a genie.

can I really bring such a strange woman home?

I sighed. 

Ara Ara Kai.

I feel like I went into this too haphazardly.

"But walking down and taking the bus is such a drag...Man I wish we were home"

All I heard was the snap of her fingers and in the blink of an eye. The two of us were right outside my house.

"Woahhhh! Just like that!"

"mmHmm Of course! Doing this much is childplay for me even in human form! Or do you doubt my power hahaha!"

She's getting too excited but I would rather have this over her beating me up. So I'll let it slide.

"You're pretty prideful for a girl who was doing yoga positions in the mud!"

Or not.

"What was that? Come here for a second I wanna talk to you"

"You're close enoug--Wai--aAhHh!"

She jumped me again.

This girl is too aggressive!

Though compared to last time I feel she's grown much weaker for some reason.

Probably due to the noise we were causing my dad opened the door to see...

"Alaric is that you? What time do you call this your moth--"

Her performing a full mount on me.

"Sorry to disturb you, son. I'll explain everything to your mother"

He shut the door.

"Yo, dad! Open up! It's not what It looks like!"

how cliche.

"ARHH you say something!"

I pointed at her to try and clear up the misunderstanding.

"It's exactly what It looks like? I was dominating you"

"He-Hey! Dominating is a strong word. I was playing a tactic I just needed to get some ground to win!"

"But you were all over it"

I'm gonna lobotomize this spirit.

For some reason, I feel like she was enjoying this.

I continued banging on the door.

"DAD! Open uppp!"

"Chop Chop. Human-Human I'm feeling chilly"

I've never wanted to beat a woman before.

Seriously, I'll be stuck with her every day.

even though she'll be granting my wishes for some reason I don't have much hope.

I don't know what's going to happen to me from now on.

But I can only hope that something good comes out of...

That Genie!