Chapter 67: More Skips!
(Syrilblia’s POV)
Carna, being one that dealt with such cases before, had shown up to deal with the aftermath of Stan’s whole… murder and suicide thingy.
Of course, she had made up an entire story for it, saying that I was the hero who saved Barbra and their maids from the horrible man. That is, with pleading from Priscilla.
That is just an extremely brief summary of the story, though. Honestly, what Carna cooked up for it… She would be an award-winning novelist in my old dimension.
Though, that all happened more than a month ago. Back on campus, the place was very much on fire. I mean, not really on fire… Just that the males are still going kooky.
Beatrice: “If it was me, I would arrest them all just from them being annoying.” She said with a sigh.
Syrilblia: “You can’t arrest someone for being annoying, Beatrice.” I reply with a giggle.
The males of the campus, failing to accuse me of being a demon, haven’t stopped being annoying. Various priestesses have been called here to get rid of some evil that was making the females on the campus gay.
Regardless of how many they went through, the answer that was given… was always that the women were just gay. Now, you might think that this was my doing, but it wasn’t.
It was the author. In the novel, the ML was amazingly handsome. And as they hated doing drama between cheating and the like, most of the females on this campus were depicted as being lesbians.
The novel stated that, quote, “Pretty much every woman in the Royal Academy of Chelva, was a lesbian. Thus, none tried to seduce the prince.” Or something along those lines.
Before coming here, I didn’t expect that this aspect of the novel would end up being reflected in reality. It was nice for me, though. This made seducing them a breeze.
Charlie: “You know, I find it weird how every girl here is a lesbian.” She said with a thinking pose.
Syrilblia: “It is a little weird, yes. But it works out for me.” I reply with a shrug.
Ramona: “They were said to be lesbians in the novel, if I am remember correctly.” She added.
Charlie: “They were, but most of this world is different from the novel.” She said with a groan.
Also depicted in the novel was this same event of the males causing a fit. The only difference is that I have caused it to happen much earlier, before the MC even showed up.
And on top of that, most of these girls are going to marry each other. In the novel, they only started to date, and none were mentioned that they were going to marry. In this sense, I am a glorious lesbian marriage consoler!
Velta: “The problem will be dealt with soon, no need to worry.” She said with a smile.
Syrilblia: “How far along is it?” I ask with a curious tone.
Velta: “Prior to you coming here, there are actual real assaults made on the females of this Academy. Adding on to the false ones, none of the males will escape.” She answered.
Beatrice: “Considering that some of the girls, including me, were pissing on Flare… What are the male teachers doing?” She asked.
Carna: “Nothing good. If it wasn’t for Clare sharing so many of those grimoires, some of the girls would have been raped. The men aren’t all bad, but there are quite a few stuck up nobles, that think they deserve a woman for themselves.” She explained with a scoff.
Syrilblia: “How sad for the non-rapists among them, but you cannot go against the will of the author.” I reply with a sigh.
This world kinda pisses me off, and I am not the only reincarnater that thinks as such. It follows the novel, but most of the time it is just completely different. Like, them being lesbians was a key thing that got kept, while other aspects never appeared at all.
For instance, that succubus girl hasn’t shown up, ever. Velta couldn’t find her, and neither could Carna nor Marina. With the MC and other main characters about to enroll, we should do this Academy male eviction plan posthaste…
Unlike the other girls here, the MC’s friends, IE, the other main characters, weren’t said to be lesbians. Rather, they were depicted as bisexual. Thus, there was no conflict of interest when they helped out the MC with the ML.
Which, yes. Meant that the author, for some reason, considered bisexual girls to be mostly straight. As for why… perhaps they were stupid? The world may never know…
Marina: “Syrilblia, I have to say that I am very, very proud of you. This goes beyond all my hopes. You have now given us a major boon to our future empire.” She said with a praising tone.
Carna: “I agree. All these girls are loyal to Syrilblia and you, dear. Though, with there being many more women to seduce, your daughter’s task is far from over.” She added.
Marina: “Most of them will be somewhat minor, as Syrilblia has already seduced the most powerful women in the kingdom, both present and future.” She replied.
