To lighten the wrath of his blackened readers, Frozen Milk was forced to transmigrate into his own novel to witness what *** he wrote.... more>>

What's this? One plothole, two plotholes... plotholes everywhere!

How do you counter a novel full of plotholes?
Of course, with constant bullshit, constant crap and constant nonsense!

It shouldn't be working but the result?

Terrifying!

Long live holy creator Frozen Milk!

"Damn! What the hell is this?? Wasn't this supposed to be a comedy rip off? A parody? So, why are all my characters leeching onto me? Do I look like a bamboo stick to climb and eat? To stick in between your cheeks?"

"Hello? System help?"

"System is currently on holida- undergoing maintenance, host."

"%$@#!"

Frozen Milk was nearing his despair. Bent, straight, bent, straight, bent, STRAIGHT!!!!

Be ready to have your brains fried, your life questioned and above all your integrity disappear!

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Disclaimer: profanities and innuendos
Has elements of BL
This book is pure comedy with some serious elements, if you get offended easily, please don't read

First book in the 'Scum Series' <<less

My Isekai harem wouldn't stop fighting over me so I decided to get together with the Demon King♂ instead.... more>>

Title is basically summary of the entire story. This is a short, comedic sorta parody of the harem-seeking protagonist trope but ends in BL. This is one shot btw. Warning for some swearing, but not too bad.

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*Author's note: To think my first published work on Scribblehub would be a BL one shot I spent all night writing in one go. :O I don't generally tend to gravitate towards BL or writing BL, so this comes as a surprise to me as well.

I'm not the best or a very practiced writer, so please be kind. I am aware there are a lot of writing problems & taboos in this work. Critiques ok, but just know this was written late at night with my phone, mainly on adrenaline, lack of sleep and with some weird spontaneous inspiration to write this in the first place. Proof reading and editing was minimal, sorry in advance. :( <<less