Willow POV

Three months passed, And Willoew reached level 10. His body began exhibiting effects similar to Puberty, And Nemesis said it was due to being on the cusp of evolution.

[Willow Nemesis, Age: 93 days, Gender:Male<ish>, Race: Einerjar.

Lv 10. XP2000 . 0 TO NEXT LEVEL. EVOLVE TO CONTINUE.

Str: 50

Dex: 75

Agi: 40

Cha: 50

Mag: 100

Lck: 90

Lst: 120

Hp: 500 Mp: 200

Titles: Revenge Seeker(luck+5). Dungeon monster(Lst+10). Undying Hero(Lst+10). Dude looks like a Lady(improves Feminine Disguise. Can be seen through by Bowyers). Feminine? Mystique(Your motives are unknowable by those unaccustomed to you. Improves Secrecy. Can be seen through by Loved ones.) 

SKILLS

BOOMERANG!<YESSSS!>: The secret Fifth Element, The cry of a cool warrior. This Trusty friend will never fail you. Provides Accuracy adjustment when using a boomerang.

Elemantal-Rang: Shot, Cutter, And Strike. Imbues An element of your choice into your boomerang. Unlike normal Elemental skills, which are single target, your Weapon Strikes all.

Boom-Strike: That's not how you use a boomerang! Learned after killing 10 enemies by Blugdeonning them with a weapon meant to be thrown. You Brute. Deals damage of 10 plus Str

Flight

Fluffy is Fabulous:Adds +10 Lst. You used a fluffy tail as a pillow. Now, to punish you, it's even softer. You MONSTER.

Headbutt: That's Really using your head, Er... Horns. Damage of 15 but you take 5 as recoil. 

Strangle Angel: killed with a symbol of purity and light. Drains 10hp per second, paralyzes Affected target. A long, slow death...

Aware of the system: Systema Says Hi.

Basic Life Magic

Basic Elemental magic: Can cast all Elements... just not very well 

Spatial Storage: 99 stacks, 99 spaces. Time stops within. No living things allowed. Not to be confused with hammerspace, that's something else

50 Silver Coins(that's about $500.00 usd)]

Those were some nice Stat Gains... And many Skills Evolved. Plus, He had gained a new Title... 

"So... I should Evolve, right?" He asked Nemesis.

"That depends... How do you feel?"

"I'm Fine? Why? Does it mat-" a shudder went through him... "-ter... brr... Whats this... empty feeling."

Nemesis waved a hand... And confetti appeared, Falling from the sky. A banner Appeared that read CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR DEATH! HAPPY REBIRTHDAY!

"THAT, my dear, Is the feeling of someone stepping on your grave... at this moment, Your original body has just been killed... And I took you... NOW. Okay. Let's have Cake. And ice-cream. THEN it will be safe to evolve. Have to wait until the Paradoxical Effects of my Spell end. Don't want to erase reality, after all."

And so they did. And it was delicious. Then, Willow confirmed the evolution... And his body began to crystalize... His vision became pink... And Soon, A large pink crystal is all that remained.

"Should be a few weeks. What will you choose, Dear? I cannot wait. Now... to prepare for our future guests..."

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Willow 1st person POV 

[Evolving. Please select your class evolution.]

[Supportive Princess(male): you exist to raise up others, often at the cost of your own happiness. Adds the Skill 'Wind beneath Their Wings.']

[Nemesis' Sweet Daughter(Male): You must now call Nemesis 'Mommy'.. adds the Skill 'Mama's Girly-boy']

[Heartbroken Hero: Adds the skills 'Double Boomerang' 'Prismatic Dance' 'Moonlight Blessing'... "That's rough, buddy."]

This choice was simple. 

[Selected: Heartbroken Hero. Please choose Race Evolution]

[Berzerk Einerjar: Triples all stats, but loses all Control. A mindless monster of destruction]

[Manly Warrior: This option cannot be chosen, due to the Nature if the dungeon.]

[Natural Femboy: You have a Woman's form, And a body built for Pleasure, no matter your partners gender. Adds Lust+50, And Grant's titles 'Born to Be...' and 'Tool Envy']

[Undead Einerjar: Already undying, you somehow defied that and died anyway. A corpse that will never rot, you are effectively immortal... but you've left the ranks of the undying to join the undead. Adds skill 'Zombie Bite' and title "The Sick and the Dead."]

Damnit. The only good choice is blocked... And really, there's only one choice. Sigh. Femboy it is.

[You have chosen: Natural Femboy.]

[Evolving... ... ... estimated time, 10 days.]

TEN FUCKING DAYS! HOLY CRAP THATS A LONG TIME. 

[Indeed. Now shut up and sleep. Also, Nike-Nee, Tool Envy? Really?]

<yes. It's a useful skill, AND gives Willow at least ONE thing he wants.>

[But the NAME?]

<It's Thematic. Now shush. Willow needs to enter the Evo-sleep, and can't do so with us Squaking like Hens.>

[Fine. But We'll continue this later.]

<fine.>

I laughed at their antics... and the world faded to black.