I-... I'm sorry...
All I can say is that I was dared to do this...

Prompt: Write something thirsty about a hermit crab (it) and a jar (*it*) in a university lecture room.

BTW, I considered picking Horror and Psychological in genres, because this was horrifying to write and it has caused me psychological damage... do with that information what you will. I also marked this for sexual content, but I defy you to point out one overtly sexual thing about this story!

Disclaimer: No jar was harmed in the writing of this story... the crab is also fictional, in case you're wondering...

P.S. The one who prompted this, and is questioning their friendship with me as we speak, would like to mention that Purple Pincher hermit crabs are also known as PPs... so... Ya...