Volume 1 – You’ve Got To Be Kidding Me?!?!
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Let's have a recap, shall we? 

I was a high school student within a specialized high school. I am planning to confess to a girl named Shiro who's my closest colleague and a member of the club I'm the president of.

As the two of us were going out on a supposed date, I was caught in a freak accident when metal poles fell from a crane in a skyscraper construction site.

In exchange of saving Shiro, I died in her place. After that, I found out that everything was so out of control of Goddess-sama that everything that happened to ms seemed to be really a coincidence. 

And because of that,  she compensated me with three wishes like a genie from a lamp. Outside the fact that the Goddess had some strange airheaded personality, she was still lenient enough to grant my wish of turning myself into a girl, got myself a headstart with my Appraisal skill, and also keeping my past memories intact.

And now, I've been reincarnated as a baby in another world now! 

For now, I'll just gonna relax in this world.

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After calming myself for some time now, I can hear multiple people approaching my left side.

"Ist unsere Tochter schon wach?"

"Ihre Hoheit Emilia scheint wach zu sein."

"Es ist Zeit, dass sie gestillt wird."

"Ja, Eure Königliche Hoheit Diana."

What in the world am I hearing from afar? Is that German? It has got to be one... but the fact that I've only learned basic German is something that might come in handy.

But since I can't fully understand what they're saying, I don't think it'll help either way...

"Utilizing the SS-Rank skill <Deep Appraisal>, the skill Translation Magic has been acquired and is ready to use."

Translation magic out of nowhere? Now that’s a bit tricky…

As I tried on raising my arms a little bit, it seemed as if my arms had shrunken considerably and a little bit more sluggish than what I anticipated. 

So… I’m a what now? Though as soon as that realization goes, I’ve been lifted by a woman that seems to be like a glorified maid from medieval times.

"My Lady, here’s Lady Emilia." The glorified maid said as she passed me towards a girl. 

So I’m someone named Emilia now, huh? 

What a grand-sounding name if you ask me. As I’ve gone towards the gaze that I made towards a really beautiful young blonde girl dressed in formal apparel which she seems to be my mother, she smiled at this self as a baby. 

And oh my goodness. If I were to be honest, my new mother reminds me a lot of what Shiro-chan looks like… I can’t help but reminisce about that moment from a while back.

Suddenly, this body of mine started crying uncontrollably. As expected, I have to wait for a while before controlling my body with my own will. 

"Your Royal Highness, Lady Emilia’s crying…" The maid said. 

"She is... I think it is time for her breastfeeding now."

As the maid assisted my mother while she was carrying me, the top part of her formal attire fell off as she pulled out the right side of her plump chest. 

This body of mine was automatically drawn towards that breast, and… what in the world is this feeling…

I feel like my body is automatically doing what it needs to do and since only my consciousness is something like in a conscious state, what I can only feel would be that sense of touch, hearing, and taste as of right now. 

Ehh… It’s pretty surreal now that I think about it when sucking out the milk from her. 

Again… I should probably refrain from any of these thoughts now since she literally reminds me of her and that would probably leave a bad taste for myself. 

After all, I pretty much wanted to be in this womanly form now so I need to act like one. 

While I'm distracted from these thoughts of mine, I heard a door opening. 

"Diana, how’s our little Emilia doing?" He approached the two of us as he kissed Mama Diana's forehead. 

This red-haired guy must be my father. I hope that he's not too doting... 

"You don’t need to be worried, Dear. I’m just feeding her, that’s all…" Mama Diana chuckled a little before answering him. 

"W-Wha?! I-It’s not like I’m really worried at all, it’s just that the work at the palace is just a bit much as always." Dad replied, as if he's trying to hide his embarrassment. 

He's definitely a doting one... 

"Your Highness Edmund, you’re totally worrying about Lady Emilia." The voice of that glorious maid made a shocking rebuttal. 

"Oi Clara… That hurts, you know…" Dad replied in a defeated tone.

So the name of that glorious maid is Clara, and my father’s name is Edmund huh… The two of them looked similar. 

Also, is it just me or is it that this Clara-san, mother, and father are close to one another?

"Hahaha, you two stop your bantering… You’re disturbing our little Emilia; you know…" Mama Diana chuckled. 

"I’m sorry, My Ladyship."

"Sorry, dear…"

After the very amusing exchange that I’ve heard in a while, and my baby self feeling a bit full, Mother puts me back into the bed as both of my parents left the room, leaving Clara on taking care of me…

That’s a given for me, I guess since I guessed that the two of them are really important nobles. 

Now let’s go towards checking in whether this world has some sort of a game-like status I have like all isekai clichés. 

Open <Status Window>. 

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Status Info:

Name: Emilia von Celestia y Altair (ex. Nakamura Kurayami)

Job: Hero

Age: 0 years, 0 months, 2 days old

Level: 1 – 0/100 EXP

HP: 100 (1x)

MP: 80 (5x)

STR: 100 (2x)

INT: 100 (25x)

DEF: 100 (2x)

DEX: 100 (1x)

Blessings: 

Anastasia’s Holy Blessing of Love

  - Complete Bad Status Nullification

  - Complete Retention of the Past Life's Memory

  - True Blessing of Love and Protection from the God of Creation "Anastasia"

  - Bestowal of the <Hero> skill and job. 

Skills:

- Hero (SSS)

  - Critical Point of Fate (SS)

  - All-Nature Attribute Elemental Magic (SS)

    - Water-Attribute Elemental Magic (C)

    - Earth-Attribute Elemental Magic (C)

    - Wind-Attribute Elemental Magic (C)

    - Fire-Attribute Elemental Magic (C)

  - Light Attribute Elemental Magic (SS)

  - Dark Attribute Elemental Magic (SS)

  - Holy Attribute Elemental Magic (SS)

  - Deep Appraisal (SS)

  - Spell Weaver (SS)

  - Dimensional Storage (SS)

  - Hero's Aura (SS)

- Non-Elemental Magic (S)

- Information Concealment Magic (S)

- Translation Magic (D)

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Oi... oi... oi... What the hell are these statuses that I have?!?! I certainly didn't wish for these things though? 

"My apologies for that, human. I only have a short time to explain everything." A familiar voice reverberated within my thoughts.

"Goddess-sama?" I asked.

"That is me, human. Again, my deepest apologies for bestowing this to you without your consensus." Goddess-sama responded with her monotonous voice. 

"Of course, you must have a good explanation as to why you've given me these ridiculous skills, right?" I sighed in my mind as I asked her this vital question.

"Yes, human. As you know, your reincarnation has caught on with the machinations of other divine forces. With that in mind, their response to your reincarnation was for them to have summon a counterbalance for this world." The Goddess answered my question. 

"A counterbalance? What's that supposed to mean?" I asked in confusion. 

"It's what the beings in this world, and those that you've read from your past life called the 'Demon Lord', human." The Goddess dropped a bomb on me.

Ah... A Demon Lord...

A Demon Lord? You've got to be kidding me?!?! 

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Author's Note:

And now we're continuing off with a new chapter, everyone!

I wanna make a reminder for everyone since every chapter would likely be within a thousand to a couple thousand words long, it's pace is also slow enough to make things interesting, but not too slow that our character will stick to being a baby for a couple of volumes. 

Anyway, I still hope that everyone's enjoying the read! 

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