Syrilblia: “Mom… if I said that I wanted to seduce every woman in the world… would that upset you?” I nervously asked.
Marina: “Not in the least, no. You’re the seed that will bring forth my empire. After all, it is very easy to take over a place when all are loyal to you.” She denied.
Carna: “I was honestly surprised when she seduced the queen.” She said with a giggle.
Queen Amona was decently easy to seduce. I have many things to my advantage when trying to seduce women. One, I am absolutely beautiful. Two, I am a lewd girl that can never get enough of petting the kittens of various women.
If I am being honest, I haven’t actually seduced a straight girl before. Or a bisexual one. The straight girls, and the MC’s friends, will be my real test. Not that I was even worried about that, as my mind was purely on how nice it would be to pet and taste their kittens…
Velta: “A week from now, Syrilblia, we will enact the plan.” She informed.
Syrilblia: “It’s that far along already?” I reply with a raised eyebrow.
Carna: “The main work is to build up the false stories for every girl. Making each one be plausible with just their accusations was the real challenge.” She explained.
Syrilblia: “You have made a story up for EACH man?” I reply with a slightly shocked tone.
Velta: “So far, we have, yes. With Carna’s help, the process was greatly expedited.” She answered.
Marina: “I have heard some of the stories that Carna has come up with… I honestly feel somewhat bad about those men, as they will have to flee multiple kingdoms over to be able to get a fresh start.” She said with an unremorseful laugh.
Syrilblia: “…”
I should feel bad, but I do not. Marina has successfully poisoned my mind. So the men will be falsely accused of being rapists, huh? For one, they aren’t women that I can seduce. And on the other hand, I am a villainess, not a hero. For what purpose would I have to do anything that is right? That is, unless it is to help a woman out…
the blaming of innocent men does not feel right with me
Thanks for the chapter!
honestly the blaming of "innocent" men doesn't sit alright with me. Kick the bad ones that actually did crimes against women or even just planned to / thought seriously about it as far away as the moon but not your average joe of say vicount or baron rank comes from some bordertown his family oversees and wants to get a degree to take over the territory in the future and has never hurt a fly.
A possible solution would be some kinda potion or perhaps a demon knowledge based conversion ritual that switches the gender of the person affected. The academy could state its a new thing to support transgender students or something.
Heck... if it only affects males MC might even straight up throw it into the watersupply. later on that is when her kingdom conquest is very close to succeeding. Initially there is gonna be a lot of questions but with MC propably having turned most women avid lesbians at that point the former men should have near nothing to complain about.
Its not a really "must have" to minder the severity of the measures against men just saying it'd be nice.
Removal of men to make a yuri country is well... in a novel its more a selling point than a downside just "unfair treatment" of innocent males of the "bystander" kind tends to leave a bad taste in my mouth and sours the otherwise nice reading experience.
Thanks again and cya next time!
So I understand that they want to drive off all the men, but shouldn't they also find a way to nerf or eradicate the strongest men to prevent an organized rebellion?
I think that plan is long in motion/ accounted for. If you control all women you control at least 50% of the country. and for about every high ranking man there is a high ranking women of at least the same rank or one that might even outrank them. Best example is the Queen which MC already has in her pocket.
Furthermore it was stated that MC's family is the second strongest family behind the royal family and that is just on the for the public percievable surface. Her Mother is a powerhouse that perhaps can take entire countries on on her own and she already has and is still actively gathering her Demon household so to say.
So the likely event i see is that a law or something is passed forbidding men from the country while simultaniously Men get kicked out and divorced by their wives. Yes this mass exodus of men is not gonna be peaceful cause humans get angry by such "blatantly unfair treatment" and especially with a buch of likeminded individuals that just experienced the same thing they WILL bunch up together into mobs in an attempt to get "justice". This should backfire quite nicely as its basically targets bunching up for the authorities to deal with. Be it outright killing them, imprisoning them to send out of the country or outright teleporting them away with magic should it be applicable.
Whenever this move will be pulled in the future of the novel there will be plans in place so it goes smoothly. Simply makes sense to do so as you correctly predicted that it can go very wrong otherwise.