Alright people, let's start at the beginning one last time.

My name is Gwen Stacy. I was bitten by a radioactive spider, and for the last two years, I’ve been the one and only Spider-Woman. You guys know the rest -

I joined a band -

Saved my dad -

I… couldn’t save my best friend, Peter Par-

Hold on, hold on. That last part? Let’s hold off on finishing that bit. And I know it’s starting to get repetitive and everything, buuut…

Let’s start at the beginning. And for the last time. I mean it.