[STORY DROPPED]

Did you know? Filipinos, given the choice, would choose to reincarnate as anything absolutely other than a Filipino. Trust me. I'd know.

Our weebish MC meets Jesus and is tasked with the objective of vanquishing the looming evils of a future Earth. Fortunately for him, the future Philippines is a lot more forgiving, but not a whole lot more sensible.

The series itself is a comedy with slice-of-life elements, and I try my best to make it all make no sense—which is apparently surprisingly difficult when you also need to advance the plot!

Mild content warning: Weeb language (causes headaches; as the writer, the recoil is not insignificant for me as well)

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Re: racism concerns: Yes, it's true, I confess: I'm Filipino. It's the only way I could've made a parody of PH political culture and other toxic elements. In fact, the sheer stress of being secondhand exposed to them every week for hitherto my whole life was the main trigger for writing this series.

Escape~ I want to escape~

"Are the Filipinos okay?" Haha, no <3

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HIATUS UPDATE (as of 2022-06-23): The progression of the story bothers me on a deep level, plus I've got a bunch of other WIPs that look like they're doing better, so I'm just gonna straight up ignore this one for [a month or a year] before I can come up with a fix. This was supposed to be a slice-of-life, darn it :'D