Honestly, I had no hope in life after death - especially because I was an atheist. -, but after having my head cut off, and meeting my inevitable "end", I ended up reincarnated as a Vampire slave of a Spoiled girl (Apparently the female protagonist of a game I had played a long time before she died.

At least I had weak telekinesis and the ability to copy a person's talents by sweating their blood.

"Shit."

With my eloquence, my intelligence, and my dishonest character, perhaps I can destr-